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[duskvengeful]

@bernardstiller // S.C.

Ugh. Solis hated the early morning. Bright ass sunlight in her eyes waking her up, hearing the humans going about their routine, being LOUD, honking the horns on those...weird horseless carriages. Frankly, if she had the choice, no one would have to deal with that shit. But, such was the way of life, as her mother had...adamantly declared early on.

The royal was out and about, realizing that her cats were almost out of food. But being out and about required interacting with people. People that she either didn't fucking like or didn't know, and neither was preferable for her.

With a giant bag of cat food ( with a cyan aura around it, ) stuck to her back like a strapless backpack, Solis left the store, peering around for an alleyway so she could pop her wings open and fly back home without anyone noticing, however, that meant she wasn't paying attention, and before she was barely ten steps out of the store-

Bump !

She stumbled backward, luckily still able to keep her footing. A sharp glare was shot at the person she'd bumped into.

" What the bloody hell, man ? Watch it ! "

#bernardstiller #🌇 / ic // the eyes tell the stories that the mouth is too scared to speak #🌇 / v ; main // like the bonfire that burns that all words in the fight fell to #i realized i do not have verse tags rip #anyways I OFFER. MY ROYAL BITCH

[sclepurpose]

Send me a🌻 and I’ll tell you whatever the fuck I want.

@bernardstiller // 🌻

" I'm venomous. I can inject people with this venom unique to my species, just in case I ever need to protect myself. I've really only used it a few of times, once to defend Megamind when we were in the prison, once to defend myself, and once because Sir wanted a sample to come up with an anti-venom just because he was bored.

IIIIII...may or may not have...accidentally bitten him in the process and he may or may not have been out for...three days because of it. More or less. "

#bernardstiller #🐡 / ic // still warming up sir #🐡 / answered // i disagree sir ; i live to serve sir #personals dnr / #i need to type out a whole thing abt the venom but yeh minnie has pain juice #its not lethal unless in super high amounts #it causes like. hallucinations and sweating and all this stuff #at worst? convulsions then death (= fun times for the whole family /SILLY

[princess-pathetic-112898]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers (no pressure) <3<3

Ooh fun!!!

1) Any occasion that allows me to indulge in too many sweets and/or comfort foods (80% of the reasons I go to the same small county fair in my area every year is for the food)

2) Working with kids; I’m a part time librarian (working on that degree) & in the summer I work a second job as a camp counselor. I get so much satisfaction out of helping the kids have fun & teaching them new things, and the way children observe & interact with the world never fails to make me laugh.

3) Collecting Dolls, Plushies & Figurines (Superstar Barbie & Midnight Masquerade Esmeralda chill on my shelf & gossip with Arcee and Nightcrawler; meanwhile on the bed Blitzo, Stolas, Loona & Octavia all get to be together, but the fam also has to share a space with Rainbow Brite, Hello Kitty, Raggedy Ann & Andy, a few Care Bears, some Build-A-Bears and like a fuck ton of old Disney plushies)

4) Comics & graphic novels (my favorite graphic novel series from childhood is either Amelia Rules or Bone; my favorite superhero comics are a tie between Paul Dini & Bruce Timm Batman and Chris Claremont X-Men)

5) Soaking in a warm bath with bubbles & bath bombs (I’m partial towards rose & strawberry scents)

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