#beggars and major/minor are my favorites but I cannot deny that the alchemy index tetralogy was a masterstroke of absolute genius

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(135/?) Carrying on and on, unwitting orphans of an unyielding despair.

I wish I could be an influencer so I could influence people on all the hot-button topics that really matter: "Hey, yeah. Ass is fine, but eat fruits and vegetables too, you fuckface(s)!", "Your local shithead politician lives here, go and poop on their garden and break all their cars' windows", or "Aubrey Plaza is an ok actress but April Ludgate was fucking boring".

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Alas, I am but a simple writer-- wait, no, I have a couple more! "Kicking people in the crotch is painful as heck regardless of gender! TV lied to you!" and "Don't clutter, you fucking doofus"... OK, I think I'm done for now. Anyway, yeah: Influencers are like the modern equivalent of politicians and, just like their predecessors-- ¡FUCK POLITICIANS!

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So yeah, it's high time that we start treating tiktokers the same way we wish to treat to try to do so in the past with politicians. And yes, youtubers/v-tubers, etc have a gameplay in mind. Remember to learn to switch gears, brochachos! See ya' tomorrow!

#diary #daily life of an old shithead #thrice reference #i am a basic screamo bitch from back in the day: of course there are going to be journal entries with Thrice lyrics ya' dingus! #beggars and major/minor are my favorites but I cannot deny that the alchemy index tetralogy was a masterstroke of absolute genius #dustin kensrue's lyrics are among the best of his generation. he's up there with peeps like colin meloy as one of the great lyricists #influencers #entrepenuership #i don't fault all influencers #but wow are a good chunk of them suicidally stupid #fr tho #let's play can be hella boring. #cow havers are ridiculous. never have a cow man. #audrey plaza used to be a hilarious talk show guest. #but most of her acting way back when was terrible.