#beebzly thoughts

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I’ve been sitting on these head cannons for a while, not really sure why. Some of them are more thought out than others, guess that’s why I haven’t felt ready to publish them, but I don’t think I’ll ever find the time to fine tune them so I’m just going to throw them out here.

These are “scandal” head cannons for if the Gorillaz were real people, except for the first one about 2D, which is just a nice thought imo lol.

Anyway, here they are.

-2D got into producing during the bands hiatus between getting back from his not-so deserted island experience and Humanz. He’s now a very sought after indie music producer. Won an independent Grammy in 2019 for producer of the year. He loves to do it because it gives him a sense of purpose outside of Gorillaz and helping out up and coming music acts is extremely fulfilling to him. He also loves to collaborate outside of Gorillaz. Bands will seek out his unique vocals for back up singing and occasional covers of other songs.

-2D has embarrassing memory lapses brought on my his head trauma and pill abuse that gossip rags always love to print about. He’s been known to be found peeing on the sides of buildings, ragging on and insulting strangers on the streets or crashing other people’s weddings or parties. He often comes to and can’t remember how or why he ended up there.

-Murdoc has had several write ups over the years for being an abusive boyfriend. He keeps luring women and the occasional man around only to get belligerent with them and start loud, over the top fights that draw crowds. The Daily Mail publishes every piece sent in about him, regardless of if it’s true. Occasionally the stories have a leg to stand on but mostly it’s conjecture from “anonymous sources”. In these times, 2D will always stand up for him, prompting the DM to start the rumors that he has Stockholm Syndrome, a rumor that has the power to send 2D into tirades. Occasionally he’ll be so high out of mind that he’ll go off on nonsense tangents about Murdoc and how these people are just after attention cause he’s famous and that the abuse he’s endured was never “that bad” even though there’s interviews and evidence pointing to the opposite.

-Speaking of The Daily Mail, the love to constantly speculate over the status of 2D and Murdoc’s relationship. Over the passed 20or so years, they’ve been the only publication to run actual compromising pictures of them together

-Noodle has a reputation for getting shit faced out at club and god forbid she’s out with Murdoc. They enable each other to drink more and more. Noodle gets Like embarrassingly falling over drunk and saying wild ass shit. Most of the time though she’s caught shouting in Japanese at paps and autograph seekers. It’s gotten so bad in more recent years that Noodle is starting receive bans from a few of the same nightclubs Murdoc already can’t get into.

-Russel had a reputation in the early 2000s for being caught talking to himself. It became a crazy obsession in the media for a few years, who was going to catch Russel staring at walls muttering to himself and also causing a lot of speculation as to the nature of his relationship with Del while he was alive. Occasionally those times would devolve into him looking spun out an homeless especially after Dels exorcism. He would still chatter like he was there but really he’d just gone mad. Took an extended break as a posh recovery center after the events of plastic beach, his captive stay in North Korea triggered his muttering again.

-Russel is a secret hacker, but for Robin Hood do goodings. Likes to hack into databases to wipe people’s debts or give kids lunch money for school. Almost got caught once leaving a campus getting recognized but managed to bribe the student with an autograph.

-Russ has also been caught buying black market, endangered animals for his Frankenstein-taxidermy. Getting deeper into his hobby, he wanted make the ultimate endangered animal. He claims he didn’t see anything wrong with him, since he was technically preserving the animals and they were already dead when he bought them.

-To that point, his room smells awful. Like fermeldahide and death. Also Murdoc likes to take dips of said fermeldahide to make whet joints to take on adventures. Which usually end up in him tripping his balls off.

-Noodle has mpd. She has triggers for her alters that over the years she’s able to keep controlled but in her teens especially she’d get caught out in public claiming to be someone else and dressing the part. Her alters stem from the abuse she endured as a child soldier. It’s a tactic used to make her a better assassin so her main Noodle personality won’t be able to recall the pain and horror she’s inflicted on people.

-Noodle likes to commit petty crimes for fun, and has been caught on camera several timesSometimes Murdoc will join her, but when they do, the crimes usually escalate beyond petty. The most fun they’ve had together is hot wiring random cars and taking them for joy rides. They always try to return them but usually forget where they came from.

-Murdoc still gets the itch to commit arson from time to time and usually finds old abandoned homes or factories to light up. He’s been arrested for a few but there’s never enough evidence to nail him for the crimes, he’s gotten too good at it.

-Murdoc has several off shore bank accounts and shell corporations. They’ve been talked about in the press marginally but no one really knows what they’re for or where he gets all that money or what he needs it for. “And you never will,” he says, no doubt.

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Please send me asks or thoughts on whatever Gorillaz! I have a long ride home!

Here’s some Murdoc ass for your time 😛

#gorillaz #murdoc niccals #pickle papi #2d gorillaz #2d #murdoc #2doc #noodle #beebzly thoughts #beebzly asks

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Thinking how 2d and Murdoc in the new teaser drawings look like complete gangsters 😳😳😳

Wow, you aren’t kidding! I just can’t even wrap my head around what those teasers could even mean!

My first thought of of multiple intertwining timelines brought on by messing with the portals, but now I’m not so sure if they are dropping the whole portal storyline, which hasn’t even been confirmed.

Gorillaz is so abstract, which is one of my favorite things about them, that you really can’t guess from day to day where it’s headed.

It’d be really cool if the rumored Netflix series or S2 that they took the storyline to something more linear, such as a mobster/gangster storyline with a tangible plot and subplots but that just doesn’t seem to be the Gorillaz way.

I’d definitely be okay with an abstract concept like in S1 where it’s more or less up the viewers interpretation of what’s going on.

I think the Gorillaz as a creative collective are vibing on fan interact/interpretation as a whole, a rare bunch of creators who actually listen and care as to what their fan base is feeling at any given moment, for better or for worse lol

Hey, thanks for the ask 🥰

#gorillaz #beebzly asks #beebzly thoughts

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I’m stressed af y’all. Send me headcannons, asks, just general talk, idc.

What’s up, what you thinking about?

#gorillaz #beebzly asks #beebzly headcannons #beebzly thoughts

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I’m going to tell yall about my weird Damon dream.

It was at like a theater of some sort but there was an upstairs bar and I was working but just it done with work and had left my drink on the bar but for some reason I had to leave the building. And when I came back in, which I felt like I had to sneak back in? Behind a couple people who had vip and I went to the bar to get my drink but it was gone. And I was like “hey where’d my drink go?” To whoever was working and then I noticed Damon was leaning against the bar and he said, “I drank it” we were familiar with each other because I was like “you dickhead” and then he ordered me another drink.

And the whole time I thought “I’m not vip I’m gonna get kicked out,” even though Damon knew me? Then he put his arm around me and led me down like some balcony theater steps to a bunch of empty seats on the far left and Jamie was sitting there and he knew me too and said “hey have a seat!” And like I felt all special and important. And we were watching some opening band but like I knew I was about to see the Gorillaz, they were real and Damon and Jamie were just there to watch “their” band perform.

So anyway, that was weird.

#Gorillaz #damon albarn #jamie hewlett #Gorillaz dreamz #beebzly thoughts

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1, 11, 21, 31, 41?

1. We have a plethora of lighters in this house of many colors and patterns.

11. That is a really tough question! I guess it depends on the song cos I love a good bass solo, but i also love a good drum solo. I also love a good thumping bass beat, either from a bass guitar, bass drum or electronically.

21. I am an 80's baby so my first celeb crushes are straight outta the 90's lol. Brad Renfro, Jonathan Taylor Thomas and Devon Sawa come to mind. I had their posters all over my walls. I even wrote JTT a letter and got a sighed postcard back (turned out it was a stamped signature! The nerve!)

31. Wow, yes I have. When I was 11, the place I boarded my horse had several dogs on the farm. One of them was and akita named Sumo and he had a missing hip from being hit by a car as a puppy. When you would pet him, he would grumble a lot and did it ALL the time, so no one ever thought anything of it. So here I was, petting this dog when all of a sudden he LUNGED at my face and got me right in the cheek! I had four stitches and still have a small scar from it and that happened in 1997! Belive it or not, I've had akitas with my mom ever since then, and even own my own good boy currently.

41. Lmao, you know I do, it's Hey Bulldog.

#beebzly asks #beebzly thoughts #thank you anon this was a fun one