#be nice to klee > alice adopts you bc you were nice to klee > ??? > profit

[lovesickeros]

im back for my monthly delusion and its alice this time BECAUSE WHY DOES NO ONE ELSE TALK ABOUT HER. OR RHINEDOTTIR. extremely powerful witches who are probably on equal power level to an archon just vibing and committing war crimes.

#self aware genshin impact #self aware genshin #genshin sagau #genshin impact sagau #sagau #alice #rhinedottir #im so normal abt them btw!!!! #i love both platonic alice + romantic alice bc i have mommy issues but also im a lesbian #i just think the unhinged absolutely batshit adventurer who blew up stormterror's lair bc she felt like it is. pretty :) #also she collects kids like pokemon cards shes perfect for sagau. yoink!! new child. oh your literally g-d??? anyway. baby :) #be nice to klee > alice adopts you bc you were nice to klee > ??? > profit #what r the archons gonna do??? fight alice?? she blew up mond bro she will not spare your nations!!!! #g-d forbid rhine get in on it too now you got two morally bankrupt scientists ready to invent nuclear weapons 2 beat you up!!!! #(we r ignoring that rhine will treat you like a glorified lab rat bc shes Curious bc g-d forbid women have hobbies smh /j) #alice holding reader like a wet kitten she just found in the dumpster: her rhined- #rhinedottir: no #welcome 2 the most fucked up family on teyvat!! we have two absent moms who do morally dubious experimentation!!!!! #we support morally fucked up women in stem in this household #okay gn i will actually shut up now zzzzzzzzzz #(i am ignoring that it is 2pm. n e way.)