#batman's literal theme song- im telling you this is like Batman's Band™ and dont let anyone tell you otherwise

[batfamhyperfixation]

The fun game of which headcanon would I like better:

A) one of the batkids playing welcome to the black parade by MCR and Bruce knowing every word cause of course he does, he went through an emo phase (he's still in his emo phase), he listened to it on repeat when it came out to the point that even Alfred can recite the lyrics, it was his inspiration for the Batman mantle

Or

B) one of the batkids playing welcome to the black parade by MCR and Bruce BECOMING obsessed with it, like he's never heard it before but the lyrics hit him hard and he then forces anyone near him to listen to it on repeat for weeks cause he plays it everywhere he goes, he gets into all their other songs, and he, as a middle aged father of 7, goes through the MCR black parade aspect of his emo phase

#he and ollie used to listen to it together #their feud would end as long as the song was blasting and they would belt out together #the batkids see this as the Embarrassing Dad™ Bruce and they just try to roll with it #if anyone tries to make fun of Bruce he just pulls the old 'this is my house and ill play my music without judgement' card #bruce seems like the type to not often get obsessed with things like songs but when he does he gets it BAD #bruce wayne #batman #batman hc #batman headcanon #batkids #batfam #welcome to the black parade #mcr #its crazy how well these lyrics fit with bruce like if you told me this song was written about bruce wayne i would believe you #its also radical that wecome to the black parade came out in 2006 #like dude i was barely 1 when that came out #and 16 years later my friends and i listen to it unironically along with many other mcr songs #but like seriously you need to go listen to it and tell me im not the only one who sees the comparisons #this is like bruces unoffical theme song (and mcr has a song called na na na (na na na na na na na na na) which i guess you could say is #batman's literal theme song- im telling you this is like Batman's Band™ and dont let anyone tell you otherwise