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thesandwomen · 7 months

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Various Sandwomen Rated on Biting Ability

Look…I’m fully aware this is stupid lmao.

Barbie: 3/10. She’d give it a terrific go, but I don’t think she’d do very well. Sorry, love.

Delirium: 10/10. She’s the youngest of seven! You’d best believe she will gnaw your arm down to the bone.

Johanna: 7/10. She runs pretty cold, but she’s got this feral edge too, which I think is a great combination.

Comic!Death: 7/10. She gives me “older sibling who plays DIRTY during fights” vibes.

Show!Death: 5/10. If required, sure. But it’s not her forte.

Wanda: 6/10. She’s a New York City girl! You do what you gotta do to survive.

Despair: 5/10. As with show!Death, I think she could if the situation really required it. However, I don’t think it’s her first instinct. Some of the comic artists do draw her with very impressive teeth though, so I’m happy to reconsider.

Lucienne: 8/10. SHE USED TO BE A BIRD OKAY?? Caw caw motherfuckers.

#the sandman headcanons #the sandman netflix #the sandman #the sandman comics #lucienne the sandman #johanna constantine #death of the endless #despair of the endless #wanda the sandman #delirium of the endless #barbie the sandman #the sandwomen sing #the sandman memes #headcanons

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ilyasfanart · 21 days

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Fan art of Barbie and Martin Tenbones, from Netflix's The Sandman S1. For @tryan-a-bex

#the sandman netflix #the sandman netflix fan art #barbie the sandman #martin tenbones #my art

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dxliriumoftheendless · 10 months

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NEW BARBIE BTS FROM THE SANDMAN S1

i love her i hope agoy is in s2 so badddd

#the sandman #barbie sandman #barbie the sandman #she could not have posted this at a better time #i am in my barbie era

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two-hands-toward-the-sun · 2 months

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this part really makes me snort because thessaly’s entire vibe towards barbie (and pretty much everyone else) is

#thessaly the sandman #the sandman comics #a game of you #barbie the sandman

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tryan-a-bex · 6 months

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Rose Walker/Barbie (The Sandman), Chantal/Zelda (The Sandman), Jed Walker & Rose Walker, Lucien | Lucienne & Rose Walker, Barbie (The Sandman) & Martin Tenbones, Fiddler's Green | Gilbert & Rose Walker Characters: Rose Walker, Barbie (The Sandman), Chantal (The Sandman), Zelda (The Sandman), Lucien | Lucienne (The Sandman), Fiddler's Green | Gilbert, Jed Walker, Martin Tenbones, Nuala (The Sandman), Matthew the Raven Additional Tags: First Kiss, Writer's Block, Dreams, Self-Discovery, Post-Divorce, Inspiration, Gardens & Gardening, Library of the Dreaming (The Sandman), The Dreaming Realm (The Sandman), Name Changes Summary:

“Rose! Look who came back!” At Chantal’s cheerful greeting the teal-haired woman in a leather jacket and cuffed jeans at the kitchen island turned around to face Rose. “Rose!” she called, reaching out with a huge smile. “Barbie? Is that you?” Rose stepped forward into a big hug, marvelling at the changes in her friend’s appearance. “It is me! Do you like my haircut?” She ran her hand through her short, asymmetrical undercut as Rose catalogued the pink, purple and blue pin on her jacket and the simple teal blouse which was unbuttoned to reveal a white camisole underneath. “You look amazing! How are you doing? Why are you here? I mean, we’re so happy to see you! But why are you here?”

#sandmanfemslashweekend #night out #barbie / rose walker #rose walker / barbie #monsterfucktoberbingo #martin tenbones is a giant dog stuffy #bffs #rose walker #barbie the sandman #tryana find it back #martin tenbones #first kiss

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despairoftheendless · 7 months

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Sandman Femslash Weekend

Sunday the 15th - Night Out

In which Wanda takes Barbie out for karaoke and they both get really drunk

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It had been six months since Ken left Barbie- But Wanda reminds her that this just means it's the 6 month anniversary of her ditching that dweeb and moving to the big city, Thus cause to celebrate!

So instead of laying in bed and moping Barbie gets dressed, dusts her face with glitter and follows Wanda onto a bus heading to Chinatown.

Wanda takes her to a hole in the wall Japanese karaoke bar with a sign reading THE WHITE KITSUNE in bright neon letters. They split a big plate of shrimp gyoza and do shot after shot of sake that makes Barbie's throat burn in the best way.

Once they're nice and liquored up they make their way to the karaoke machine. Wanda starts them off because she's always been the confident one. She croons out a cover of "Love is a Battlefield" and Barbie can't help but think of how beautiful her singing voice is.

Next it's Barbie's turn, she decides to be bold and selects "I Wanna Dance with Somebody (Who Loves Me)". As she sings Wanda cheers her on from the sidelines and she tells herself the warm blush growing on her cheeks is just from the sake.

Next came even more sake and a particularly off-key rendition of "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"; After that a cover of "Like A Virgin" where Wanda nearly fell over trying to spin like Madonna. Finally to end off the night they chose a duet to "Total Eclipse of the Heart".

As they harmonized as best as their slurred speech allowed they held each other's gaze. Cool blue eyes meeting warm brown in the dim lights of their shared karaoke room.

The subway ride home was surprisingly packed for the late hour. Without a seat to flop onto Wanda opted to nestle herself into the corner as Barbie leaned weakly against a metal pole and tried not to puke.

A sudden jolt lurched Barbie off. She would've fallen to the dirty floor if Wanda hadn't been quick enough to pull her close, Placing a strong hand on her back to keep her in place.

Barbie rested her head against Wanda's chest for the rest of the ride home.

She yawned and closed her eyes, Feeling perfectly safe despite the grime and crime of the New York subway system.

It was nice knowing Wanda was around to catch her if she fell.

#barbie the sandman #wanda the sandman #barbiewanda #Dessy writes #dessy edits #sandmanfemslashweekend

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lucienne-my-beloved · 18 days

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Destruction decides Rose hasn't had time to be a 'normal' teen/young adult and ofc, to him, sampling drugs is something all young humans try at least once (he likes the buzz too). So, being the 'cool' uncle, he somehow he talks Rose into it while Jed's away on a school trip, and shenanigans ensue (especially when Del is summoned by Rose's high...)

Finally! This actually took a very long time to get to! and in the end, I couldn't write drugs because, well, no experience nor desire. But here it is, from chapter 13 of Heading on an Adventure (excerpt below):

“You kids have done a lot of fun sightseeing, but I feel like you’re lacking the experience of really letting loose! Come with me and I’ll show you a real good time!”

Rose wasn’t quite sure what that meant, but she was too tired to argue with one of her Endless family, so she just followed along. Time zones and geography didn’t seem to mean much to him, and she wasn’t always quite sure where they were in the world as he took them to axe throwing (he insisted Orpheus sit on his shoulder as he threw, for the full effect), and bowling (he was excellent at getting strikes), and pottery smashing. Rose was finally getting to see the appeal of unrestrained smashing of things as she caught her second wind.

But it was around then that Aunty Del joined them as well. She seemed to get along really well with Uncle Joe, and she was fun—nothing was going to be hurt, Rose figured. They tried to tell her the story of how they got there, but kept breaking down into laughter.

“And they, and they thought I was a cat!” Orpheus howled.

“The kid said they’d rather Orpheus was a real android,” Rose could barely get the words out between gales of laughter.

“We almost couldn’t get Orpheus off the London Eye!” Ara added, gasping for breath.

“And then we ended up in Dublin, where that beautiful library was all over the floor,” Orpheus chuckled, calming a little. “Hey, you can travel us around! Do you think we can go see the Library of Alexandria? I’ve always kind of wanted to go there.”

#rose walker #orpheus the sandman #destruction of the endless #barbie the sandman #delirium of the endless #ficlets for lucienne

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lucienne-thee-librarian · 1 month

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Fuck/Marry/Get a Drink with:

Lyta, Johanna, Barbie 👀

Lyta: I'd get a drink with her because I think honestly that she needs it. She needs friends and someplace to vent and I'll be that for her anytime.

Johanna: fuck because I have zero faith this disaster can make a relationship stick without ending in tragedy due to just. Astronomically awful luck, or her dipping. But it would be fun while it lasted!

Barbie: marry. Honestly I thought about making her sweep for all of it, and for anyone scratching their heads because we really didn't get to see much of her development in the shoe based on what it was adapting?? Go read Game of You. Go do it now. It'll change your brain chemistry and almost certainly shatter your heart and grind the pieces into the carpet but. What else is new for Sandman?? But yes: Barbie?? Wife material. Ken was an idiot.

#lyta hall #johanna constantine #barbie the sandman #ask games

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sandmanfemslashfans · 4 months

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CANON sapphic Barbie evidence