#at least i didn’t get changed into nicer pyjamas and put on eyeliner like i wanted to

[selfconsumerofmywoes]

realising i have no sense of urgency

#fire alarm goes off #ah it must be my buildings week to be tested #weird that they’re doing it at night rather than the usual time #hmmm this has been going off for a while i’m going to get up and make a drink and have a little look out the window #huh i wonder why there’s people in hivis jackets outside #are they builders or something? they’re moving around a lot #oh hey there’s a lot of people in the other building looking through their windows too #oh maybe the alarm is going off in theirs too #which would mean that this is an actual fire alarm #i should probably leave just to be sure #i’ll just finish my drink and find some socks #and then i just toddle outside and see it’s a full on emergency evacuation and i was like oh #should have probably moved faster #at least i didn’t get changed into nicer pyjamas and put on eyeliner like i wanted to #i figured i’d sat around too long for that #like just in case i thought best not #somethings wrong with me i swear #i talk and its probably something weird