#ask catwaifu

[catwaifuwu]

1800-R-U-SLAPPIN!!!

BAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAP!!!!!

#ask catwaifu #undeaddredhead

[catwaifuwu]

Haha dont worry im happy with purple!

I'm a proud clown 🤡 (i dont even have a sona so theres no color that would be wrong)

Clown pride! 🤡 (I was gonna make a clown pride flag edit but uhhh clowns already are depicted wearing rainbow wigs so I may be the real clown here)

#ask catwaifu #mindofthemage #catwaifu meows

[catwaifuwu]

Return of the bad pickup line: heyy, wanna have another person in your house/apartment/home~?

Like permanently? Sorry but I'll have to pass :/ I only have one bedroom and I need my alone time

HOWEVER. You have caught me at a social low point. I have not talked to anyone apart from my colleagues and my landlady in a month. I wish there was a person in my flat rn

#ask catwaifu #anonymouse #bad pickup lines

[catwaifuwu]

HOW YOU DARE?! >:3

How dare I what? My tits are huge and my hubris is huger and I honestly believe I could effortlessly destroy you

#ask catwaifu #random-conspiracy #dont mind me being insanely petty over a friend #anyways youre one to speak with the tags you left on spikes post

[catwaifuwu]

Happy birthday

Awh thank you!

#ask catwaifu #anonymouse #my birthday gift was tonsillitis but im already feeling a little better now

[catwaifuwu]

*Taking notes* Very helpful! Next question: how do you do a fuck with somebody? I'm also a practical learner on this.

Okay this is a bit more complicated.

You see, I am german so this requires a fair bit of paperwork and bureaucracy involved.

So you wanna fill this out and then hand it in to your local Government office where they will hand you the appropriate forms to fill out. After you hand those in you need to wait for the application to go through, normally this only takes about 3-5 business days. Once the office gets back to you and sends you the license you should be good to go ahead! 👌👍

#ask catwaifu #anonymouse #bad pickup lines

[catwaifuwu]

so @cthonicascendant requested nep (uwu !!) and @mordcore requested rita and simon ehehe

so here is simon wrapped in a blanket taking a nap (he sure as hell deserves it!!) and rita doing god knows what (two out of three characters are wrapped in blankets... i think theres something i need...) and nep ready to pounce (maybe prey.. maybe a laser pointer... maybe a dangly toy... who knows, all we know is that stupid mode is activated)

thanks for the requests!!! ♡

#Catwaifu meows #catwaifu draws #rita tpp #the penumbra podcast #tpp #Nepeta #nepeta leijon #homestuck #simon infinity train #infinity train #rita [redacted] #simon laurent #cthonicascendant #mordcore #ask catwaifu

[catwaifuwu]

Tits or treat! 😏

Oh I haven't heard that one before!

But I get it, they're so cute and pink and fluffy!

#ask catwaifu #anonymouse

[catwaifuwu]

Idk, considering my most recent pickup line and that I said I see you in my activity, I think it shouldn't be too hard to figure out =P

Oh whoa hi :0

#ask catwaifu #anonymouse #i may be a little dense sometimes #in my defence i believe every anon is a different person unless explicitly stated otherwise

[catwaifuwu]

You know I don't actually follow you, but you follow my sideblog, and when I see you in my activity I remember the whole thing with the bad pickup lines and try to send another one if I can come up with one

Oh please do they are delightful and always brighten up my day!

#ask catwaifu #anonymouse #well you cant just say i follow your sideblog and not say who you are /j

[catwaifuwu]

Random bad pick-up line: gedeihe hübsches Enbyvieh

-me, gripping the sink staring into the bathroom mirror every morning

#ask catwaifu #anonymouse #bad pickup lines #i love getting these and this one made me laugh out loud thank you so much ♡♡♡

[catwaifuwu]

i can be your angle... or yuor devil 😈

0:) heheh

As long as I don't poke myself on your angles you can be whatever you want

#ask catwaifu #mordcore #furriend tag #bad pickup lines

[catwaifuwu]

Hey, are you an angel? Because I'm allergic to feathers. *Vomits all over you*

BAHAHAHAHHAHA I LOVE THAT ONE ♡

That's hilarious~

#ask catwaifu #anonymouse #bad pickup lines #i feep bad even giving this one that tag because its just so good #*passionately makes out with you or whatever~*

[catwaifuwu]

btw that long cannibalism post is satirical!! OP is a satirical blog & they are parodying the type of guy that exists on terrible corners of tumblr that would gatekeep fake cannibalism fetishists!

Yeah I know uwu I checked their blog and it's all cartoonishly evil posts

#ask catwaifu #anonymouse #i can still mock the post even knowing its satire

[catwaifuwu]

rose & ourple

Omg how long has this been here oops

Hehehe :3c

#ask catwaifu #mordcore #<>

[catwaifuwu]

might be me projecting but one of your love languages is biting

Shhdhsgs you are correct!

#ask catwaifu #anonymouse #ill confess i like being bitten a little more than biting