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[all-rock-and-roll-is-homosexual]

B-Side Magazine #50 May/June 95 - Armageddon Dildos contest

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#armageddon dildos #til about this band #bands in the 90s walking around with some wild fucking names #b-side magazine #90s #magazine scans #my scans

[sapphicshart]

@todestrieeeb tagged me to shuffle 10 songs and share it with y’all, thankies <3

i'll go ahead and tag @sickest-saddest-worldliest @lilachour @landlockedcorsair @callmebliss @imafuckinghostbitch @idontwannapickausername

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[tsuchiman]

#Armageddon Dildos #music #Youtube

[martitheevans]

Everybody can go home just found the best band name ever

#the yapper yaps #music #armageddon dildos #will that tag do anything #LETS FIND OUT

[heidismagblog]

#spin #spin magazine #armageddon dildos #throwing muses #fossil #ad

[mrghostrat]

some of my favourite good omens fics for @lostscript!

this got so long oh my god. i have to stop, but this is only like 2 pages of my bookmarks, in no particular order. i'll have to make another post eventually, or at least start organising my bookmarks on ao3 to rec things more easily. for now, please enjoy this tasty mix of human aus + angel/demon pining.

First Class (Hons) Christmas, University of Tadfield by heloluv

M • 41k • human AU (professors) this fic is like stepping into a beautiful, cosy, classic, high quality christmas movie. crowley and aziraphale are professors at Tadfield University, and they meet for the first time when aziraphale starts organising the yearly christmas fundraiser. "A Christmas and New Years fic, in which Aziraphale teaches Crowley how to enjoy the most wonderful time of the year."

What We Make Of It (Shotgun Wedding) by charlottemadison

E • 213k • human AU (teacher/guardian) the flow of their growing relationship in this fic is so unique and incredibly written, it seizes my heart on every reread. aziraphale is a high school english teacher, adam is his narcoleptic student, and crowley is adam's uncle/legal guardian. due to crowley's work, he cannot date a teacher, for risk of losing his job and the health insurance that covers adam's condition. but he can, technically, marry one.

Something We Were Withholding Made Us Weak by triedunture

M • 14k • angel/demon (south downs) where pre-relationship aziraphale and crowley retire and move to the south downs cottage before ever talking about their feelings, and come together as they learn to live in tandem.

the bucket list by darcylindbergh

E • 44k • angel/demon (south downs) technically still a wip, but it's been left at a satisfying, conclusive point. after armageddon, pre-relationship crowley and aziraphale decide to work through a list of human activities they haven't done before. they go travelling and dining together, try out hobbies, and end up in a south downs cottage. communication angst as they try to work out what they want from life, and each other.

Of burnt books and courting Crowley by robynvite

E • 11k • angel/demon (post s1) "a year after Armageddon't, Aziraphale finds out two pieces of very startling news: One, Newt and Anathema burned the sequel to Agnes Nutter's Nice and Accurate Prophecies. Two, Crowley was in love with him, and had been since the Beginning." aziraphale attempts to court crowley when he finds out crowley loves him.

Slow Show by mia_ugly

E • 95k • human AU (actors) "two ineffable co-stars only take four seasons of an award-winning television program to realize they’re on their own side." crowley is a washed up PR nightmare and aziraphale is in the closet, married to a beard. crowley is in love with him, and aziraphale falls over the course of the show.

South Downs by summerofspock

E • 76k • human AU (actors) this time, aziraphale is out and proud, whilst crowley needs some help figuring it out. "Blackballed from the industry ten years ago, Anthony Crowley jumps at the chance to star in a new Regency romance miniseries with well-known gay actor Aziraphale Fell in the hopes that it will help him restart his career. The trouble is, Crowley has played all sorts of characters and for the life of him, he can't figure out why he's struggling to play the romantic lead opposite a man."

Not a Mounted Dildo but a Fuck Machine by NaroMoreau, summerofspock

E • 35k • human AU (roommates) "When Aziraphale meets a nice girl on Tinder who he thinks is his perfect match, he's delighted. There's just one hurdle: that pesky virginity thing. Lucky for him, Crowley has always been there for him. He's helped Aziraphale with every other problem through the years, why not this one?"

Intermezzo by FeralTuxedo

E • 47k • human AU (musician/journalist) Music critic Aziraphale Fell is trying to break into the world of television, when he is signed to make a documentary about former-rockstar-turned-composer Anthony Crowley. It’s been eleven years since Aziraphale’s disastrous review of Crowley’s debut opera nipped his classical music career in the bud. He can only hope that Crowley will get over his admittedly justified grudge to make the TV show a success.

side note: i officially love everything feraltuxedo has ever written. their library is a slew of human AUs in all kinds of settings with varying wordcounts. they are a GIFT

Joint Honours by FeralTuxedo

E • 43k • human AU (university students) aziraphale (phd) and crowley (undergrad) live in the same student share house. they get involved before they realise crowley is a student in aziraphale's seminars. spicy drama of them trying to keep their relationship hidden + aziraphale getting his work plagarised

it's a new craze by attheborder

T • 5k • angel/demon (post armageddon) aziraphale and crowley start an advice podcast. dialogue only, with comments from listeners speculating about their relationship and potential immortality

Petrichor & Parchment by MrsNoggin

E • 33k • human AU (gardener crowley) aziraphale, a restorer of antique books, moves to a cottage in tadfield. the garden is a mess. he hires a local landscaper to sort it out. aziraphale takes his work outside and ogles.

The 21st Century, In Which They Finally Work It Out by chaya

E • 22k • angel/demon (post armageddon) crowley tries furthering their relationship after armageddon. he has to go extremely slowly so as not to spook aziraphale, but eventually they find themselves on romantic weekend getaway, in a lodge under the northern lights.

Waking Up Slow by the_moonmoth

E • 88k • human AU (lockdown roommates) aziraphale and crowley are strangers who have to quarantine together in aziraphale's cottage. exquisitely romantic mutual pining over the course of two weeks, with cosy fireplace cuddling, walking around in towel, and strip poker.

Have you told him by cyankelpie

G • 7k • angel/demon (through the ages) aziraphale can sense love, and can tell crowley is deep in it. he can only assume he's fallen for a human. again, and again, and again, and again.

The Bizarre Demons of AZ Fell & Co Antique Booksellers by WorseOmens

T • 8k • angel/demon (buzzfeed unsolved crossover) a fuckin hilarious crossover fic presented as an episode of buzzfeed unsolved, where the ghoul boys visit the bookshop and commune with crowley through a spirit box

#good omens fic recs #good omens #lostscript #rat reads

[herrlindemann]

Metal Hammer N°8 - 1997

This time there's peer scolding from two bands who don't like each other that much: Rammstein, the gentlemen of the dark tones, and J.B.O, who see the world through rose-colored glasses. The reason for the quarrel between the two most successful new German rock bands is, of all things, Nicole's lame ballad of dismay, 'Ein Bißchen Frieden' (note: the band used the music from ‘Wollt ihr das Bett in Flammen sehen?’ for their song without Rammstein permission).

Note: Hannes was interviewed at another time than Till and Richard for the article.

Kreator - ‘Leave this work behind’

Hannes: Is that Kreator? This proves my thesis that 80's Metal is coming back. The opening riff reminded me a lot of the NWOBHM phase. I think that's good, but I don't like the use of the samples, it seems somehow artificial. I'm a little bored with the type of singing, but Mille was one of the first to introduce it. That's why he's allowed to.

Richard: Poor you, what you listen to... That stuff is completely over.

Till: That's all justified, it's just not my thing. Not at all. But now to claim that it sucks or something, I find that presumptuous. I just don't like this music.

Mötley Crüe - ‘Brandon’

Hannes: I have no idea who that is. Sounds like a mix between Savatage and Extreme. The strings are very nice, but the song gets lost at times. Not bad, but not really great either. Motley Crue? Oh God! This text is too cheesy for me, this is America.

Richard: Tommy Lee sings there? The one with Pamela! He wrote that song for his son? Really? Songs for children are good. I accept it. Writing a song for a child — that's nice. So why haven't we done this yet? Almost half, but that's coming.

Till (thoughtfully): A beautiful song.

Hammerfall - ‘Hammerfall’

Hannes: That's a German band, isn't it? Anyway, this music started with Helloween. I only like music like this if it's really great. For example Conception. This sounds too much like Running Wild. I like it less. In terms of craftsmanship, you can't complain, professionally.

Richard: Real Metal. (shrugs) Do me the head voice! Manöver or Iron Maiden?

Till: Megadeth or something.

Richard: Such styles of music are so through. I can't do anything with guitars in the traditional sense.

Till: The time is really over.

Emperor - ‘The loss and curse of reverence’

Hannes: Is someone singing? This is utter madness! Stupid Borgir meets Strapping Young Lad or what? Unfortunately the sound is pathetic. I couldn't hear it while driving, it would drive me insane. But this is very interesting, totally wacky. Has Mussorgsky motifs, not very pretty but very interesting.

Richard: But you played some band on tape. (laughs) Emperor? There's some really good stuff out there. I really like Meshuggah.

Till: (hangs his head next to the player): He sings all the time!

Richard: Yes, yes, he sings.

Till: It’s very brutal. Not my thing at all, but definitely very interesting. I really thought it was some kind of noise, but not singing. Weirdly mixed.

Richard: Nice sound collage.

Armageddon Dildos - ‘Open up your eyes’

Hannes: I think that's really good, I would buy it. Is that the Krupps? Armageddon dildos? What a cool band name! Never heard of it, but I like it.

Richard: Krupps? Sings like Jürgen Engler. In any case, you can tell that they made an effort to combine modern songwriting with conventional guitars. Pretty interesting in that respect.

Till: It always bothers me when you're immediately reminded of another band when it comes to things like that. At first I thought it was a Depeche Mode knockoff because of the choirs and sounds. And suddenly there is a Krupps song. I do not know.

Richard: In any case, they make an effort.

Paradise Lost - ‘One Second’

Hannes: I can't hear such sampling strings, worn out and pretty cheap. Harmonies that have already been made thousands of times. Judas Priest recorded that fifteen years ago. Bores me. Who is this? Paradise Lost? This is PL? Rewind again. This is just unreal. Then they are now dead to me. I think they want to get rich. I'm really shocked.

Richard: Sounds like Depeche Mode. A German band? An American? An English one? Yes? Then I don't know them. Paradise Lost. Hm, I once saw them in concert and thought they were so shitty. I left. One of the few concerts where I didn't stay until the end. Was really bad. So posable. Although I don't think this is bad at all. They have changed for the better.

Till: I actually don't like Paradise Lost at all. But I like this song very much. It pretty much suits my taste in music. I tend to listen to darker things, gothic and such.

Richthofen - ‘Ich Mach’ dich tot’

Hannes: Cool sound. directional, right? Full in your face, you could maybe even get something out of it in terms of production technology. I don't want to appear stuffy, but the message in the song is probably not the one that should be conveyed to the young listener. I don't want to offend, but it's kind of like a Rammstein clone.

Till: Richthofen is the name of the band? Aha. And the song is called 'I'll kill you'? Hm. It's like, 'I'm-really-bad-bad'. I really can't say more about it.

Richard: There are quite a few bands going in that direction right now, aren't there?

Rammstein - ‘Du hast’

Hannes: That's Rammstein. In my opinion, this song sounds a lot like Laibach. Business-wise they are probably making the right move, namely becoming more harmless, poppier and more commercial. This will definitely be successful. I think it's a good thing that they've dispensed with this exaggerated Teutonic pathos. I like it, but Herzeleid was even better.

J.B.O - ‘Ein bißchen frieden’

Till: Ah, J.B.O!

Richard: It's okay when musicians copy other bands, but musically I find this really shitty. They can't even keep their spirits up. I don't find it funny at all. Actually, it's outrageous. You should have respect for certain things.

Till: I don't think it's that bad. What really sucks is that they went so hard behind our backs.

Richard: Didn't even put the copyright on the record.

Till: Now it's the work of the lawyers.

#Rammstein #Till Lindemann #Richard Kruspe #JBO #interview #translation #*scans #1997 #*

[industrial-horror]

Armageddon dildos - In my mind

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[ceoofcrimes]

what kmfdm angelspit orgy rammstein combichrist pop will eat itself nine inch nails lords of acid ministry gothminister armageddon dildos genitorturers psyclon nine suicide commando does to a mf

[doyourememberrocknrollradio]

Armageddon Dildos - East West Edit

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[sirensandcondolences]

#the hol[ ]y tape... #🎵 #Spotify

[michaelpaulukonis]

THE COWBOY THAT DUCK

The background text I've been playing with "TECHNO ARMAGEDDON" is from an old image notebook I started in Budapest in 1992. The fragment was from a concert featuring the Armageddon Dildos. Sadly, I don't think I attended.

#contemporaryart #digitalart #capitalistneoexpressionism #techspressionism #repetition #neopop #digitalgrunge #digitalcollage #popart #thecowboy #thatduck #theoutlines

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[ljaesch]

AeschDance: July 7, 2006

AeschDance: July 7, 2006

This is the playlist for the July 7, 2006 broadcast of AeschDance: Erasure – “Drama! [Krucial Mix]” Tiffany – “Fly” Howard Jones – “Things Can Only Get Better” Run-D.M.C. – “It’s Like That” Armageddon Dildos – “Too Far to Suicide [edith]” Sheena Easton – “The Lover in Me” Madonna – “Open Your Heart” The Art of Noise – “Beat Box [Mix]” Neuropa – “Tears Flow On” Astromill – “Are We Ourselves” MFSP…

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#music #playlist

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#Spotify

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#orange sector #armageddon dildos #ebm #industrial #electronic music

[durchlauferhitzr]

The World of Techno Catalogue 1990/1991 (1 / 2)

LAW Berlin / L / Bagios / Granval

#The World of Techno Catalogue #The World of Techno #1990 #1991 #techno #テクノ #typography #new zone #zoth ommog #suck me plasma #noise control #umo detic #nostromo dept #x marks the pedwalk #leatherstrip #brigade werther #armageddon dildos #bigod 20 #3 times 6 #metropolis #consolidated #master program #technoid #scope #konzept #cd #booklet #art #history #durchlauferhitzr