#arabis.txt.

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feminine characters who stay feminine the entire time but are also super capable, my beloveds

#arabis.txt. #shhhhhhhhhh i am projecting

[nicorn-pasta-alfredo]

So I am Doing a DTIYS For 700

So thank you to @themoosegoes-deanicandothis and @65binary for helping me decide if I was going to do it.

Rules:

1. Don’t change my character’s appearance much. 

2. Don’t add g*r* or make it NSFW

3. You are able to change the color scheme and/or the pose. 

#arabis.txt.

[smol-evil-art-gremlin]

i am actually working on a multipiece progect for once

#art updates #not art #arabis.txt.

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mutuals, i am running a hot bath for you and bringing you a bug bowl of soup to eat in the bath. i also turned the light off so i left you in the bath with a large bowl of soup. i love yoy

#arabis.txt. #in my humble opinion eating a bowl of soup in a hot bath in the dark is the best self care

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here is the original poster

#arabis.txt. #tw america

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*giggles*

#i have been giggling since like 9 pm #arabis.txt.

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jason grace’s morning routine:

chase the mailman, read the paper, eat the paper, run in circles outside, do his hair, eat breakfast from his hands, pee on a bush, and go to school

#fandom: jason grace #fandom: rrverse #arabis.txt.

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why wouldn’t coffee be good in cereal? it is like flavored milk?

#arabis.txt.

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i have anxiety about someone stealing my rocks????

what? why? why would someone steal my 20 pound + rocks???? who would want my rocks? why am i anxious about them???

#okay to reblog #arabis.txt.

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i will forever be salty that these The Birth of Venus by William-Adolphe Bouguereau (left) and William Adolphe Bouguereau (right) are not as well know as Sandro Botticelli’s

#arabis.txt.

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Weird Things That Happened and I Was Taught in American High School and Middle School

Tw: vomit mentions, MAP mentions, School Shooting mentions, tw blood, and tw sex

-Sex Ed. 

Ours was watching three ladies give birth. There was blood and it was gross. No, I didn't learn anything about my body, and we learned nothing about sexual health. Just babies being born. 

-Sex Ed. A different year. The importance of chastity and not having premarital sex. Also asecuals don’t exist. (I exist textbook)

-Weight: 130+ is bad. Don’t get over that. If you do you are fat and ugly. Also watch this video where they throw up :) you totally won’t throw up too

-Peeing is bad. You don’t need to pee for six hours. Changing a pad is impossible to actually do. You can handle not changing it for almost six hours

-If one person misbehaves, you must all get punished so they feel bad

-Is it really a math class without someone causing the ADHD queer kid to have a panic attack because the homophobic girls are telling him to k*ll himself and he gets in trouble?

-You can only miss a class ten times a semester. Oh you missed 11? Well now you have to retake that class.

-Oh you are being bullied and defended yourself? Bad Student

-Oh the three kids who died in a car wreck this year? After that we had to watch a video of people literally dying to try to scare us. There was so much blood

-There were two school sh**ting threats when i was in eight grade. They didn’t tell us till the day it was supposed to happen and didn’t let anyone go home. Same with the second time. I had a panic attack both times and my standpartner had to take me to the bathroom both times so i could actually calm down. 

-Food? You have fifteen minutes to eat before we start kicking you out of the lunch room

-Pledge your allegiance to the flag everyday 

-my hours for in person school are 7am-3pm. When i take drivers ed it will be 7am-5pm so longer than an average american workday before the homework

-5+ hours of homework a night

-walking to school in -15F (-26C) or colder weather and that being normal 

-the fact that a lot of people i know refuse to miss days even if they are super sick on testing days. In 2019 i went to school with a fever, pneumonia, and bronchitis, because missing my test was a death sentence. 

-PE teachers being pedos. I was 13 and had the other teacher (a pedo) stare at my boobs as i ran

-If you don’t run the mile in less than 12 minutes, you have to redo it because it wasn’t good enough. 

-I ran the mile with pneumonia one year and in an ankle brace a different year 

-history class only being about America (at least the required history. You can take the world history but you don’t need to to graduate) where slavery is literlly glorifed and christoper columbus is hailed as a hero. And War Propaganda 

-having to pay to take drivers ed. Art classes, cooking classes, home ecc, etc.

-i took a multicultural studies and a sociology class this year, i found out last night they don’t count for my credits so i have to take two extra classes next year.

#arabis.txt. #okay to reblog

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it’s so weird feeling a hyperfiction slipping. like i have had you since january, come back!!! i feel so empty :(

#okay to reblog #arabis.txt. #this is about jatp :( #i want the feeling back

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is it normal for orange juice to burn your mouth?

not the fruit just the juice?

#arabis.txt. #am i suddenly allergic to oranges or something?

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blessing lyth with Yo Gabba Gabba

#arabis.txt.

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mutuals i would like to formally apologize, i am a teachers pet. you should fear how much teachers like me. it terrifies me

#arabis.txt.

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WHY CAN MY BRAIN NOT WORK NORMALLY???????

I JUST WANT TO BE NEUROTYPICAL

#guess who just got yelled at for stimming #arabis.txt. #i forgot how much of an asshole i am