#aph btt

[the-hipster-nugget]

Who else thinks. Do you guys. What if they.

#art #digital art #fanart #bad touch trio #bad friend trio #aph btt #btt #aph prussia #aph spain #aph france #aph frain #aph prufra #aph spapru #stupid ass ship names nobody ever uses #they are in a polyam relationship that’s it

[stitcherofchaos]

Spain being older than France is my favorite personal headcanon (Iberia being colonized by Rome before Gaul supports this headcanon).

Along with that, NO ONE CAN KNOW. Not even Prussia knows because France has the reputation of ‘world’s best big brother’ to uphold and he knows Prussia can’t keep a secret.

#hetalia #hetalia axis powers #aph France #hws hetalia #aph Spain #aph Prussia #hws Prussia #hws France #hws Spain #aph bad friends trio #aph btt #aph bft #i know human ages are different but I rly like this non-canon headcanon #plus it’s historically accurate #aph romantic countries #aph romance!family #Spain looks way to much like Rome to not be related #their also kinda similar in personality too if you think about it

[freetobeafcknriot]

spain: england kissed me!

prussia: NO!

france: oh mon dieu, oh mon dieu!

spain: it was unbelievable.

france: oh mon dieu, oh mon dieu!!!

prussia: we want to hear everything!

france: yes, was it like a soft brush against your lips or like...

prussia: or an 'i got to have you now' thing?

spain: well, at first it was very intense, and then we just sort of sunk into it...

france: was he holding you or was his hands like on your back?

spain: no, actually, first they started on my waist and then they slid up, and then they were in my hair.

france and prussia, melting: ohh...

[ meanwhile ]

england, sipping tea: and uh, and then i kissed him.

imaginary fae: tongue?

england: yes.

imaginary fae: cool.

#spuk #aph spain #aph england #aph spuk #hetalia #aph btt #aph france #aph prussia #hello all happy pride month with this MDNUDEYXSHFX

[statementofjoespookie]

"i roll with a group of problematic bachelors and we call ourselves The Squad"

im really sick that's why im drawing sm

#hetalia #hetalia fanart #hetalia axis powers #hetalia world stars #aph prussia #hws prussia #aph spain #hws spain #aph france #hws france #bad touch trio #bad friends trio #aph btt #hetalia tiktok #i want to recover

[aphetaliamessages]

What do the BTT think of each other's boyfies?

France: He's happy for them, but wishes his friends would stop dating his family

Can't blame them, though. He's got cute genes~

Spain: Thinks Canada is like a baby forest animal

"You're dating Gil? But you're so little!"

"You can drive? But you're so little!" and so on.

England, though? Hate. Anger.

But maybe they can get along for Fran? Fran is the glitter glue that holds them together, after all

Prussia: Everyone's always surprised to learn he's friends with England, but they've been tight since childhood. Knight buddies

They had a rough patch after the American Revolution, but is gud now

Sees Romano as a small, dangerous gremlin

Cute, but if he pushes him, he will get Bit

#pls send us more listicle ideas! #axis powers hetalia #hetalia #both mods #listicle #aph prussia #aph france #aph spain #bad touch trio #aph btt #prucan #spamano #ukfr

[goldammerchen]

i love poly stuff or multiple interactions, so i have been thinking about btt + feliks too. françois and feliks hanging around outside a world meeting place, they see gil and antonio, so françois goes to greet them. feliks doesn't want this, but of course he won't be rude, and françois assures him it will be fine.

as much antonio is friendly, i'm not sure if feliks knows him enough to not get shy--plus toño seems to be know to be potentially scary.

in any case, gilbert is an asshole. aside little mutual insults, he doesn't say much to feliks. everything is fine until out of nowhere, gil trips antonio to piss him off. antonio doesn't fall, but grabs gilbert by the jaw and pushes him against a wall, squeezing his face ("¡cabrón...!")

gil snickers, staring at a startled feliks. françois doesn't know what to tell to feliks...

#hws poland #hws france #hws spain #hws prussia #btt #bft #aph btt #sr. tnddr

[oumaheroes]

I wish you would write a fic where porteng are hanging out and the bft are observing them. Bonus if tonio and gil are trying to reassure fran who's a lil jealous of their easy friendship <3

I had to do this as human AU because when France gets jealous, he gets malicious and political rather than sad. He also wouldn't really be jealous over England, they're both a bit too arrogant and comfortable in their intimacy to be worried about that, so human AU we go

This was written waiting in airports and trainstations on my phone, so bear with me for typos and other errors

.......

'Who's he supposed to be again?'

Francis looked through the crowd spread about in Alfred's packed and messy living room to where Arthur and another man were stood in a corner by the stairs, lit purple and blue by gaudy moodlights. Arthur was smiling wide enough to show the dimple in his right cheek, casually leant against the wall with one hand by his side as the man he was talking to bent his head to say something into his ear.

Francis gave a tight shrug and picked up his drink from the low coffee table he was sat in front of, 'A friend from uni.'

'Hmm,' Gilbert finished his drink and held the glass by the rim, 'Why's Arthur not mentioned him before?'

'He has, though usually offhandedly: "A friend of mine did this, a friend of mine once did that"- that sort of thing.'

'They're all the same person?'

'Usually. The one who lives in Portugal.'

'What about the guy he almost-'

'That's the guy he almost.'

Gilbert winced and tilted his head to the side consideringly, 'I don't like him. The guy, I mean but to be honest sometimes Arthur's a cunt too.'

'His name is Gabriel.'

'No, his name is Arthur.'

'Ha ha.'

'I don't care.' Gilbert rolled his shoulders carelessly, 'Looks like an arsehole.'

Francis smiled, more than aware of what Gilbert was trying to do and appreciating it wholeheartedly, 'He's not, which is the most annoying thing. He's wonderfully charming.'

'You're wonderfully charming and you're still an arsehole,' Gilbert helpfully pointed out.

Francis snorted, 'Sadly, Gabriel is very different. More wholesome.'

'Ah, so like me. A real charmer.'

A bark of laughter and then Antonio sat down heavily on the sofa next to Francis, a fresh drink in hand that he skillfully avoided spilling, 'Gilbert, you've not had the displeasure of meeting yourself.'

Gilbert frowned at him and gestured expectantly when Antonio looked at him blankly, 'Where's my drink?'

Antonio looked confused, 'I told you I wasn't getting you one.'

'I thought you were joking.'

'Why would that be a joke!'

'Oh for the love of-'

'What are we talking about?' Antonio turned to Francis almost pleadingly.

'Nothing.'

'We're talking about Mr tight trousers and Lord stick up the arse over here,' Gilbert gestured his empty glass towards Arthur and Gabriel in the corner, 'Why's he staying with you two, by the way. Aren't there any hotels free for him?'

'We invited him to stay.'

'"We"?'

'We,' Francis said firmly and took another long sip of his drink, wrinkling his nose as he caught too much of the bottom dregs of his beer, 'Arthur mentioned that he was looking to come over on holiday and I told him to extend the invitation.'

Gilbert and Antonio exchanged a look.

'Even though they almost-?'

Francis shook his head and tried to appear unbothered, 'It was a long time ago; they're just friends.'

Arthur had told him this. Francis had believed him, still did believe him but then again... Then again the two had a closeness that couldn't be hidden, an easy intimacy from many years which Francis thought that he alone managed to bring out of Arthur. His rare open smiles, his softness- things that previously he thought Arthur showed only him.

Francis had no doubts at all that Arthur loved him, nor did he fear that Arthur still loved Gabriel at all. It was over a decade ago. But to see Arthur's true, open self with another person was disarming, no matter what Francis wanted to believe, and was hard to swallow. Naively, arrogantly, a part of Francis had believed that no one else had ever been able to make Arthur as happy as he did.

That was unfair. Francis had close, intimate friends. So could Arthur. It was cruel to think he'd never had any before.

Francis swirled the dregs of his drink, feeling ashamed of himself. He was supposed to be here to celebrate Alfred's birthday, not mope on a sofa over nothing but his own mental spirals.

He was about to make the offer to Gilbert when Arthur's laughter rang out above the music and general chatter, causing Francis to once again look his way. He was shaking his head at Gabriel, bent over and weakly slapping at his arm. He staggered, a shift of his weight too clumsy, and Gabriel immediately caught him before he fell, an arm slipped around his waist to right him.

Francis turned away, forcing away the unreasonable bitter feeling in his chest.

'Hey,' Antonio nudged him in the side, 'Want a drink?'

'Oh! Oh I see how it is,' Gilbert scowled and gave an exaggerated huff, 'You offer him a drink.'

'Yes, but-'

'No no, don't bother to explain yourself. Don't retroactively defend your favouritism.'

'Gilbert, it's not-'

'Woe is me!' Gilbert's lamenting only grew louder. A cluster of people sat on the window seat nearby looked their way, 'Friendless and alone! Better I learn the lesson sooner rather than later.'

'Gilbert stop-'

Francis laughed and stood, patting Antonio on the shoulder, 'Come on, we'll all go.'

'I shouldn't have to go, he should get me one!'

'Stop fussing and get up,' Francis nudged him.

'Ugh.' Gilbert allowed Francis to pull him up and carefully manoeuvred his way around the table. 'This is a piece of shit,' he said, bopping it with his knee, 'Have you told Alfred that?'

'Yes, several times.'

'Where is the bastard anyway?'

'I saw him out by the pool,' Antonio said with a glint in his eye, 'He was quite tucked away though, I only saw him by accident. Looked to be having fun.'

Gilbert narrowed his eyes, 'What did you see?'

Antonio averted his eyes quickly and got to his feet, 'Nothing.'

'Bullshit; you saw something. Come on, gimme the tea.'

'No! I didn’t see anything.'

'You can't just say that Alfred "looked to be having a good time" and not elaborate. Who with?'

'It's not my business.'

'Oh sure, you just want to keep it to yourself until you need to use it to blackmail or get something from him, you sly bastard.'

'I don't do that-'

'You're not leaving already, are you?'

A hand grabbed at Francis' arm, familiar cool fingers insistent for his attention. He stopped.

Arthur had pushed his way across the room, Gabriel fast in tow. His shirt was loose about the neck, collar too wide so that his collarbone slipped free on one side and his hair was ruffled and wild from the heat of the summer night. Francis wanted to brush it back from his face, smooth the day from him, but held back. He knew Arthur far too well- it wouldn't be appreciated in public.

'Just getting another drink,' he said, then leaning closer so that only Arthur could hear him, 'It's far too early to leave; you're not drunk enough for the night to be late'

Arthur gave him a flat look and moved to show Gabriel over this shoulder, opening him into the conversation, 'Gilbert, Antonio, I want to introduce you to someone. This is my friend, Gabriel.'

'It's so lovely to meet you.' Before Gilbert could move, Gabriel had moved in to kiss him warmly on the cheeks, before catching hold of his hands to give them a firm, slow shake, 'I've heard so many things about you. Gilbert, isn't it?'

'Yeah,' disarmed, Gilbert floundered, 'Though whatever Artie-Pants has told you about me is probably a lie.'

'Don't call me that.'

'So far, you're living up to expectation.' Gabriel laughed and clapped him in the back, moving to greet Antonio a similar way.

As Francis watched, Arthur's hand quietly threaded into his. He gave it a small squeeze.

Are you alright?

Francis squeezed back, rubbing his thumb over Arthur's knuckle. I'm fine.

One final squeeze, the slightest increase of pressure, and Arthur let go, 'Come on idiot, let's get you shitfaced on the good wine Alfred hides from Matthew.'

#aph england #aph france #aph spain #aph prussia #aph bft #aph btt #hws england #hws france #aph portugal #hws Portugal #hws prussia #hws spain #hetalia #aph #hws #heroes writes #heroes answers #fruk #engport #aph engport #aph fruk #couples therapy au

[iggyartsblog]

Hetalia headcannon

I think, even though they have 0 screen time together, austria and England would be best friends

They would've bonded over being rich and over bitching about their pet idiots (prussia and France and they share spain).

They don't talk all the time, mostly they ignore the other's existence in meetings other than to harrass the btt. Despite that, they have monthly meet ups where the other will stay in their country and just bitch about people over some wine and a cup of tea.

They also have a shared passion for music, so when they're not bitching, their showing the other a song they recently learnt or singing their hearts out and dancing around their living rooms to some trashy pop song.

Basically, they're free to be as silly as they want with one another and every meet up ends in smiles and laughter. They actually feel safe with eachother and listen to the others issues.

I want what these bitches have 😭

#hetalia #aph england #aph hetalia #aph austria #pruaus #aph fruk #aph prussia #aph btt #headcanon #aph headcanons #England x Austria #engaus

[hetadoujinarchive]

Hetalia “Gap Moe” [Censored]

Main Characters: Prussia, Spain, France, Hungary

Minor Characters: Austria, Canada

Pages: 30

Translated by: animoobs?

Vibes: comedy, cute, bit romantic?

CW: originally featured Hungary’s weird imagination, wasn’t that bad but I censored it anyway jic 👍

Summary: Spain and France break the hard truth to Prussia: he's just not that awesome. Together they attempt to help him attract Hungary. Found on mrm.

The mosaic below was part of the original book

#hetalia #hetalia doujinshi #hetalia prussia #hetalia spain #hetalia france #hetalia hungary #hetalia bad touch trio #hetalia bad friend trio #hetalia btt #hetalia bft #aph prussia #aph spain #aph france #aph hungary #aph bad touch trio #aph bad friend trio #aph btt #aph bft #gilbert beilschmidt #Elizaveta Hedervary #bad touch trio #bad friend trio #animoobs

[the-hipster-nugget]

Hahh? What’s that expression for?

#art #digital art #fanart #hetalia #aph hetalia #hetalia fanart #bad friend trio #bad touch trio #aph btt #aph prussia #aph spain #aph france

[aph-badtouchtrioaesthetic]

BTT Headcannon #1

(Revamp)

Francis & Tonio were friends longer than they have been with Gilbert, and share a lot of memories of things from then. Sometimes Gilbert gets sad and fears they're closer to eachother than to him. They aren't though.

#aph btt #btt #headcannon #aph #aph bft #hetalia

[lucasuperawesome]

#btt #hetalia #aph hetalia #aph france #my art #hws france #hws spain #hws prussia #aph prussia #aph spain

[neioo]

A mix-up during the War of Austrian Succession leaves Prussia trapped in a jail cell with Austria and Hungary forced to reconcile the differences between their human and country relationships. Frying Pangle + BFT.

My Submission for @hws-anthology

#using art i commissioned in 2015 to make the post look prettier dont mind me #frying pangle #BFT #aph Prussia #aph Hungary #aph Austria #aph Spain #aph France #BTT #bad friends trio

[mesperyiandevotee]

#hetalia #btt #bft #bad touch trio #aph spain #aph france #aph prussia #hws spain #hws france #hws prussia

[oumaheroes]

Ur btt is frfrfrfr amazing!! What kind of drunks d’you think they’d be like? And would they be the kind to drag the other home, or leave them to rot wherever they? Thank youuuu

Thank you!! I've not written them or spoken about them for so long, so I'm glad you found and enjoyed my posts about them ;u;

I think it depends on the era, as well as how fond they're feeling towards each other. These days, when things are light-hearted and relations between their countries are good, they're as likely to carry each other home as they are to cheer on shenanigans and stupidity.

Spain is the nicer: if he sees someone getting into mischief or situation that they'd find embarrassing he might pull them out or lead them away to spare them but he's just as likely to use what he witnessed as blackmail material later. France would film it or follow to enjoy the entertainment to openly and loudly talk about later, whereas Gilbert would try to actively make the situation worse by egging them on or encouraging them to go further

#hws france #hws spain #hws prussia #aph bft #hws bft #aph btt #aph france #aph spain #aph prussia #heroes headcanons #heroes treasures #i should write these dingbats more

[vanessalocke]

Some headcanons about the characters' sexual orientation:

Black Triangle Trio:

- Alfred F. Jones: Asexual, or, Foodsexual

- Ivan Braginsky: Aromantic

- Wang Yao: Heterosexual, but he's single because he likes it, regardless of his sexual orientation.

Dover:

- Francis Bonnefoy: Bisexual

- Arthur Kirkland: depending on France's gender. In other words, he is Fransexual

Some other characters:

- Matthew Williams: Aroace. He doesn't care about love even though he still respects it, be like Sherlock Holmes.

- Gilbert Beilschmidt: heterosexual.

- Antonio Carriedo: bisexual. He is actually a playboy, but has the face of an honest guy. He often dates rich women. Middle-aged women really like him. He's a better flirt than Francis. However, his rule is not to groom young, innocent girls and boys. He only hangs out with who just want to have fun and don't want to be serious like him.

#fruk #aph fruk #aph france #aph england #hws france #hws england #aph america #hws america #aph russia #hws russia #aph china #hws china #black triangle trio #aph canada #hws canada #BTT #bad touch trio #aph spain #hws spain #aph prussia #hws prussia #ukfr #hws ukfr #aph ukfr