#aotearoa i wanna fuck your dad

[mxmollusca]

David Jenkins really showing up for the Stede girlies(gn)

#david jenkins #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd s2 spoilers #stupid sexy Stede Bonnet #totally normal for rhys darby tumblr association #aotearoa i wanna fuck your dad #Rhys Darby

[leafeater-dilflover]

i want him carnally

#i bet he has a huge dicTIONARY #he’s so hot idc idc #rhys darby #our flag means death #my post #aotearoa i wanna fuck your dad

[aha-my-villainous-thoughts]

Rhys... my man... my rectangular biped... my sweet cheddar cheesy boy... my featherless himbo daddy-long-leggy blond ... why is your face so goddamn hard to draw.

#rhys darby #your goddamn face #like it's lovely but holy shit #like... what is the lower half of your face doing? #anyway peak dilf energy yada yada #aotearoa i wanna fuck your dad #ofmd fanart #grumbles

[mxmollusca]

#aotearoa i wanna fuck your dad #totally normal for rhys darby tumblr association #ofmd

[mxmollusca]

Rhys saw how we all reacted to Taika's Disney Princess Eyes and was like, "hold my shitty light beer"

#look at those sparkly motherfuckers #aotearoa i wanna fuck your dad #totally normal for rhys darby tumblr association #ofmd s2 spoilers #i would like the record to state that i saw him first #stede bonnet #ofmd #our flag means death

[mxmollusca]

Rhys's new IG thirst traps are punishable offenses.

#we can't let him keep getting away with this #someone needs to restrain him #and I've been going to the gym a lot lately so i think i might be just the person for the job #those deadlifts have to be good for something #totally normal for rhys darby tumblr association #aotearoa i wanna fuck your dad #ofmd

[mxmollusca]

Rectangles are out

The age of Tube is here

#WATCH ME CHEW THROUGH 5KG OF GLITTER #aotearoa i wanna fuck your dad #totally normal for rhys darby tumblr association #ofmd #ofmd s2 spoilers #mer!stede

[mxmollusca]

I am having an anaphylactic reaction to these photos of Rhys at the GLAAD Awards. He looks like Mothman.

Sexy, sexy Mothman.

#i want him to harbinge my doom #rhys darby: earth's hottest cryptid #aotearoa i wanna fuck your dad #totally normal for rhys darby tumblr association

[mxmollusca]

GUYS HE'S SO SCRUFFY

#I'm not going to survive season 2 #stupid slutty Stede Bonnet #aotearoa i wanna fuck your dad #totally normal for rhys darby tumblr association #ofmd s2 #ofmd

[mxmollusca]

Rhys' Big Brain Thoughts...on AI (The Cryptid Factor)

This man is trying to kill me.

#I am gonna rip that fucking blazer off him and eat it #i want beard burn over the entire surface of my body #totally normal for rhys darby tumblr association #the cryptid factor #aotearoa i wanna fuck your dad #rhys darby #my gifs

[mxmollusca]

That's it, time to take away peepaw's phone

#i absolutely would pick him up and throw him in his fucking pool for this behavior #totally normal for rhys darby tumblr association #Rhys Darby #aotearoa i wanna fuck your dad

[mxmollusca]

My Roman empire

#aotearoa i wanna fuck your dad #taika waititi #rhys darby

[mxmollusca]

Rhys Darby is trying to kill me.

#i bluescreened #just #i canNOT #aotearoa i wanna fuck your dad #totally normal for rhys darby tumblr association

[mxmollusca]

Thanks, I hate him.

#the fucking hair #the fucking scruff #those goddamned glasses #how dare he #totally normal for rhys darby tumblr association #aotearoa i wanna fuck your dad #Rhys Darby

[mxmollusca]

Someone's been working hard.

Live Dan reaction:

Support the Cryptid Factor over on Patreon!

#jesus fucking christ #in front of my salad #the cryptid factor #rhys darby #dan schreiber #totally normal for rhys darby tumblr association #aotearoa i wanna fuck your dad

[mxmollusca]

Goat-dad-core is literally my kryptonite

#totally normal for rhys darby tumblr association #aotearoa i wanna fuck your dad #Rhys Darby: aotearoa's premier goat dad