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#anyways. featuring more glimpses of the normal interactions amongst The Gang
inkedmyths · 1 year
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S1: E16 “Shadow”
Brought to you by Kayla made Shark watch an episode of Supernatural and feel things so I'm morally obligated to watch another episode. And also this fudge I'm eating.
This episode featuring: The Dark from The Magnus Archives, passionate feelings involving Spirit Halloween, Dean trying to help his sad brother get laid, and Unown (the Pokemon)
[ Crepe says I'll like this one, because Meg is back. ]
Oh shit blonde chick? Weird stabby blonde chick?
[ Shark says we love a weird stabby blonde chick. Kayla and Crepe agree. ]
The earbuds stopping functioning is probably a bad sign
Woooooshy wooshy
Oh shit its Pitch Black from popular movie Rise of the Guardians!
I don't think that's going to work against the spooky
The shadow looks like the Spirit Halloween mascot
[ Kayla says this should be an edit. Crepe responds about a video. ]
Oh hey this really has the same energy as that one TMA Dark ep
The one where the camera guy gets killed by shadows
"Ours! You think credit card fraud is easy?"
"Your alarm is about as useful as boobs on a man" LESS USEFUL. BOOBS ON A MAN HAVE THE USE OF BEING SEXY. EDUCATE YOURSELF WOMAN
Also I love the little cursive names on them. Their little nametags
[ It is at this point that everything gets derailed by a question. ]
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[ Crepe is from Brazil. Spirit Halloween is not in Brazil. We all scramble in an attempt to explain. This is further derailed. ]
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[ Discussion hereon includes Kayla's passion for Halloween, debate on the age of Halloween, apparently issues with a Halloween event in Korea, explaining what Spirit Halloween is, the Prime Minister of Japan, misspelling countries as "cluntries", and Sky Children of the Light. ]
[ Also, this edit. ]
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[ It takes over 10 minutes. I am 6 minutes into the episode. ]
Ok so chick was in pieces. All over the place
Dean stop being weird about the officer
[ Kayla says he has a thing for men in uniform. Crepe agrees. I said he was talking about a lady, but fair. Kayla says he's bi so it still applies. This tracks. ]
... THIS REALLY IS LIKE TMA THE DARK.
LIKE ROBERT WHATSINAME WITH THE HEARTS. AND THE SHADOWS.
Taping between blood stains?
That looks like an Unown
This is literally what was on the ground
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[ Kayla asks why it's got legs. Crepe says so it can walk. Unown floats. ]
Congrats Dean you got her number. Back to the murder dumbass
Sam whatcha doing
OH. MEG
"What are the odds"..... yeah......... not sus at all
OUCH. She really just went right for Dean's metaphorical throat. When's she going to go for his actual throat, because I get the feeling she will
Oh good Sam is sus about her
DEAN stop being bitter
"Yeah, it happens, but not to us" hes so true
LMAO Dean please stop. Not everyone wants to get laid contantly
[ Kayla says to let him whore in peace. I say sure, he can, but I don't get the impression Sam wants to. In her opinion, Kayla says that Dean is trying to help his brother stop being so sad by getting laid. I'll buy it, to be honest. I don't think Sam appreciates it much, though. ]
"Invite her to a poetry reading" lmao
Zorro Astrian or whatever
NAME THE LAST BOOK YOU READ AND DEAN DOESN'T ANSWER. LMAO
Dean: I love sucking and fucking so much so obviously this is what my sad brother needs
LMAO RIP SAM
Sam stop being a weird stalker. Yes she's weird but cmon
Subtlety? What subtlety
OH yeah thats fucking creepy ok maybe stalking her was the right call
Sam drop down run run get the fuck out
.... orrr sneak up and see what that shit all is I guess.
Sam if she tries to ritual sacrifice you that's on you buddy
Oh yep that demonic mark. A connection
IN SYNC LMAO
"Dude I need to talk to you" in unison. Weirdos
Oh! Oh a connection!
Lawrence Kansas?
Everything circles back to Lawrence
Oh they want their dad there to help. He probably won't show up tho bc hes terrible
Big night!
No no nobody's nervous at all why would they be
Oh Sam wants to go back once he takes care of the thing that killed their mom. Dean though, he's never known everything else.
Dean just missed the three of them being together :(
YOU CAN GO YOUR OWN WAAAAAAAY
LMAO now they're both hanging on the weird little fence
Sneak 100
NEVERMIND NOT SO MUCH
There it is the Spirit Halloween demon
Oh now they are tied up
"Your girlfriend is a bitch" oh Dean
Yeah it was all a set up. To lure them in
OH IS SHE TRYING TO GET THEIR DAD
Yep yep weakness is the kids ofc
Loyalty to whom ma'am
Ohhh I do not like that please fuck off
Oh so close Dean
YEAH go Sam
These things don't like being bossed around
DHDHDHDH find a girl who's not so crazy so true
She's not actually dead is she
OH HEY YOU ACTUALLY SHOWED UP
Hello Mr. Winchester its a shocker 2 see u
Ohh so its trying to get him out of the picture, luring him in
BUDDY THEY ARE ALREADY IN THE CROSSFIRE
Men Having Feelings But Also Pretending They Don't
OH SHIT
I KNEW IT SHES NOT DEAD
NEVER. TURN. YOUR. BACK. ON. THE. BODY.
Oh good weakness to light that makes sense
Men covered in their own blood
Men Feeling Feelings And Being Bad At It
"This fight is just starting" yeah Sam don't you know its only Season 1
Your guy's faces are fucked uuuuup
Off they go
You're too late Meg they got away
DAMN alright ok that was an ep
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Crepe asked me what I think Meg's deal is. My guess is either a witch, or the daughter of a demon, or maybe both. I don't know yet.
This one was a long one because we're all stupid.
One more edit for the road.
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