#anyways uh fuck i dont want this im just

[realsafari]

i forgot that certain types of jokes REALLY arent funny and i made 2 yesterday after being told the first time that it wasnt funny uhhh...

yeah um.

this week is not going so fun.

#safari is the best browser #safari posts #safari's deep shit #for clarification it was an incest joke #i forgot that a lot of ppl dont find that funny #yeah i screwed up #it was abt the twins from OHSHC #i jokingly said “ermmmm hikaru kaoru kiss” without a /j tag because i thought ppl would interpret it as joking #i also attatched the sweet home alabama song to the message #uh #yeah anyways i just lost all my friends so thats fun #EXTRA CLARIFICATION: NO I DO NOT FUCKING SHIP THE TWINS THATS DISGUSTING??? #i dont rlly ship anyone except mori x hani and tamaki x haruhi #but not even hardcore #js casual #anyways #yeah im telling a whole story here #um yeah if u want to comfort me u can but i dont expect u to bc i did make a really gross joke. #love u all!!

[lottieurl]

me realizing some people were emotionally hit by the twist that it's a dream sequence while i was watching it the whole time absolutely sure it wasn't real but still worried it might be and thinking about how the true horror was shauna being all touchy feely towards the baby

#happy for the people just to be clear i wish i didnt feel let down by this ep #but i felt super underwhelmed and it felt very #hm. like. oh my god are you scared of rly getting into pregnancy as horror. you were setting up shauna as someone who is A BAD PARENT #a fucked up parent even from the first scenes of the pilot #and shes having a baby as a 17yo (18? by now? whatever) in the wilderness. the pregnancy reveal caused her best friend's death #and shes not shown to give a fuck abt that baby before its born either like #you rly want me to get hit emotionally with this? well im too busy trying to figure out why shauna is acting like uh #a woman who just gave birth to a planned baby she wanted lmao #like my god can we PLEASE have tv thats unafraid to show pregnancy as horror #and characters who dont feel that quote unquote magical 'maternal' haze blah blah forgot abt all the pain bc oh look at the fucking baby #sorry im disappointed #just to be clear im not one of the I Hate Kids freaks in fact i adore children i just hate pregnancy and would rather die than get pregnant #was p excited for fucked up pregnancy shit and we got this . lifetime lukewarm take on shauna pregnancy #someone write horror shauna pregnancy fic i swear this has to be done #anyways. rant over #yellowjackets spoilers #yellowjackets blogging

[dhmis-autism]

did another quick dhmis rewatch my thoughts are thusly:

duck and yellow friendship FOREVER I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

duck best character ever created ever invented

red guy still scares me and i had to skip the end of transport bc he made me so uncomfortable.

like somehow this rewatch made me like him LESS and he was already my least fave of the main 3

baker terry i love you goodnite

#LIKE. I STOPPED IT EVRY 5 MINUTES TO EXPLAIN TO MY BABY SISTER HOW THIS EP IS DUCK CENTRIC AND HOW THIS AND THAT #and at one point she was like yeah RG kinda got the shaft this series huh? #and i was like oh shut upp he has so many episodes. like uh. transport. and uh. idk but he HAS them ur gonna have to ask someone who #has him as a favorite #bc to ME transport ep is and always is duck and yellow have a fun cute time in the foreground while red guy loses his shit in the bg #HES JUST SO DISTURBING TO ME IN THAT EPPP #STOP SINGING DISSTRESSEDLY YOURE SCARING ME!! #STOP BEING SO DESPERATE AND RESTLESS AND AGITATED!!! #we are IN THE KITCHEN having a fun time COUNTING THINGS on the CLIPBOARD and you literally sound like ur gonna kill someone #stop !!!!!!!!! ffs!!!!!!!!!!!!! #STOP GRABBING STUFF STOP HITTING THINGS UR NOT DOING IT IN A COMEDIC WAY!!!! #scawy................ #anyways dont ever watch dhmis with me im so fucking annoying about it #as a joke my sister said one of ducks lines along with him and then i just quoted him like .5 seconds before his actual lines for the rest #of jobs. #WHO CAN QUOTE DUCK THE FASTEST IS NEVER A GAME I /WANT/ TO PLAY BUT IT IS A GAME I PLAY AND WIN EVERY TIME #>:U STOP FORMING A BOND WITH THEM!!! #anyways. red guy maybe try not being so tall and big and scary and maybe ill like you better next time #my postings

[boxwinebaddie]

Uncle Nina, do they do HYH in the RM universe?

OOOOOH!!!!! it’s interesting that ur asking me this, anon.

— because i wanted to say No ( bc you know, they got their own distinct style scent thing going, the smile pendejo thing, like its all the same but its different )

However...

so me and the ~wife~ ( cue me saying HI! ;) louder than anyone else ) were talking abt the ravesey divorce para i was writing where kyle was getting all his messy jersey bad boy attack dog battle wounds patched up by pacifistic gentle punk rock angel medic!ravenstan...

and that...while he was bandaging kyle's knuckles up ( you know, before laying all those tiny hello kitty and care bear bandaids ) raven definitely tenderly kissed Each One of jersey's knuckles...AND THAT GAVE ME MENTAL PROBLEMS BC YOU KNOW HE DID!!! you know he was so gentle, attentive and Loving!!!! which given The Context!!!

AAAAAA!!!!!! -bangs my head in the car door screaming-

anYwAys!

but i just Know that jerseykyle, who is never surprised, never caught off guard, never vulnerable, does not fluster and NEVER blushes, was completely captivated. all wide-eyed and stuttering like

"wh-what? whaddaya—stan, what are you doin—“

then stan gets to the last knuckle, kisses it, puts his hand down & kyle, putting all the pieces together like the logician he is, is like...

"oh my god...ya still do that?

— from when we were little kids?"

and kyle squints, then shakes his head in disbelief like...

"'..cause ya mom, said that if you get hurt,

and you don't kiss it betta...It Won’t Heal Right."

and ravenstan just leans up and kisses jersey on the cheek — right where he has a cut — puts a hello kitty bandaid over it, and then...

in the softest, saddest, sentimental voice, smiles & says,

"Hope You Heal." :')

WHICHKHDSK RAAAAH!!! WHY WOULD I DO THIS!!!

i hate the ravesey divorce. i hope i fucking heal..

…bUT MAYBE NAUGHT WTF????!!!

-uncle nina, ~wheN WoRLDs cOLLidE~

#anyways #hell is a place #this directly mirrors a fb i was going to write but never did #where stan throws a ball on the playground in kgarten #it hits kyle in the face and stan is all freaked out like #did i hit you??? oh my god??? and kyle is like YEAH STUPID AND NOW IM GONNA HIT YOU winding up to Punch Him #but stan is still like hyperfixated like okay where did i hit you kyle? Exactly Where? #and hes like what the fuck do u think u fucken idiot right where the lump is forming in the middle of my gahdamn che-- #and stan jumps up on the bench where kyle is reading this gigantic greek mythology book yes its hades and persephone dont talk to me #and kisses kyle on the cheek and is like PhEw! i hope its in the right spot AND KYLE IS SHOOK LIKE dID YOU JUST KISS ME #and stan is like!!! ofc i did!!! my mom says that if you get hurt and dont kiss it better it wont heal right...so #*stan sigh and smile* I Hope You Heal :) <3 #and kyles hand is on his cheek all dizzy like...Me Too #ANYWAYS!!!! it was for pep but tbh now its applicable to rm #especially bc kgarten kyle had the jersey accent its canon #BUT YEAH WERE IN HELL I HATE THE RAVESEY DIVORCE BUT IF U WANT THE SAD HCS OF WHAT THEY WERE LIKE #BROKEN UP I HAVE THOSE #BUT UH I HOPE YOU HEAL WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS MY ACROSS THE NCUNIVERSE MOMENT #i'm gonna start screaming this is misery dude

[queenerdloser]

there's a lot of reasons to hate the way ad-based levels are now the standard starting level for streaming, but beyond just sheer blind hatred for it, it's also fucking annoying because they don't even have the diversity of actual tv ads. at least when you had regular tv channels you got like. usually a decent variety of tv ads coming your way and some local ads thrown in. with streaming services it's literally the same five fucking ads. i've seen the same ad for the same movie 40+ times because it plays at every single ad break. all this is doing is making me so homicidally irritated you're basically guaranteeing i'm never going to go to macy's or watch this stupid fucking horror movie about a pool. they're forcing us to watch ads and then they're making the ad-watching experience - already bad - even fucking worse.

#i finally gave up and decided to download criminal minds instead lmao i couldnt take it anymore #liveblogging life #im not joking about that horror movie ad it was on literally every! single! ad break! #also saw a LOT of amazon happy honda days and macy's #to the point where i now have zero interest in any of these brands. i've been so overexposed im just fucking annoyed about it #like i hate tv ads too but at least it wasn't the same fucking tv ads on every single ad break????????? #idk man i'm keeping netflix purely bc i do like having one (1) streaming option #but uh. i think i'm officially out of streaming outside of that. i already kind of was bc i only really have amazon prime & netflix #tried hulu. hate the ad experience. hate being bullied to the more expensive non-ad option. so bye hulu! #the main reason i like streaming is that i dont always know what i want to watch so i dont always have a whim thing downloaded #and it IS more effort to go and download shit if i dont already have it so it IS easier just to find it on netflix or w/e #but now with everything so spread out like... it takes just as much time to fucking find it anyway lmao #anyway the point is streaming sucks lmao

[buppypuppy]

.

#vent post essay ahead lol #having complexes about talking about your emotions is literally the fucking devil . its miserable. it sucks so bad. #the aamount of damage that is caused to someone by like #i mean im talking abou t me here obviously. #being the person whose like. overall ultimately tends not to feel horrible as often is like. #it's nice not feeling bad emotionally all the time but also it's like. i develop this complex about being like able to help. #i don't feel bad anywhere near as often as my friends so i can help them out and listen to them vent i can have the mental room to #like listen to them talk about their problems. yeah. but it makes me feel like. well this is my job now so i shouldn't fucking talk about m #i shouldnt vent when i feel bad because that's not what i'm known for. plus my friends already all feel worse than me more often than me. s #i don't want to dump any more on their plate than they have to deal with. i don't want to burden them anymore than i have to. and like it's #it's hard. i hate fucking talking about it and it's made so much worse when its like people i love . always been a fucking problem becaus #i just feel fucking horrible admitting that i feel bad i hate that so much. i don't want to like turn away people who care about me but li #i feel like if i tell them what's wrong with me i'll like do it anyways. i feel like i come off as super normal and happy go lucky and like #ostensibly fine. so when i admit this shit its like. oops the facade is cracking!!!!!! uh oh uh oh you can't help people so you feel bad!!! #because your fucking npd has made you feel self centered in a way that means you want to help people or some shit i dont fucking know #and so when i feel bad or get mad over something unreasonable it's like. well i hope i fucking keel over and die or something i dont like . #i don't want people seeing me like this or whatever. and my stupid fucking personality disorder just ruins every god damn thing its so bad. #my past experiences giving me complexes that lead to me feeling fucking left out over like small stupid stuff but god the worst part is lik #my brain categorizing something as being ''My Thing'' so somebody else talks about liking my thing AFTER my brain has designated it mine #makes alarm bells go off and feel like theyre fucking. i don't know encroaaching on my turf or what the fuck ever? it SUCKS ASS #it makes me feel HORRIBLE . and it's like i'm not gonna fucking bring it up because i don't wnt to be like a dick but also it's like well. #i feel fucking miserable about this but it's just like mean and unnecessary and cruel to like stifle people's fucking fun because of my dum #fuckin complexes. it's fucking constant. like oh look at you girl you feel fucking left out because you never get characters who really gri #you mentally and so now you have one but oops! someone else talked about them and now you're seeing red! you like this person though #so you're gonna feel fucking MISERABLE about this . you're gonna feel HORRIBLE because of this. and there's nothing you can fucking do #and it controls my goddamn life and i HATE IT i fucking HATE IT i wish i knew how to fix it. ghghrgurghrughruhg i want to fucking explode #and then you feel bad about feeling bad because you are fucking sisyphus. you're sisyphus. and your own anger is your boulder. you ingrate. #i hate this. i just wanted to have a good day. #jane mary cry one tear

[soldier-poet-king]

Spent so long trying to separate my brain from the vague and undefined essence of My Being to survive the Mental Illness that I basically re-enacted Gnosticism 2.0 and not to be like, that's why my OCD emerged later than my more common flavoured generalized anxiety& chronic depression Brainrot, but it definitely Did Not Help. And now that I am (sometimes) at peace with my mind and given that I am no longer spending every waking moment trying to stay alive I have time to reflect on the lasting body-mind-soul division that I've created for myself and like. It fuckin sucks. I hate the body. I hate that I hate the body and being an incarnate creature. But also. It's so bad wrong awful. And tbh I still hate the mind a lot many days too!

#anyway bryn ur post is SO right and u are as always. correct #i just didnt wanna hijack it w rambles #but yeah.theee mental illness has done a number on me in many ways #but yeah the uh. body. we hate to see it. hate to have it. #smtn smthn tmg hebrews 11.40 i will get my perfect body back someday #if not by faith then by the sword im going to be restored. vibe. of it qll #also in the sparrow 2 emiliom talks abt this. and why he cant just get over what happened to him physically #because it was also a repeated assault of his soul #like yeah theres a lot of dynamics there re. divine abandonment and assault. but hes basically right #viz. my own hm horrible terrible no good very bad existence #sometimes i am terrified of eternity not for the usual reasons (im always terrified for those reasons its the ocd and existentialism) #but also for the like. physical resurrection??? in my religion??? fuck no. i DONT want that #i have to be stuck in this stupid ass form forever? #i cant even *** to get out of it ITS FOREVER #i want. to be a genderless shapeless benevolent void. maybe i can take on physical form when i want need #like the angels. i dont want THIS #anyway yeah yeah I'm trying but it just keeps getting harder #nothing fits right or looks right and im at the mercy of genetics giving me a body i dont want #and I cant even just sweat it out in agony bc oh boy look! youve now developed chronic joint pain TOO #if i cant look like i do in my mind i might as well be strong and powerful #but oh no. bitch is gonna get SO many physical ailments too #I DON'T WANNA DIE BUT I DONT WANNA LIVE LIKE THIS #franposting #brought to u by. button up shirt didnt sit right today. hips too thick for anything. have a whole extra goddam organ in my stomach #which i hate and do not want or need #etc etc etc

[feralattentionwhore]

Dreaming about that second when they first push in. It hurts so good and it's so easy to get overwhelmed not knowing if I want it to stop or never end

#dont mind me just coming back from a two month hiatus with this post because they're sleeping #and i just can't stop thinking about it #it feels so good #and she's always so gentle and takes it slow #but sll i want is them to go fast and hard so it doesn't stop #which im fully aware is probably a bad idea considering my body but it feels so fucking good #anyway shes asleep in call with me rn and im half a second away from begging her to fuck me hard until i forget my name pls and ty #and uh hi everyone ive been gone a while and now i have covid #am planning on moving to America and also engaged to them #hope everyones well lmk <33 #lgbt nsft #queer nsft #nblw nsft #nsft #lesbian nsft #sapphic nsft #wlw nsft #nsft wlw #wlw ns/fw

[the-acid-pear]

Honestly i can't stop thinking of the fact you can literally leave the Dark Worlds without closing the fountain, this is most directly showcased by how Susie and Kris leave Castle Town every time, and yet, Ralsei insisted in chapter one the only way to get out was for the heroes to close the fountain, which caused that by chapter 2 neither Susie nor us questioned it. And it feels so... wrong.

Because sure, I know, The Roaring and all that jazz, but this is Ralsei. The very Same guy who at the start of your journey tells you that your choices matter. Why on earth would he refuse to tell you Hey There's Another Way Out Btw ^_^ and THEN mention the roaring? Like, i know, i know it is because this is the fate of his entire world, but The Roaring is ALSO the fate of the entire Light World, IF he isn't lying.

Like I really don't think he's evil or means wrong but that he's a big fucking liar that i won't tell you is not true.

#luly talks #deltarune #ralsei #like i know he's very socially inept and that he wants to have friends and that this means a lot to him but um #this isnt about being invited to a party with the cool kids this is about the end of the fucking world #like this isnt just a whoopsie doopsie hehe moment this isnt eto... blehh! this is pretty fucking serious lying JHGBAGBGJH #NOT to mention how he hides the truth of the DW to Susie which is ALSO extremely sus #but yall know how i feel about susie <333333333333333 #if you dont know how i feel about susie please ask me how i feel about susie becuase im so positive about my theory on susie #anyway uh. ? i forgot what i was saying

[hecksupremechips]

Teehee I got hugged today 🥰

#the klock keeps ticking #it was literally like 2 seconds but idk im like WOOOOO #like it wasnt long enough for me to be all satisfied touch wise nah im so starved itd take all night and day man #and also this particular person is uh. very special ahem. and it was like #i wrapped my arms around them best I could and i could just feel their hips and like their body squish under my hands #cuz theyre so squishy and sturdy at the same time it felt safe and its like. thats really scary actually #ive never ever felt safe hugging anyone this kinda thing is brand new to me #touch in general is new to me. at least consensual touch that i wanted and initiated #and i just felt really nervous cuz like i really love this person but sometimes its hard cuz like ‘guys’ dont hug each other often #or at least not in a case like this where we’re friends but theres this sorta avoidance around anything romantic #cuz we’re both very awkward and also uh. trying not to cross certain boundaries just yet we need time #but unfortunately im so aaaaa rn and touch starved and i was like im just gonna bite the bullet and ask if we can hug LIKE A DAMN GAY ASS #its like fuck i may as well propose marriage and get on all fours while im at it aaghhhhh why am i like this #but it was fine they werent weirded out or anything. not visibly anyway. and they hugged me!!! #me! of all people! im like so happy we got to hug but im also really pissed cuz it was really brief and i didnt get to memorize how they #felt and now im just like grrrrr. fucking tease why must i be so tortured i get the smallest taste and then poof its gone #i just wanna cuddle and hug them for hours and pull their hair and feel their body all over and uhhhhhhhhh #ahem. i may be getting too gay here huh. damn itttt. fuck me. how do you ask your mate if you can explore bodies #in a way that definitely isnt platonic without making things weird

[goldlightsaber]

#succession #kendall roy #Roman roy #connor roy #shiv roy #‘uh. like. i need a double whopper right now okay guys?’ ‘fuck you i want Wendy’s fries’ #‘Rome come on. I don’t want Burger King either but Wendy’s fries are cardboard. you’re just sentimental because Connor took you there once’ #‘okay fuck both of you im going by myself’ #’no come on’ #‘Roman wait’ #’why don’t we all just go Waffle House? none of us like it so it’s neutral territory’ #‘actually I changed my mind about Wendy’s. I want to rip my asshole open with some Taco Bell’ #‘I could go for some Taco Bell. yeah’ #’all right fine. tell me your orders. dont take too fucking long like last time Roman. you wanted to come here so be fast’ #‘Crunchwrap supreme me UP motherfucker’ #anyway short answer Taco Bell #imo #ik ik this is like the ‘how the fuck would Kendall roy be Kendall roy if he was barista’ situation but w/e im having fun…. #they wouldn’t actually know the different places this in depth #altho I feel like Kendall does from getting the munchies in college #and hanging out w/ much poorer fellow addicts #and I feel like Romans dipped around

[spidersunday]

such a nothing day

#severin.txt #i mean there's the super bowl going on in my city #but i don't give a flying fuck about sports #i gotta get a hobby besides playing games and watching tv #im so girlfailure #i dont wanna do anything but i want to do everything ever #is there anything left for me #uh anyways #i'll just pace around to music so i don't let the shitty thoughts consume me

[todayisafridaynight]

stream tomorrow. ~3pm est. this fuckin site. if i dont get hit by a car by then.

#snap chats #ill make another reminder post an hour before the stream tomorrow dont worry #yes this is related yes this is also so i can be angry FUCK #imagine being an american and waking up and reading the news and wanting to light everything on fire #anyways. before i bring politics into my funny sideblog. #ive been shirking /drafting/ a comic all week cause i keep getting distracted And Brother I Feel Another Impulsive Idea Enter The Dome #ok im lying its another idea ive had cooking in the back ever since i made my initial tattoo post but it's a short silly comic #so i think i can get the one day Relatively quickly #BUUUUT the main monster i wanna do.... idk what ive been shirking it it SHOULDNT be terribly long #it SHOULD be pretty simple and just me being Smart and Funny right and yet... brain broken. #i dont know if i want to make it especially long or keep it short and sweet... #SOOOO this all relates back to Stream Tomorrow because i wanna have it at least DRAFTED in my head by then #not another accountability stream... uh oh... #i vow to be less annoying this time around i looked in the mirror and reviewed myself and said 'bitch shut up you fidgety bastard' #so HOPEFULLY i'll be less erratic #in any case. off to do that mini comic. i guess it's more of a warm up in my book #bye bye ill see yall in five. hours. #cause apparently thats how long it takes me to COLOR SHIT god forbid sketching and lining and kms #ok bye fr stay sexy

[orcelito]

worst fucking post experiences is when i get that notification for the blocked tag 'plantcest' on my dash bc of course i have it blocked. & i have to b like "oh God this person i follow just reblogged this, what did they post..."

and then it's just. a normal fucking post about them as siblings. except the OP tagged it as the fucking incest ship name

genuinely, what is WRONG with you people????????????????????

#speculation nation #incest ment/ #when i see this shit in my dash i look to have the assessment of whether i should fucking jump ship from the person i follow lmao #bc if they unknowingly reblogged a post about the brothers that doesnt have the stench of incest in it aside from in the tags #im not gonna fault them for that. shit can be easy to miss. #if they knowingly reblogged incest tho Uh Yea Buh Bye #when i see posts w/ this tag in the general tag i look just so i can block the OP lmfao. zero fucking hesitation. #like say what you will about ship and let ship or w/e. i hate this pairing so much it makes me see Red <3 #listen the twins' relationship is so complex and interesting. i GET that. i Love analyzing it & i love seeing speculative shit #of if they were relatively normal siblings. etc etc etc #but specifically. AS. SIBLINGS. #what fucking incest goggles do you have to wear to see two brothers and want them to fuck? genuinely what is wrong with you? #im just. UGH it makes me so angry #it's so widespread too. no matter how many people i block im always jumpscared by this shit. ughhhhhhhhhhhh #making this unrebloggable bc i dont want to start fights. im just. #i will be very vocal about my hatred for this pairing on my tumblr dot com bc it is my tumblr dot com #and genuinely if you like them as a romantic pairing you shouldn't be here anyways.