#anyway i want the fucking monstera to pleeeease grow enough leaves that i can take a cutting and dunk it in the fish tank

[toytulini]

simultaneously like pretty pretty please please if i give you fertilizer will you grow a new leaf? and not drop any more? and also like

god i cant believe you need fucking fertilizer. youre getting whatever is in this liquid cactus fertilizer and youre gonna be happy with it.

#toy txt post #nothing shocks and offends me more than the emersed plants in the fish tank needing fertilizer #sorry can you not just eat the fish shit and decaying food please?????? kill the algae and eat that? #its possible that its a wonder my plants are doing as well as they are #chalk it up to stormageddon being an unkillable fucking beast of a plant. real cockroach bitch going through The Trials #we'll see if the wandering dude is up to a similar task... #also i found out recently my pothos is not really a pothos?????????? its smth else. cant remember #it was sold as golden pothos. and thats its common name. its not a pothos. #anyway i want the fucking monstera to pleeeease grow enough leaves that i can take a cutting and dunk it in the fish tank #man i bet it would look cool if i got it to block light on the 40 gal with its big stupid leaves and i vould remove the towel and not rely #on the electric light for pkamt growth in there #also. i love stormageddon. perfect baby. real trooper. but he looks like shit. hes so ugly. i need to prune his ass so bad into a better #shape hes Hideous rn