#any time anyone mentions having a husky i just want to send them a condolence card

[seesgood]

LIA this is completely ooc and I wanted to ask bc u have big doggo but how do you bathe big doggo? do they like it? do you go outside or do u get it done professionally? do they fite u? I have giant husky needs bath, no money, no hose outside, and they're about a year. is this an attack waiting to happen if i take to my tub?

i lucked out because i have WOULD BE big doggo in medium sized doggo body who both thinks that he’s bigger and smaller than he actually is. so we bathe him in the bathtub, but it’s a two person job because he’s a slippery little bastard who has mastered the art of the wiggle. 

listen i don’t have a husky but from what i know about huskies...yeah friend you’re in for it. rip. it’s been really nice knowing you. i hope you enjoy being screamed at. no okay but really: i would try and get them in the tub or the shower. smear some peanut butter on the wall, let them lick it while you wash them. also, don’t fill the tub with water, have like a cup or a bowl or something and gently pour water on them, i found with my dog it’s a little less jarring. and then just like, keep talking to them in a reassuring tone and have someone else help if you can. your bathroom is probably gonna get a little messy, but YOU CAN DO IT I BELIEVE IN YOU 

#any time anyone mentions having a husky i just want to send them a condolence card #like i love huskies #you are all a stronger person than me #i love my lab with his singular brain cell #Anonymous #also yoshi is only like 43lbs so i MAJORLY lucked out