@anotherhumanpet
"I hope it's the shitty meme one you annoy me with."
"The sacrifice has been named."
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Ralph was... learning. Or at least he was trying to. Now that his existence was more general knowledge, he didn't have to worry too much about being seen while trying out new things. He was seen as an oddity, a mostly faulty AI stuck to Zizi, good for casual medical questions. Or a few people curious about his 'human imitating abilities'. It was frustrating, even if he wasn't going to vocalize it.
Now, he was attempting to appear visually on screens. The holograms had come much more naturally to him, because it was a way to represent his form, while screens felt flat. It didn't help that he had yet to figure out how Zizi split up and appeared multiple places.
It helped to think of screen as... mirrors. Ways to look out from the digital space he occupied. Well, it was supposed to help, but now a digital representation appeared in a screen that was not the terminal Evelyn had left on for him to learn with.
Dammit. He bristled a bit in annoyance at his own inability to just do this right. Sensors and cameras picked up the room he was in, the person he was seeing both from a bird eye's perspective and from the tablets camera. Wait. Who was that.
Ralph squinted at the boy. "You're not in the personnel files."
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How much of a Sinner are you?
Ha ha. Very funny.
Better than some of the other ones I've seen around here, though...
Like this one, this one, and most definitely this one.
Funny how the demon is the most 'innocent' of the lot, but considering the sinners, I think that checks out. Crowley was never the best at being a demon and humans were always better at sinning, I think.
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@anotherhumanpet
"I'm not caffeinated enough for this yet."
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@anotherhumanpet
"Ratatoskr has done some really vile things, Dennis. Children are not an exception."
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It had never happened before. In fact, it was so far out of the realm of things-that-had-happened-before that it took a few moments for Crowley to process what, exactly, 'it' was. After all, only seconds ago, he had had a hand on the door handle of his Bentley, ready to pull it open and slip behind the wheel. He supposed he should be relieved that whatever had pulled him away had done so before he'd gotten on the road, though he trusted the Bentley knew better than to keep driving without him.
From behind his dark glasses, his eyes swept about the room. Or, more specifically, his immediate area. Candles seemed to be the only light source, leaving most of the room poorly-lit, but casting enough light for him to see that he was standing in....ugh. A summoning circle. He'd heard of this sort of thing happening from time to time but this was the first time it had happened to him.
The demon's lip curled into a sneer and he continued to scan the room until he found what he was looking for. Or, who, rather. A human. Presumably, the one who had summoned him. He stared at the human, arms crossed, chin high, brow raised.
"Care to explain?"
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"Honestly being a god sounds like fun."
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Are you certain you wish to embark upon this path?
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( AN ELECTRO-MAGNETIC PULSE DEVICE? )
( THAT DOES SEEM MORE USEFUL. )
( BUT NOT UNIVERSALLY. CYBERTRONIANS REQUIRE QUITE A SHOCK TO KNOCK THEM OUT. )
( THIS ONE IS SMALL. UNICRON DOES NOT THINK THEY CAN PICK UP A DEVICE OF THE NEEDED CALIBER. )
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@anotherhumanpet
Jaden: "Does this include Judas?" :3
"No."
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@anotherhumanpet started following you
Sierra is still very much getting used to the whole "yeah parallel universes are a thing, sometimes we accidentally end up visiting them" deal. In the meantime, she needs to get out of a school that technically isn't hers, without anybody noticing two versions of the same girl walking around.
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"Careful with that. It took me hours to calibrate it properly."
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Well, whoops.
Dennis just fucking killed him.
Rung's dead.
He'll be fine later but right now? Very dead.
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@anotherhumanpet:
"...can I specifically be made into a gila monster?"
".....Maybe."
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"Congratulations on making it." Trying so hard to be sincere. Look, Ralph, he's playing nice.
A sharp huff is about the best reaction the kid's gonna get.
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