#and turns out the OG avengers have been thrown into an alternate timeline where ava bucky and loki (hashtag victim-villains) are skaters

[worstloki]

has anyone considered a marvel ice skating AU yet

#saw pictures of Kaori Sakamoto and immediately thought ''okay so what if the Avengers were ice skaters'' #suppose the OG avengers are a figure skater group that's kinda new at this and only joined because bucky and loki were a pair #by which i mean bucky is the winter soldier and loki still attacked new york but no one cares because they're real good at ice skating #so steve is all ''bucky???'' and thor is all ''brother???'' and nat knows bucky and the rest of them know loki and are all 'WHATS going On?' #and turns out the OG avengers have been thrown into an alternate timeline where ava bucky and loki (hashtag victim-villains) are skaters #they've gotta win the figure skating comp if they want to escape this alternate universe ice rink in space hosted by the GM and Collector #so nat is doing fine and steve is learning because he used to dance and hawkeye can balance enough but everyone else is just TERRIBLE #the OG avengers have to out-skate bucky (of course he knows how to move on ice) loki (again ice plus fight technique) and ava (used to pain #so she starts off shaky but gets the hang of skating real quick since she WAS a trained agent and all) #this entire AU is brought to you by the brilliant idea of having the Avengers in figure skating outfits AND having a dance-off #I just wanted to consider what their ice skating outfits would look like #👀👀👀 #also Thor in a leotard is a hilarious image