#and thats only because mf blew the planet up

[purrfectcellz]

Do you think Cell and Delta would get along as buds?

I think that they would tolerate each other! I imagine that they would meet in Delta's lab, on the asteroid, given that Delta's only ties to the main story of DBZ is Very Very distantly the Cold Royal family. My resuscitated Cell would be rather cautious, given that he would be very out of his element with no idea where he is, and Delta would be EXTREMELY cautious given that he has NEVER met or heard of anyone stronger than the cold royal family, and they were already WAY out of his little league. He would be very very interested in how different Cell's Ki is however- the fact that he died before and was brought back has changed how his energy flows, and that is right up Delta's line of research about ancient Iso genetics. Delta would want to figure out if cell has managed to tap into a negative energy form or otherwise with this change in Ki, but he wouldn't get the answer he wanted because Cell would become rather incensed by someone other than an earthling trying to experiment on him and would leave after 2 or 3 days.

#dbz #purrfectcellz #cell #icejin oc #icejin #delta #its so crazy they like. #never interact at ALL lmao #Delta has his own storyline TOTALLY seperate #the only other person in the main story he has a connection to is beerus #and thats only because mf blew the planet up #LMAO

[donghuamuqing]

SORRY for making my cousin vinny aus for every fandom im in but straight up dustin and lucas get arrested in some bumfuck town in alabama or mississippi or wherever because everyone thinks they murdered some poor store clerk when they actually accidentally stole a can of beans and a sleeve of crackers so theyre panicking like lawyers are tons of fucking money dude!! and dustins like yo wait… remember that friend from highschool who said he was gonna become a lawyer because he loved arguing and being right so much?? lets check up on him see how hes doing

Mike is a lawyer now, but hes failed the bar exam 4 times and never actually been in court arguing for a case hes only ever done personal injury BUT he still loved arguing and being right so he comes down with will in tow (because obviously he does why wouldnt he wills his bf and lucky charm) and they throw the town into a TIZZY like gay people real?? And mike is 6 foot with dark black hair down to his shoulders who has dark makeup smudges under his eyes and big oversized sweaters and will is the most beautiful absolute prettiest person on the planet earth with his big hazel eyes and nice hands or whatever so mike rocks up to the court room like heyyyy guys my best friends *nudge play along* and dustin and lucas are courtroomed into becoming best friends with him again

Mike sucks ass at lawyering lowkey and he has an attitude problem so he gets contempt of court a few times bc the judge (hopper) HATES HIS GUTS and wants to make him fail because he hates him and also believes lucas and dustin are guilty and will has to work to keep enough money to continue bailing mike out whos like… ok but im learning on the job honey thats how this goes and wills like OK sure but i thought we were going on vacation!! You are getting owned by the entire state of alabama rn!!! BABE!!! and keeps trying to help by reading the law book hopper gave mike. And anyway mike is actually really goof at lawyering and he eventually gets everything in order except theres a few problems like he and will arent speaking bc mike blew up at him for being a little better at lawyering than mike who actually went yo school for it and hes panicking bc two innocent guys could possibly get fried for something they didnt do and itd all be mikes fault but then he finds some of the photos will has taken and realizes holy shit i have the proof RIGHT HERE that theyre innocent this is perfect i need to make a phone call and get this show on the mf ROAD

Wills still mad but hes calling up mikes old law teacher (murray) for help and mikes like babe babe babe i need you as a witness and will just turns around like wtf no and mike just grabs him and drags him into the seat and then boom bam they win the case with will getting marissa tomeis badass monologue about car tires and theyre happily in love again and lucas and dustin get off the charge and they all live happily ever after. The end

#my post #stranger things #will byers #byler #mike wheeler #SORRY THIS IS LONG I HAD A LOT TO SAY #pllsssss watch my cousin vinny if you ever can its movie perfection #like genuinely #vinny is played by joe pesci if that sways anybody #AND MARISSA TOMEI IS SO FUCKING HOT AND COOL WATCH IT FOR HER IF ANYTHING #i would write this but i um dont want to so if anybodys inspired….. maybe…..