#and stan would run to the wolf slot before noticing how few the wyoming toad has and putting his tokens into that one out of guilt

[lets-all-calm-down-a-bit]

*Sheila and Sharon take the boys to Cheyenne Mountain Zoo and Stan is very upset about Quarters for Conservation.*

Stan: It’s not fair man! Those poor fatass toads don’t have hardly any tokens, but the tigers and leopards have loads!!! Kyle: Dude, you do know those tokens don’t actually do anything, right? They use the money we paid for the tokens to donate. Stan: If they didn’t use the tokens to determine what animal to donate to, then why would they give them to us?!? Kyle: Stan, please tell me with a straight face why you think one of the leading wildlife conservation agencies of the world is putting the fate of endangered animals into the hands of toddlers who decide which slots to put tokens in purely based on which animal is the fluffiest. Stan: … Stan: But why do they give us the tokens though

#colby rambles #this just popped in my head as i was thinking about stan and kyle going to the zoo #i feel like kyle would put his tokens in the black footed ferret slot #and stan would run to the wolf slot before noticing how few the wyoming toad has and putting his tokens into that one out of guilt #tbh i don’t know if the tokens impact the donations #but it would be pretty fucked up if it did #stan marsh #sp stan marsh #sp stan #kyle broflovski #sp kyle #sp kyle broflovski #sp stanky #stanky sp #sp style #style sp #stan and kyle #south park #southpark #sp #sp shitpost #shitpost #cloby's headcannons