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#and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. B
realvkurp1 · 1 year
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Stares at you autistically can you pretty please draw craig tucker
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aroacemenace · 1 year
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creek art dump🫶🫶
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craig when he's infodumping about his special interest (space) and tweek loves listening to him ramble
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art-i-choked · 7 months
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My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was sooo happy. But then, four kids from school came to my house and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. If I die, let it be known it is because four guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
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ednacrabapple · 1 year
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My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
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tweeapis · 1 year
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My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
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supercreig · 7 months
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"My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."
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Ind. RP blog for Craig Tucker from South Park. Sideblog to hoshiszora/chishigure. Please read rules and pin before following (or at least skim though it). Mostly headcanon/AU-based/canon-divergent because mun as a hard time sticking to canon. Crossover friendly!
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wends-burger · 1 year
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Prepare yourself for the very depressing and sad story told by a young boy that will be sure to make you cry.....
My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.😢
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fefemii · 1 year
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My name is Craig Tucker.
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Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
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nikonichothelas · 1 year
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My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
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chococakeshake · 1 year
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my name is craig tucker. last week was my birthday. my grandma gave me a check for $100. i was sooooo happy. but then, 4 kids from school came to my house and said i should use my hundred dollars to invest in becoming a peruvian flute band. they promised i would double my money in one afternoon. but the government arrested us along with all the other peruvian flute bands and took us to an internment camp in miami. we begged to go home, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to peru. and so that is why i am now in peru. if i die, let it be known that it is because 4 guys i dont even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.
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the-spider-haven · 1 year
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Craig Tucker 🙀
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My🤭name😁is🙀Craig🤷‍♂️Tucker.🏳️‍🌈Last✨week🤬was😽my👹birthday,🙋‍♂️my🥰grandma😘gave😍me😸a😀check😋for💀100😭dollars.💗I was😹sooooo✨happy.😻But🙀then,☹️4🤬kids😈from🤨my🫶school😾came😿to👹my😽house,😀and🤬said🙀I😎should🤨use😐my😔100🥰dollars✨to🤷‍♂️invest😭in🤭becoming😽a😁Peruvian😎flute🙋‍♂️band.💀they😍promised😻I🥰would😘double😋my😺money🫵in🙄one🙀afternoon.😹But🤝the😨government✋arrested🫶us,☹️along😔with😭all😰the😿other😱Peruvian🤬flute👹bands,😐and😾took🤨us😰to🫶an😋internment😈camp😔in😐Miami.😸We😀begged😰to😿go😁home,🤨but😹instead🫶the🙀government😐told😿us😭they😾were💀sending✨us😔to😹Peru.🥰And🤝so😻that🤬is😽why😿I'm✨now☹️in🫵Peru.🤷‍♂️if🤝I🙀die😿let💗it👹be😋known😰it🤬is😈because🙄of😹4💀guys😐I🫵don't☹️even✨like🤨from😽my🥰school🤷‍♂️lied🤬to😀me🫶and😐took😰my😱birthday😔money😾
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kairiscorner · 11 months
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My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday; my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was sooo happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. If I die, let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
i hate how the music came on in my mind when i read this
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dehlsohl · 4 months
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My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
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r0tt1ng-c10wn · 4 months
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My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money. 👹
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https-envy · 1 year
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My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
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akislays · 6 months
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AKIRAH, AKIRAH!!!
I making South Park earrings, now I need to know what earrings you want
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My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
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