#and not in a sexy way

[future-crab]

You like him because you think he’s cool and sexy. I like him because I think he’s a bizarre little freak. And not cool and sexy. Sometimes I think bizarre little freaks are cool and sexy. Often, actually. But not in this case.

#my internal monologue any time i post about elias bouchard #like no hate to eliasfuckers but i am not one of you #i want to study him under laboratory conditions #and not in a sexy way

[soldier-poet-king]

How can I make myself less soft and sweet looking with a less high pitched girlie voice so ppl take me seriously fr. I am. What the fuck. This would NOT happen to a man my age with the same qualifications and competency

#like haha i look like an animal crossing character jokes. fine #consider. i am going to chew through someones throat rn. #and not in a sexy way #i also have a broad ontario accent but so do most ppl here so thats fine at least #swallow my vowels but thats ok since its not identifiably just me

[kaatrina]

so i v much need a job but this one particular application is asking for a fcking 1-2 min video 🙄🙄🙄 do i lower myself to this or?????

#so degrading #and not in a sexy way #but i have abt £100 in my account lol

[sickstag]

please if ur going to message me just to get off at least contribute to the scene and don’t just tell me you’d like it or that you’d be good and expect me to uphold the entirety of the conversation/scene. I’m genuinely begging, especially if you’re expecting me to get off too.

Oh also don’t start conversations with telling me you’re horny, it’s annoying. Butter me up a little first for the love of god.

PS If we message frequently, this isn’t about you.

#is this tmi #probably not I post about far worse things #but seriously it’s boring #like super boring #makes me feel like a pleasure dispenser #and not in a sexy way

[mythfanite]

Hello algorithm when the FUCK did you think I would ever buy this shirt???

Have my reblogs been biased? Does anime about friendship and somehow trip the MAGA algorithm?

This is bullshit I didn't eat pussy AND suck dick to get badly targeted ads

#if i see a man wearing this IRL i will eat him alive #and not in a sexy way

[scrappediron]

logan getting destroyed

#and not in a sexy way #wwe lb

[william-s-churros]

i think if someone referred to me as a "pussyboy" irl i would projectile vomit into their mouth lol

#tw emetophobia #stop talking matt #and not in a sexy way

[always-andromeda]

It is CHRISTMAS EVE. I should NOT be feeling this self destructive rn. 😀

#˚ʚ meda rants ɞ˚ #the way i so badly wanna tear into a man #and not in a sexy way #in a ‘i have held this pain for four years’ kind of way #in a ‘i was just a teenager how could you do what you did to me’ kind of way #in a ‘i know i was hard to handle but i didn’t deserve that’ kind of way #in a ‘burn all of my letters and everything i put my heart and soul into for you because that love doesn’t exist anymore’ kind of way

[ropebuny]

my want to post a selfie is always overpowered by the fact that some of you on here are WEIRD !!!!

#and not in a sexy way

[newvegasdyke]

Just saw some dude in a “your wife/my wife” bdsm bondage shirt and I think he should get beat with a stick

#And not in a sexy way

[fierce-little-miana]

“Why is Criston Cole still in the kingsguard?”

“Why wasn’t Alicent punished?”

Because Viserys is a weak king, a weak man, that cares for nothing more than his own peace of mind at the expense of literally anyone and everything else. I don’t know how the show can make this anymore clear except by putting a sticker on his forehead with “WEAK” written on it.

#hotd #house of the dragon #viserys i targaryen #i don't understand how you all seem to excuse him all the time #he is literally responsable of 80% of the problems in this show #and not in a sexy way

[fairyeater]

♡ I got bit today ♡

#and not in a sexy way

[thebaldursmouthgazette]

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#bg3 Keres #I can actually picture her looking like this which i couldn’t with the other looks #so I do think that this is actually final #but wow she’s gone through a lot of looks #she doesn’t actually have those earrings I decided against them #none of the earrings in game fit her vibe #she just wouldn’t bother to pierce her ears is the thing. far more interested in piercing other people #and NOT in a sexy way #well #she’s got a fucked up definition of sexy so maybe in a sexy way

[rindemption]

this almost feels deserved

#jevan your charisma skills suck #and not in a sexy way #and yes he punched him for it i'm sorry #he does have a little bit of a temper #he felt better and immediately forgave him after that #bg3

[cithaerons]

do you ever get a crush on someone after some very brief encounter and then completely change your mind three days later. but it still haunts you like sorry i don’t know what got into me that made me think those impure thoughts that one day in may a year and a half ago and i feel very very uncomfortable whenever i think about it

#also sometimes this happens for people you meet very briefly and you think you won’t really run into them again? #but then actually you are very wrong #and NOT in a sexy way

[aquabluejay]

A friend accidentally typoed "when you don't have any clothes your first defense is biting" which was meant to be about declawed cats...

But it got me thinking about Dream of the Endless waking in the summoning circle before the cage. And biting the humans who dare to touch him since that's the only weapon he has left, weakend as he is.

#the sandman #sad wet cat dream #dream the endless #whump #morpheus #biting #and not in a sexy way