#and nearly hit them + their boyfriend with a wooden spatula 6 times because of how worried they were

[botanybulbasaur]

“don’t you make your food with care??” no nicole my great grandma from southern italy would put the whole fucking peel in her banana bread and if you don’t stop policing me about the time i spend cooking your macaroni & the amount of vegetable oil i put in the water i’m going to hit you with this fucking wooden spatula do you understand me

good food is made with love and absolutely zero fucks for the exacts of what happens to it. yea fuck it dude put your chinese seasoning on my pasta sauce. snort the parmesan. use mozzarella as cheese for your noodles. you could use fucking cheddar dude i wouldn’t care. wait nO NO DONT PUT KETCHUP IN THERE YOU DUMB FUCK OH MY GOD

#hi r1999 writers can you write schneider cooking like this? /j #where’s your anger? where’s your RAGE?? #RISE RISE RISE RISE #/ref #this post is based off the time i went to my friend nicole’s house #made her pasta (because her mom wasn’t there to make food and the only thing we had was cheese steak) #tried to navigate her spices cabinet (the labels were all in chinese so i said ‘fuck it’ and let them season their own sauce) #FORGOT TO SALT MY PASTA WHILE I COOKED IT (kill me) #and nearly hit them + their boyfriend with a wooden spatula 6 times because of how worried they were #“luisa are you sure that—“ “AYE AYE AYE.” #aeiou #her boyfriend (indian) was also deemed “worst at making food” and yet called “curry eater” (affectionate) like 6 times by his own girlfrien #i also tried to figure out how to play go #nicole hadn’t played in like 10 years so we had a fucking field day #yeah shoutout to those nerds love you guys #also hi (the other guy) if you’re seeing this you’re in fact. not whiter than me. take a medal for that or something #but also let loose when you cook pasta jesus