#and like ive turned a bunch of assassins with supernatural abilities into schoolkids in way over their heads with espionage attempts

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i still havent figured out the deal with prosciutto and pesci in wayr

#its rly difficult because i basically have to unbizarre the bizarre adventure #and i have to adjust for the way i formatted things as well #like i didn't write in sale and zucchero because there's no motivation for them to have any involvement #in the wayr au polpo is like the principal and isn't really written in the story much bc Vice Principal Bruno is a more active character #and has more interaction on average with the students as pseudo-guidance-counsellor #polpo didn't die and there's no treasure so sale and zucchero have no motivations to be relevant so i didn't write them #and bruno doesn't have to do anything for the role of 'capo' since he's pretty much already in an analogous position in the school #and like ive turned a bunch of assassins with supernatural abilities into schoolkids in way over their heads with espionage attempts #their motivation isnt boss underpaying em its some of their besties nearly died taking a bet too far and ofc they dont trust cops bc acab #and partially bc 1. theyre delinquents 2. sorbet and gelato are a gay couple and (3.) were in fact trespassing on private property #wayr fic #jjba #golden wind #vento aureo #prosciutto #pesci #im not saying there's no supernatural elements like i think trish's debut makes it clear there's some weird shit happening #it's just supernatural because in this world it's /not/ normal because there are no stands and bizarre shit is an outlier