#and its like thats sooooo fucking tall like hes a spaghetti beanpole of a man legs for days potential mother

[floorpancakes]

i like to copy paste my denial ridden overconfident but secretly confused and spooked to late bloomer nb experience onto watanuki because it makes sense with his canon personality and experiences but ALSO its so funny to imagine him waking up one day and being slapped with pronouns directly to the face like a clown pie to a clowns face

#like it do be like that sometimes #kind of guy kind of nothing kind of multiple things just kind of an anomaly type thing #he/they watanuki is my world #also the idea that hes late to the gender party compared to like doumeki or yuuko or something is so funny #like you dont laugh at trans ppl for discovering themselves at different times its great i mean like within the dynamics of the characters #the cast loves to relentlessly bully their beloved clown man #i find it charmingly funny as a headcanon because it was funny when it happened to me after all my horror subsided #its like the same category of watanuki funnies as me using jotaro formula and measuring adult watanuki to be like 184 cm tall #and its like thats sooooo fucking tall like hes a spaghetti beanpole of a man legs for days potential mother #but also the idea of doumeki being freakishly tall makes it funny because it ticks him off #forever a fan of watanuki actually winning at life but in progressively more funny or unaware ways #it fuels his fake beef even if most of that wears off with age #we love to see a girlboss complaining