#and it defines my sexuality pretty well lmao no sex only sexy
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Isak shows up to his shoot with two minutes to spareand Eskild blustering along half a step behind him, insisting it’s fine, we’re not late, Isak. Ingeneral, with life, Isak can admit he’s not the most punctual person – he likeshis bed far too much – but when it comes to work he likes to be on time. He doesn’twant to fall into that awful stereotype of the bitchy model who makes everyonewait on him or gives unreasonable demands.
He’s chill.That’s why he gets hired – besides his appearance – people like working withhim because he isn’t fussy and generally makes life easier for everyone on setby being that way. It helps that Eskild only ever gets him gigs that Isak is100% comfortable shooting and that Eskild is always willing to step in and bethe bad guy on set whenever anything inappropriate happens. He’ll pull Isak fromshoots without so much as a backward glance at the awful director orphotographer or campaign manager when something happens to make himuncomfortable.
See, Isak appreciates Eskild, he does, he just doesn’t appreciate the factthat Eskild made them get on the wrong tram today and now Isak is sweatingthrough his t-shirt and showing up to set with a flushed face.
The photographer and another boy are the only peoplein the room when Isak and Eskild crash through the door and they both look upfrom the camera in shock at Isak’s admittedly loud entrance.
Isak grinds to a halt, huffing out a breath, andattempting to cross the room at a more sedate pace. “Halla, Mikael,” he greetsin a rush, extending his hand to the photographer. “Sorry to keep you waiting.”He’s worked with Mikael before so he knows he probably doesn’t care but hestill feels bad.
Mikael waves a hand before hopping out of his chairto shake Isak’s. “It’s cool, man. You’re like, one minute late.”
“That’s my fault,” Eskild says, stepping neatly aroundIsak to clasp Mikael’s hand. “Got on the wrong tram.”
Mikael laughs. “You’d think we’d figure it outeventually after living in Oslo all our lives, huh? But you’re good, don’tworry. We’ve got plenty of time before we need to start so I’ll get one of thehandlers to show you to your dressing room and send hair and makeup in afteryou’ve showered.”
Well, good to know the sweat stains have officiallyseeped through his shirt now.
Isak winces but nods. “Thank you.”
Mikael offers him a good-natured grin before his eyessuddenly widen as if he’s just remembered something. “Oh shit, sorry. Isak,meet your partner for the day.” Mikael whirls around, gesturing to the boybehind him. “This is Even.”
Isak had been so distracted by making sure Mikaelwasn’t angry at him he hadn’t even bothered to take in the other person in theroom. But fuck, he wishes he had.
The boy’s fucking stunning. Taller than Isak, thoughnot by much, with swooping blonde hair and bright blue eyes and the dreamiest smile Isak has possibly everbeen on the receiving end of. He’s so busy drinking in Even’s appearance ittakes a second for Mikael’s words to register.
Partner?!
Isak knew this was a partner shoot. However Eskildnever specified it was a male/malepartner shoot. It’s not like Isak’s averse to the idea – that’s kind of theopposite of the problem – but he’s just become so used to a partner shootmeaning having some leggy girl draped over him while he pretends to think she’sthe sexiest human being alive.
He’s pretty sure he’s just laid eyes on the sexiesthuman being alive. And he’s definitely not a girl.
God, he’s so fucked.
Even steps forward, darting around Mikael andoffering him a hand. “Halla! Isak, right?”
Isak takes his hand, repressing the squeak he almostlets out as Even’s hand presses against his palm, and nods his head. “Yeah,nice to meet you.”
“I better let you two get ready,” Mikael says, makingIsak jump and abruptly drop Even’s hand.
Isak is ushered into a dressing room and as soon asthe door is closed behind them, he rounds on Eskild. “You didn’t tell me mypartner would be male!”
Eskild gives him an unimpressed look, crossing hisarms over his chest. “Isak, you’re gay. What do you care?”
“Exactly!” he screeches shrilly, throwing his handsup in exasperation.
Eskild’s expression turns appraising as a calculatingsmile slowly spreads across his face. “Wait, are you attracted to him?”
Isak lets out a noise somewhere between indignationand agreement, gesturing wildly at the door. “You saw him! What do you think?!”
Eskild is positively beaming now as he tilts hishead. “Oh, Isak.”
“Shut up. This isn’t helping. You could’ve at least warned me.” He slumps down in the chairin front of the vanity, propping his elbows on his knees and burying his facein his hands.
“Oh relax, would you?” Eskild tuts. “You’re aprofessional, Isak. You can last one shoot before jumping the boy’s bones. Justask him out for a drink after you’re done.”
Isak makes a noise akin to that of a dying cat,ignoring the unsympathetic pat Eskild gives his shoulder.
“Go shower, baby gay,” Eskild tells him. “I’ll cometo collect you when hair and makeup are done.”
With that, Eskild slips out the door again, leavingIsak to have his existential crisis in peace.
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Just over an hour later Isak is being led back on setwith freshly fluffed curls and concealer covering his blemishes, feelinggoosebumps erupt across his torso from the chill in the room. They’readvertising jeans so naturally they’resupposed to be shirtless. Isak had considered the fact inconsequential until herealised Even would also beshirtless.
Even is already chatting with Mikael when Isakarrives, and his knees almost give out when he takes in the expanse of Even’ssmooth chest, dotted with moles and lightly defined. The fact that his jeanslook like they’re painted on doesn’t help either.
He’s not going to survive this shoot.
Mikael looks up as he approaches, giving him a thumb’sup. “You look great, dude! Come over here; I was just giving Even a rundown ofthe shoot.”
Isak takes a few tentative steps closer, leaving agenerous amount of space between himself and Even – though he can still feelthe heat coming off Even’s body.
“So, we’re gonna keep it pretty simple,” Mikael tellsthem. “We want it to be sensual, sexy, but also intimate, you know? Sex sellsand everything but we can definitely add a little meaning to it.”
Isak nods, swallowing hard at Even’s enthusiastic, “Sure.”
“Okay, so we’ll do standing shots for now. If there’sanything you’re not comfortable with just shout out but other than that, dowhat feels natural.”
Mikael directs them to their marks and they have afew minutes while the camera is being set up where they’re just standing acrossfrom one another, only half a metre apart, and Isak can feel his heart ratepicking up under Even’s curious gaze.
“I’ve seen some of your work before,” Even says aftera beat of silence that they both spend rocking on their heels, startling Isakand making his eyes go wide. “You’re really talented.”
“Thanks,” Isak replies, dumbfounded. “I- I haven’tseen you around much.” Because he would definitely remember that face.
Even offers him an amused grin, huffing out a littlelaugh. “I’ve actually been studying in America for the past year so I starteddoing work over there to help with rent money. I haven’t been back in Oslo longand Mikael’s a friend so he hooked me up with this gig.”
“That was nice of him,” Isak says timidly, feelinghis cheeks heat when Even’s smile brightens.
“Mm,” he hums in agreement, eyes sparkling like Isak’sawkwardness is endlessly endearing.
Isak scrambles for something to say but Mikael callsthem to attention before he can come up with anything.
“Okay, let’s start it off simple,” he says. “Even,could you put your hands on Isak’s waist? Like you’re pulling him in? Isak,could you put your right hand on Even’s neck? Put your left wherever feelscomfortable, it won’t be in shot anyway. Just stand a little bit closer for meguys and we’re good to go.”
They move automatically and Isak tries to put himselfin his professional, detached frame of mind but as soon as Even’s hands fit tohis waist he feels his mouth go dry. He dutifully puts his right hand over Even’sneck, feeling his pulse point flutter under his palm and places his left onEven’s shoulder, figuring that’s the safest option. They’re close enough nowthat their chests are almost touching and Isak can feel the phantom brush ofEven’s stomach against his own every time he breathes.
“Great!” Mikael calls but Isak can’t look away fromEven long enough to look at him. “Alright, relax your stances a bit and lookinto each other’s eyes. Remember we’re going for sensual but intimate!”
Wetting his lips, Isak lifts his gaze from Even’scollarbones to Even’s eyes and feels his breath catch in his throat. Even’seyes are smouldering and Isak is pretty sure the way his own mouth parts at thesight isn’t on purpose. He doesn’t realise he’s leaning forward until a straystrand of hair that’s come loose from Even’s quiff brushes against hisforehead. He freezes at the touch and, through hooded eyes, just about catchesthe way Even’s lips twitch.
“That looks awesome, guys!” Mikael calls and Isakfinally becomes aware of the clicking of the camera once again. Honestly, hehadn’t heard it over the blood rushing in his ears.
“Alright, Even could you move forward? Maybe put aleg between Isak’s? Isak, could you widen your stance a little?”
Isak obediently moves his feet to standshoulder-width apart and tries not to burst into flames when Even’s leg slowlypresses between his own, thigh just barely brushing Isak’s crotch. Isak bitesthe inside of his cheek to stop himself from reacting.
“Sick,” Mikael declares once they hold the positionand Isak tries desperately to focus on the sound of camera clicking. “Can youlean in again like you were before? Even, maybe move your hand to cup Isak’scheek? Like you’re about to kiss.”
Jesus fucking christ is Mikael trying to kill Isak?!
“Isak, feel free to move your hands too; whateverfeels right!”
Isak barely hears Mikael’s words over Even’s fingersslowly trailing across his jaw, palm fitting to Isak’s jaw as their foreheadsconnect. Isak’s throat bobs and he moves his hands, sliding his fingers intoEven’s hair, and he can’t tell if the shaky intake of breath he hears from Evenis real or imagined.
Their noses brush and their lips part and fuck, Isak knows they’re not going to kiss but itsure as hell feels like it.
It’s agony –to remain still, not to close the distance. His mouth is like sandpaper and hisfingers keep tightening in Even’s hair. Jesus christ, what does this even haveto do with selling jeans?
The rest of the shoot passes by in much the samefashion and when Mikael moves to stand next to them, instructing Even to crowdIsak against the white wall behind them so they’re pressed flush together, Isakvery nearly passes out. Or gets a boner. It’s a tossup between the two, really.
They don’t talk while they shoot – honestly, Isakdoesn’t think he can speak now anyway – and he spends the entire timeperfecting the art of looking at Even without really looking at him. He doeswonder idly though, if Even is naturally this warm or if his skin is justflushed from the shoot. And that’s athought he probably shouldn’t entertain.
It’s almost the end of the shoot. Isak is stillpressed against the wall, one leg hitched over Even’s waist, their hipsperfectly aligned with Even’s hands in his hair and on his waist. His own handsare still buried in Even’s hair and their lips are so close Isak is secondsaway from saying fuck it and kissinghim like he’s been dying to all afternoon.
Even inhales a ragged breath and Isak feels his heartthump heavily in his chest at the thought that this is having the same effecton Even as it is on him.
Their eyes flicker to each other and his breathcatches in a tiny gasp when he sees the way Even’s bright blue eyes have beenalmost swallowed up by his dilated pupils. His gaze flicks down to Even’s mouthand in the same moment he notices Even’s eyes doing the same. Fuck, they’regoing to kiss. They can just say it was part of the shoot.
They’re going to kiss. They’re going to-
“And that’s a wrap!” Mikael exclaims, making themboth jump so hard their foreheads bump. “Shit, we got so much good material.You guys have insane chemistry.”
Mikael trails away from them when he doesn’t get aresponse, turning instead to his assistant photographer to examine the photoson the camera.
Isak’s leg had dropped from Even’s hip when Mikaelspoke but their hands are still twisted up in each other and when they slowlylook back to each other Isak has to remind himself to breathe.
He opens his mouth to say something but Even beatshim to it.
“Go for a drink with me later?” he asks in a rush,eyes wide like he didn’t expect himself to say that.
A disbelieving laugh is punched out of Isak’s chestand he nods, uttering a breathless, “Yeah.”
Even grins, shoulders slumping in relief and lookingendearingly awkward as he glances off to the side. “We should probably um- getchanged or-“
Isak doesn’t let him finish his sentence, using thehands still in Even’s hair to reel him in and crush their mouths together.After a moment’s surprise, Even responds enthusiastically, pressing Isak morefirmly back against the wall and squeezing his hips. Isak feels like all hisnerve-endings are on fire and it’s only the knowledge that they’re not alone inthe room that makes him rip his mouth away from Even’s after a searing moment.
“I couldn’t have waited ‘til tonight to do that,”Isak admits with a huff.
Even had been staring at him from the moment theyseparated but the incredulous smile that spreads onto his face at Isak’s wordsis something else.
They look at each other for a moment, grinningstupidly, and this is the last thing Isak expected to happen when he showed upfor the shoot today.
They’re brought back to reality with two peoplepointedly clearing their throats. Their heads snap to the side at the same timeand Isak finds Eskild and Mikael watching them with a mixture of incredulityand amusement.
After a beat of silence, Mikael turns to Even. “Iasked you to do this shoot to get you a job, not a date.”
Even pauses before looking back to Isak with playfulgrin. When his gaze returns to Mikael he sniffs. “Please, Mikael. I got that myself.”
(He ends up getting more than just a date.)
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BASIC.
FULL NAME. John Constantine
NICKNAME. officially, Conjob, mostly from his days on the punk scene. On the esoteric side of things he may be referred to “The Laughing Magician” or, more derisively “a petty dabbler”.
BIRTHDAY. May 10 (by original Hellblazer canon, he was born in 1953, but I’ve taken it upon myself to adjust his birth year to some time in the early 70s give or take)
ETHNIC GROUP. Caucasian
NATIONALITY. English (with strongly implied deep Russian roots)
LANGUAGE. English, basic grasp of most major European languages, profound fluency in dead/magical/infernal languages
SEXUAL ORIENTATION. Bisexual af
RELATIONSHIP STATUS. Verse/continuity dependent, though this blog is fairly heavily multi-ship. However, it should be noted that on the MCU continuity, John is in an exclusive, committed relationship with Matt Murdock ( @dcviltongued )
CLASS. Middle to lower class. Is very good at getting fast money (scams, gambling, dealing in magic artifacts/antiques of questionable quality and veracity) so may appear to be better off at certain times
HOME TOWN / AREA. Liverpool, England, but has been living in London since leaving the family home at 17.
CURRENT HOME. Heavily verse/continuity/thread dependent. John is a frequent traveller.
PROFESSION. Somewhat verse/continuity dependent. Really it’s just a matter of whether or not he charges for exorcisms or magic rituals. My personal endgame for John is legitimacy. Like becoming a preternatural PI (and sometimes mundane) for hire or whatever. As a general rule though, his profession is con artist. He’s never worked a honest day’s work in his life. The closest he ever got was when he was a “rock star”. He could also be considered a professional gambler, patronizing horse tracks, underground card games, legal casinos, and I imagine can hustle at pool. Scams range from blackmail to using his reputation as an occultist to take advantage of people willing to pay for spell work.
PHYSICAL.
HAIR. Short and usually rather messy. He rocks bedhead pretty aggressively. May be shaved and very short on the sides and styled into a faux to actual mohawk. He’s very blonde despite not getting very much sun as a general.
EYES. Electric blue, often almost fever bright. Deep and captivating, extremely intense straight on.
NOSE. difficult to pin down due to the range of styles in which John have been drawn. Usually broad and more or less regular, occasionally somewhat crooked from being broken, though by and large, it’s portrayed as straight. Some artists, such as Moriat and Sean Murphy have drawn it as narrow and somewhat aquiline. I guess, I tend lean toward the former despite my deep love for Murphy’s interpretation of John, simply because I feel like my choice in FC is somewhat based on Tim Bradstreet and Leonardo Manco’s artistic interpretations of John, both of which I honestly adore just as well.
FACE. Yet another loooong explanation here, I’m sorry. Artists tend to lean between giving him either a square face, classically handsome appearance (Steve Dillon, John Higgins, Ron Tiner, most of artists that have drawn him in the DC titles he’s appeared in), a broader, more every man appearance (Sean Phillips, Leonardo Manco to some degree, though later proved quite capable of drawing him stunningly handsome, and Tim Bradstreet), however still attractive but somewhat more haggard, stubbled, and/or slightly seedy in appearance, and finally a sharper, more diamond shape to his face featuring high cheekbones, a pointed chin and fine bone structure (Sean Murphy, Marcelo Frusin, and Moriat). Once more, in reference to my face claim for John, I suppose I tend to favour a more classically handsome appearance, simply because I like the idea of him having a pleasant, almost trustworthy face given that he is a con artist and considered an extremely good one (sometimes even the greatest con artist alive but idk whatever), and I feel like looking as dodgy as say, Frusin’s interpretation, I can’t imagine him being as successful as he is, you feel me? That guy looks like he’ll fuck you over for a corn chip.
LIPS. Sensuous, faintly lined from his his smoking habit
COMPLEXION. Like any good Englishman that tends to move about by night and quite a bit dressed, John’s very pale. I do think he has a faintly pronounced undertone of pink. This colour will get brighter when he gets drunk, aroused, angry, or the exceedingly rare instance that he’s embarrassed
BLEMISHES. None
SCARS. Aside from the scarification, which is better off detailed in the next section, and I ALWAYS FORGET TO MENTION THIS, he definitely has a long scar over one eye from a demon trying to cut it out with a blade. Since many magic rituals call for blood, I head canon that he also has faint scarring on his arms because he doesn’t practice human or animal sacrifice and his own blood instead.
TATTOOS. Arse tattoo of pine tree courtesy of Swamp Thing being a punk bitch, ritual tattoos faded into appearing as scarification.
HEIGHT. 5′11 (184.34 cm)
WEIGHT: prolly ranges between 150-160lbs (140 at his lightest)
BUILD. Long legs, somewhat of a broad upper torso, can be a bit soft in the middle. In general, he’s rather thin but his musculature is not usually very defined. In other words, no big, sexy pecs or cut abs. If anything he’s more sleek lines and narrow planes.
ALLERGIES. none
USUAL HAIR STYLE. Freshly fucked
USUAL CLOTHING. Dark suits, usually dark blue or black and trench coat, usually tan, has also been portrayed as black, yellow, or a mossy kinda green. In theory it could be said that these aren’t just differing interpretations from artists but that John owns coats in different colours, styles, and fabrics, but his favourite is the tan, longer style
PSYCHOLOGY.
FEAR. abandonment, amounting to nothing, not being able to protect those he cares about
ASPIRATION. survival, making some kind of mark on this world, a measure of contentment
POSITIVE TRAITS. Compassionate and determined, above all. Though not about to admit to it, he's still deeply idealistic. Strangely forgiving. He doesn’t really keep grudges. Loving, considerate, understanding, and rarely judgmental
NEGATIVE TRAITS. Those good things up above? They’re encased in a shell of harsh cynicism and apathy. Depending on his mood or particular part of his life depends on how hard a shell he is to crack. He may also experience depressive periods where he doesn’t give a shit about anyone or anything and just wants to drink.
VICE HABIT. Chain smokes, drinks, frequency dependent on what’s up in his life, though I do not believe he’s an alcoholic, sorry, because lol look, drinking a lot doesn’t mean you have a dependency. Indulges in drugs infrequently, mostly hallucinogens and weed, though I also tend to head canon that he flirted with a cocaine habit while fronting Mucous Membrane.
FAITH. It’s complicated
GHOSTS? Duh. He sees them plain as any living person
AFTERLIFE? Yeah, but uh, he doesn’t consider them eternal respites. They’re just planes of existence that he can either enter, leave, or pull people out.
REINCARNATION? Maybe?
ALIENS? I meeeeaannn....technically in DCU he’s acquainted with the concept of aliens and may or may not have fucked Hal Jordan
POLITICAL ALIGNMENT. Liberal
ECONOMIC PREFERENCE. comfortable
SOCIOPOLITICAL POSITION. working class warlock
EDUCATION LEVEL. Predominately self-educated. His frightfully intelligent and has been cited as having genius level intellect. Although I’m not sure I’d go so far as confirm that, I do thing he’s extremely clever and pragmatic. School bored him to tears and he was the type of kid the counselors and teachers say “exceedingly bright but unwilling to apply himself”. He reads voraciously, has an eidetic memory, and isn’t afraid of putting himself in new situations.
FAMILY.
FATHER. Thomas (dead, murdered by the Family Man)
MOTHER. Mary Anne (died in child birth)
SIBLINGS. Cheryl (murdered by husband, currently residing in Hell), an unnamed twin brother referred to as the Golden Child or Boy, the true heir to the Laughing Magician (stillborn, soul was later absorbed by John in trippy magic ritual, only to be expelled later in life when it was revealed that...uh...he was influencing John’s destiny to be perpetually sabotaged. Hellblazer’s a weird comic, you guys)
EXTENDED FAMILY. Gemma, his niece. They have a rather stormy relationship. Chas, his best mate. Lovers may also be included in this.
NAME MEANING. John: Jehovah has been Gracious/Shown Favour (lmao) Constantine: Constant, steadfast, generally referred to as “The Constant One”
HISTORICAL CONNECTION. Is strongly implied that John’s related, if perhaps distantly, to Constantine the Great.
FAVOURITES.
BOOKS. Prefers non-fiction
MUSIC. Rock music, most notably 70s and 80s era punk rock. Likes the Pogues. Given the stack of evidence that John skirts the edge of the Goth scene cos he likes the aesthetic on women, I have a feeling he’s adopted into his music tastes. The Cure, Smiths, and Cocteau Twins in reference to an 80s mixtape John might make. Which i question the Smiths heavily, but The Cure and Cocteau Twins seems fairly legit. I bet Kit loved the Cocteau Twins. In that same vein of thought, although I tend to think John doesn’t like electronic music, he may have adopted some industrial bands into his preferences but he’s not about to talk about ti any time soon.
DEITY. Whichever one doesn’t hate him
HOLIDAY. doesn’t care
MONTH. same
SEASON. Fall
PLACE. London or New York, in the case of sentimentality that he will never be able to get back to, the years when he was bumming around Ireland with Brenden and Kit
WEATHER. Overcast
SOUND. He’s a city boy through and through, even if he may get frustrated with society on a whole, so he’s comforted by city sounds more than silence
SCENT. A freshly poured pint, the first cigarette of the day, skin and sex sweat
TASTE. Gin
FEEL. He’s a sensualist. Body to body, breathing another person’s breath, his please, another person’s pleasure, his pleasure, all that good stuff. I also feel like he enjoys being drunk or stoned for the sake of having his thoughts dulled to a degree. He’s the sort of man who has lots of thoughts and situational observational input. John is basically perpetually mentally overstimulated and he likes the relief from that in inebriation.
ANIMAL. Fox
NUMBER. hahaha idea numerology man
COLOUR. warm and neutral tones
EXTRA.
TALENTS. So many. He’s a jack of all trades in a lot of ways. He can pick a lock, displays some artistic talent in that he can draw very intricate magic circles and sigils, if you consider that John wrote Venus of the Hardsell, he’s clearly got some ability to express himself in lyrics and words, i like to think he can play guitar, is apparently good with delicate craftsmanship (he used to help Dani build furniture for her dollhouses. This is canon by the way), suppose you could say he can sort of sing, but that’s debatable, and of course he’s very manipulative and speaks very well, is educated enough to be able to bullshit through various situations.
TURN ONS. Total ass man, loves a great ass on a man or woman, dark hair, dark eyes, strong men, he’s a switch, but loves being manhandled and dominated to a degree, by either gender, honestly, danger, open affection, being wanted, loved, and cherished. So many things, honestly. John Constantine is easy.
TURN OFFS. Hardcore kink
HOBBIES. Sleep, pub crawls, pretending he’s normal, reading
TROPES. Con man with a heart of gold, charming bastard, unrepentant rogue, urban magician, supernatural detective, living legend
AESTHETICS. smoke, chalk dust, wind and rain swept streets, London after midnight, narrow, dark alleys, haunted places, rumpled bed sheets, messy hair, dive bars, wicked smiles, deep kisses
FC INFO.
MAIN FC. Ewan McGregor // comic caps from various issues he’s appeared
ALT FC. Keanu Reeves for my filmverse
OLDER FC. Don’t have one as yet
YOUNGER FC. Ewan McGregor
VOICE CLAIM. Jason Stathem
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Survey #67
“i wanna grow up, i wanna be, a big rockin’ roll star!”
did you pay attention to anything you were being taught in health class? i always listened, yeah, but it scared me a lot because my anxiety around that time was mostly health-focused. i was afraid i was going to get everything somehow lmao.
what are your feelings regarding shopping? i like shopping for myself, but not for vitals. like grocery shopping, nah man. shopping for stuff like clothes, bueno.
do you think people have any misconceptions about you? i'm not certain about many things, but i am certain about that.
have you ever worn fishnets? no, but dey sexy.
do you go somewhere to get your eyebrows done? occasionally i'll go to get them done, and the woman who does them is actually my hairdresser.
do you believe prayer really works? boy, isn't this relevant to some things going on... the answer is, i don't know, but i'm leaning towards "only if god for whatever fucking reason deems you more worthy than someone else who's prayed for something for a fucking year but i don't want her to have that." the people whose prayers come true just seem so fucking cherry-picked.
do you have one best friend who is always there for you? apparently not. only when she agrees my issues are "valid."
describe one of your most emotional farewells. well, the one that affected me the most was certainly when jason left, but it wasn't the most emotional in that moment of all my farewells. the one i would define as most emotional was when my lizard shadow died. he was old (i had him most of my life) and wasn't moving much, but i finally realized he was dying. it was so. fucking. slow. and he was obviously in agony the last day (yes, this shit lasted days), as he kept writhing and opening his mouth to gulp in air... oh my god, i don't even like talking about it. i sobbed and sobbed and talked to him so much, and any time i sat by his cage, he always looked at me. he was such a sweet little boy.
have you ever been tied up? no. i really don't know how i'd feel about that.
how many times have you been cussed out? online, PLENTY. irl, i only remember one occasion.
does it bother you when people ask personal questions? who's asking?
do you know anyone who’s been in jail? i do.
have you ever considered acupuncture? noooo.
have you ever watched the same sex undress? she undressed in front of me, but i didn't watch her.
have you ever seen the last person you kissed cry? i've seen him tear up, but never totally cry.
have you ever seen your mom or dad drunk? my dad's a recovering alcoholic, so i saw him drunk a lot. i'm pretty sure i've seen mom drunk once, but she denies being drunk.
do you enjoy mario games? not particularly, but i mean, i'd play something like mario kart for family fun.
do you think that necessities should be free? (ex. food, toilet paper) hm. debatable.
does it bother you when dogs lick you? no, unless they're licking my face.
do you feed your pets human food? occasionally.
which is worse: being sexist or racist? oh jeez.
do you think suicide is selfish? i mean, yeah, it is, but if this makes sense, it's not a damnable kind of selfish? like you truly are thinking about yourself and not how it would affect others, but sometimes, y'know, you need to think about yourself. i'm not saying suicide is ever necessary, but i understand why it happens.
would you take a dirty picture of yourself for someone you are dating? heh, probably.
what are the most embarrassing songs in your itunes library? lmao i think i have one taylor swift song. OMG I DO IT'S "PICTURE TO BURN" KILL ME.
how picky are you when it comes to choosing who to kiss or not kiss? VERYVERYVERY. i have to be sincerely interested in you.
do you feel that having sex anywhere but a bed is more exciting? i'm sure you've heard this enough in my surveys, but never had sex, done sexual things. but i mean sure, doing things in places other than the bed was usually more fun, but i ALWAYS felt way, WAY more vulnerable and paranoid.
in your opinion, is it ever okay to get back with an ex? of course it is. people change/learn.
what's the first animal you go to see at the zoo? it would be a meerkat if my zoo still had them, buuut...
what's the strangest or rarest creature you've seen at a zoo? a white (not albino) alligator! o:
what animal is at a zoo that really, in your opinion, shouldn't be? oh, i'm sure there's many if i was more knowledgeable about this subject.
do you like zoos or aren't you bothered? i have mixed emotions.
i offer you a cigarette, you say... "no thanks."
why do you think you were put on this earth? i go back and forth between god planned me very intricately and uniquely to my parents just decided they wanted a kid.
is it ever okay to hit a child? when is this? NO. YOU DO NOT. TEACH YOUR CHILD. THROUGH FEAR.
do you think violence in video/computer games influences the nation also? oh boy, this question. no. it doesn't. pretty sure we didn't have video games since humanity began, and we've had violence since the start.
are you in any shape or form, racist? no, i'm not.
are you in any shape or form, sexist? no, i'm not.
how do you think the world will end? the world itself, or humanity? humanity will end whenever god feels like it. the earth itself, well, i guess if it explodes somehow.
what natural phenomenon do you find the most beautiful? WHAAAAAAT, I HAVE TO PICK ONE?!
would you kill someone who killed a child? how about YOUR child? i know without a doubt you killed a child, mine especially, i kill you.
what is your favorite cover of a song? "hurt" by johnny cash. bar none.
have you ever been in love with someone who was fatally ill? holy fuck, thank god no.
have you ever received or given a make-over? ... oh god... yeah... i gave jason a make-over lmfao and got him to pose for a picture after like 30 minutes of pestering him. i'd show the picture, but i have too much respect for him ha ha ha.
do you know anyone who is HIV+? not to my knowledge.
have you ever been to a desert? nope.
do you know any trans* people? not irl
what is your favorite beatles song? "hey jude." i'm honestly not a big beatles fan whatsoever.
what is the poorest you have ever been? probably now, really...
i'm sure you know of the gamer fad on youtube. who's your favorite? markiplier!
is there something written on your shirt right now? "we're all mad here"
what is your favorite song to play on guitar hero or rock band? "king nothing" by metallica!! \m/
where do you find the surveys you take? as of right now, i've been getting my surveys from a lad over at livejournal who has a good 2k surveys stockpiled up. i'll occasionally pick some up from tumblr, too. if i'm truly desperate, i'll just google search and find random webpages.
what's one weird/annoying thing your pet(s) tend to do? OMGGGGGG YAAAAAAA'LLLLLL. okay so my dog teddy has this super weird habit of, totally out of the blue, trying to climb onto me and lie directly over my face. like i have to physically hold him back to stop him, and he still fights against me to try and get on me. i haven't the slightest idea why he does it, but it's super annoying... i always have to bring him to his room so he'll stop and calm down.
what's your favorite song by your favorite artist? YOU SHOULD NOOOOT BE ASKING ME THIS QUESTION OH GOD. i have a very, very difficult time picking favorite songs. i'll go through my fave artists regardless though and try...
ozzy osbourne: probably "trapdoor."
metallica: oh god. uhhh. "king nothing," i assume.
otep: eeeeek!! i really, really love "special pets" and "apex predator" like the same!!
marilyn manson: yikes. errr. "heart-shaped glasses," maybe. WAIT. "angel with the scabbed wings," perhaps.
cradle of filth: i guess their cover of "mr. crowley."
rammstein: "donaukinder," pretty easily this time.
a day to remember: "i'm made of wax, larry, what're you made of?" fuckin' rocks!!
do you have an "original character?" well, as a forum role-player since i think 2007, i think last time i counted, i have over 200, lmao. and yes, i'm attached to them all too much to kill off half of them. fuck my life rip rip rip.
what about a persona/fursona? ye, ozzkat.
do you ever MAKE your own surveys? not an entire survey, no, but once in a blue moon i'll think of a question i think's really good and add it onto a survey.
why's it the woman who have to give birth anyway if the man is physically stronger in most cases? i mean, besides the obvious, are you asking why it was ever made this way to begin with? *shrugs* who really knows?
do you get good internet there? nnnnnope. it goes out pretty frequently.
ever had a cavity? how many? i sure have, but idk how many.
ever broken a tooth? indeed. when i passed out as i was scrambling out of the shower because i felt dizzy, i landed dead on my chin. a good number of my molars shattered. the feeling of all those broken fragments in my mouth when i woke up... ewwwww. ;D; for a while, they went untreated as they were not causing much issue. eventually though, they needed to be filled, i think because the microscopic cracks that were formed were expanding. it could've ruined those teeth.
what did you do on the playground at your school as a child? for a long, long time, i mainly swung if there were any swings open. it was the one thing i actually enjoyed doing outside. in my older elementary school years, i actually started a trend, ha ha: digging tunnels with our hands in the sand pit. idk why exactly i liked doing it, but i did. my friends and i would always be the weirdos digging the entire time we were outside. i remember once we made a pretty intricate system.
are you into comics? no, i don't read them, but i still sometimes enjoy who the subject is. ex. i like batman, but i've never read his comics once.
would you ever like to work on a farm? i would not. i don't like outdoor labor, honestly.
did you ever have computer disc games you played as a kid? sure did! we had "putt-putt," "freddy the fish," "i spy spooky mansion," "odell down under," "oregon trail," i personally had vet-oriented games, and i remember there was one about going up the amazon river, and it was the third in the series. that one was my all-time favorite. OH OH OH! and i had this wicked cool dinosaur game that taught you about various dinosaurs and looked sooo realistic!!
what do you think of people who have therapists? i think they're brave as fuck to admit they have a problem and need help??? like what else would i think???
do you have any of those adult coloring books? i do. i don't use 'em a lot, though. don't enjoy coloring like i used to.
ever ridden an elephant? no, but that'd be REALLY cool.
deserts: dreary or beautiful? beautiful!!!
ever seen a panda? i don't believe i have, even in a zoo.
what kind a camera do you have? nikon d3200
do you have stretch marks? where? don't be shy, they're tiger stripes! i'm much convinced they're not tiger stripes. all they tell you is i'm overweight, not that i'm a warrior. and honestly, the better question is where don't i have stretch marks. i gained weight way too fucking fast when jason left, so... they're kinda all over the place. they're fucking gross and i've tried so hard to get rid of them using bio oil (which was working, but we don't have the money to keep buying) and another cream that doesn't do much. ugh.
lobsters: cool or scary? both. they're honestly pretty creepy, but i do believe they're still quite cool, too.
opposoms: total vermin or cute? CUTE AS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
what tv channel dominated your childhood? ha ha animal planet!!! if nicole was picking what to watch it'd be disney channel, but me, animal planet. (: it's such a shame how much animal planet has changed, though... now it's all about people and how to survive a fucking animal attack...
ever actually seen a snake in the wild? here in the rural south, plenty of times. i have two noteworthy occasions, though. once, when i was being dropped off at home from school by a family friend, we stopped short because of something in the driveway. my sisters and i got out of the car to see a rattlesnake- a HUGE one- curled up, head raised, hissing, and rattling its tail vigorously. we called for our mom and dad, who came outside and immediately called somebody; i don't recall who, but they were not going to harm the snake. they came quickly and, with a shovel i think, moved the snake to the large tobacco field right across the road of our house. the snake was quite compliant, i was surprised.
second, also many years ago, i was taking a walk and found a pretty small snake in the middle of the road, which is just a gravel path. it didn't want to move, but it seemed perfectly alive and healthy. i couldn't identify the species, but i don't think it was venomous. regardless though, i refused to be stupid and touch it, but i still stayed by it and directly a car once around the snake because i didn't want it run over. my friend came over, however (they were whom i got around the snake), so i abandoned the serpent and went home to play. after she left, i went to check on the snake, and he'd been run over. :( i was sincerely sad.
have you ever had a PET snake? what kind? i've had two! my first ever was a ball python named mona lisa, and wow... i never knew it was POSSIBLE to love a snake so dearly. i mean, "it's just a snake," right? no, she was family. she was going to play a big part in my senior project actually, but she sadly died due to the pet store's own negligence (there was a tick on her when we adopted her, and it apparently made her ill). after mona, i adopted another snake quite a while later; it was too young to distinguish gender, so i gave it a neutral name: cato. it too was a ball python, and we had little cato for a very short period of time... it never deficated, and when it passed and its tailbase swole up, we took its corpse right to petsmart because i had a feeling they were to blame. again. apparently, we'd adopted a sick snake: something was wrong with its bowels, no doubt, and the employee assumed it had to do with bacteria. i absolutely refuse to ever adopt a reptile from petsmart or petco ever again; they just don't treat their reptiles and rodents (i've got a gooood story about rats...) like family in my frank opinion. i've located a ball python morph breeder instead, and i plan on adopting from him very, very soon. (:
ever had an encounter with a snapping turtle? they're scary! ha ha ha omg guys my older sister ashley once fished up a HUGE snapping turtle!! it was liiivid! i can't remember how my dad did it, but he got it off suuuuuper-duper carefully. wait, or maybe he just cut the line, i don't remember.
do you like oatmeal? eh, i have to be in the mood, and it needs JUST the right amount of milk or it's too liquidy. i also only eat it with milk, not water.
wherever you live, have you ever seen your national bird? i have once in the wild! :D i live in north america, so it was the bald eagle. it was SO BIG.
ever had a reptile as a pet that you had to feed crickets? did you ever pick up the crickets? i sure have: a chinese water dragon lizard named shadow. for a very long time, i couldn't touch the crickets, no. eventually though, i would pick 'em up and drop them into the cage. later in shadow's life though, it was much easier (and convenient for him) to just dump the whole bag of them into his terrarium. it was so cute how he'd get so excited every single time he saw a cricket! i miss him. :(
ever play hearthstone? i have, but only to get the "i won three games" mount in world of warcraft, lmao. it's an okay game, but i don't love it. i'm not the best with tactic games like that.
ever gone hunting? biggest thing you've ever shot? i do not go hunting, no, i can't stand the idea of killing an animal for sport. my little sister does sometimes, though. i don't think she's been in a few years, however.
coolest place you've ever been hunting? n/a.
how about fishing? biggest thing you've ever caught? heeeeeell yeah, man! been fishing since i was a little girl! :D i never keep anything i catch though: i kiss my hand, touch the fish's head with it, and gently place it back into the water from whence it came. i caught my biggest many summers ago while catfishing one night... i hooked a blue catfish in the eye. whoooops. o.o; i ended up catching it, and it was huuuuge! wish i had the picture dad took to show you guys. with its size, dad said i could certainly keep the fish to cook up for dinner, but i said no, to let him go. watching dad take the hook out though was horrid; the fish ended up losing its eye. :( so i called him "'ole one-eye," hehe. 'ole one-eye was just fine when he got back in the water, thank goodness.
i almost caught something i KNOW was even bigger once, though. same fishing spot, catfishing again. fought with it for a while, and holy SHIT i wish i'd seen how big it was. ended up breaking my line pretty quickly. i wanna go catfishing again. :(
coolest place you've ever been fishing? i've never been fishing outside north carolina, and not far from home, either, so i haven't really been anywhere necessarily "cool." there's two places i consider quite interesting, though. the catfishing spot, for one, is at a dam. i don't know what about it, it's just real cool there. the second spot, though, is much more wild. it's in the middle of shitfucknowhere and you have to brave through some pretty thick woods to get to the river. It's also connected to a dam, but you can't see it from where you fish. it's a great place to fish for striper. boy, is it pretty there, too... wish i had pictures. i love how untouched it is. i watched a mink, i think it was, dive into the water once. this fishing talk is making me so nostalgic!
which is cooler: african or asian elephant? i wouldn't say one's "cooler" than the other, but i find an african elephant to be more proportional with the size of its ears. the asian elephant's ears look too small.
craziest thing you've ever eaten? i honestly don't think i've ever eaten anything considered strange. i'm VERY picky and don't really risk much with food. i mean i guess the "weirdest" thing was i took the smallest, smallest bite out of deer jerky once.
what's in a camel's back? fat. it's not water, if that's what you wanted me to say.
do you believe in any cryptids? i think i do, yes. there's just been too, too many sightings, and i don't believe that many people are liars. i think i believe in sasquatch, chupacabra (not the "omg it drinks blood" bullshit, but the coyote/??? mixed creature), the dover demon, mothman, hellhounds/the many ghostly hounds people have seen in the world, olitiau if i spelled that correctly, i'm iffy with the jersey devil, and i'm sure i'm forgetting some i think are plausible... i am VERY interested in learning about any cryptid. i mean c'mon, a good portion of our world is entirely undocumented! who knows what's out there! "lost tapes" was my shit back in the day, until like the last season where everything looked too fake.
steve irwin: foolish for messing around with animals or brave for teaching us? steve irwin was anything but a fool. he was an inspiration for all us people who love and are fascinated by animals. he was my teacher, despite never meeting him. he put his safety aside to teach the world about creatures big and small so we could respect and honor them. god bless that man, and may he rest in peace. you were and still are my hero.
what do you think of people who put their whole life on social media? some things need to be kept quite, sure. like i'm not gonna go on facebook and proclaim, "i just had sex boiz!!" or "just took a shit, ya'll!" some things, keep a mystery. your whole life isn't everyone else's business, you know? if you post a lot, i have no issue with that, just know your boundaries.
don't you think it's a bit deceptive to wear a push-up bra? no??? is wearing certain pants to make ya dick look bigger deceptive, too??? perhaps some people are more comfortable with the cushioning. or maybe they could only find their size as push-up. or, just maybe, a woman likes to feel better about herself.
do you truly believe we came from chimps? why? no, i don't. and i have a plethora of reasons, but the underlying belief of mine is that it's just implausible and i don't believe our body can "pick" the "right" trait to pass on to increase odds of survival. to believe we all came from one organism just seems... very unlikely.
well, what do you think of extra bones and even organs in our bodies? why do we have them? if you're talking about the appendix, it actually does have a use. it's vital to survival in the fetal stage. I don't remember what it does, though... extra bones, i can't entirely tell you with certainty. my own sister had an extra bone in her hand, gross stuff... i like to think of them as god fooling around in the sims creation page *wink*
if you could choose anyone to be your mother, who would it be? i honestly don't think in any case i'd want another mom.
if you could choose anyone to be your father, who would it be? ... i honestly want to say james hetfield, but i think incest might be a problem because fuckshittits i'd fuck him and he's in his 50s kill me pls end this madness.
weirdest video game you've ever played? hmmm. i personally don't think i've ever played a "weird" game. the first "silent hill" is pretty damn whacky, but far more in a scary sense than weird. it just really throws everything you've ever thought about the world into chaos.
we're having a pig-pickin'! whatcha eating? oh god... i hate those... please no... D:
ever been on a scary hay ride? i have indeed, at the old church-oriented cheerleading and basketball place
ever been to a castle? i have n- wait! i've been in cinderella's castle in disney world! :D
what's your favorite kind of penguin? i think they're called emperor penguins. they look very majestic but silly simultaneously!
whales. should they be allowed in sea world? i don't think so, honestly. if so, they'd need a WAY bigger aquarium than i remember seeing them in...
ever seen an albino? whether it be human or animal? pretty sure i've seen albino mice, but that's it, i think.
what do you think of the song "miss jackson" by panic! at the disco? good song very good a++
what is the wallpaper on your best friends cell phone? i'm pretty sure her lock screen is she and her husband, and her home screen is a bible quote.
do you feel comfortable singing in front of others? nope, no one.
do you like using big words when you talk? if i believe this word to be more descriptive/accurate when explaining something, sure?
do you EVER use caps lock? yes, i do, for emphasis. i'm extremely passionate and talk exactly how i type, so there's gotta be emphasis!!
are you loud when you’re having sex? i wouldn't know, but i was always quiet doing sexual things because i was sooo nervous about being loud, even if no one was around.
have you ever wanted to drop out of school? definitely. i was suicidal in high school partially because of school, and i really considered it in order to potentially save myself (i ended up having to drop all but one class when the issue was brought to my principal). i did drop out of college.
when was the last time you watched south park? well over a year ago. i watched it with jason occasionally, he enjoyed it.
are you italian? i am not.
are you interested in photography at all? well, i'm hoping to be a photographer, so.
any survey takers that annoy you on tumblr? not at all. there are some whose answers i disagree with very much, but honestly, every survey taker i've seen seem pretty cool.
do you like bob marley? OH MY GOOOOOD NO I HATE HIS VOICE
can you talk to your parents about anything without them judging or bickering at you? i don't think so, honestly.
are you interested in art? very much so.
don't you think we're spending too much money on exploring the mere theory of climate change? lmao who made this, donald trump??? no. climate change is important as fuck and if we keep this shit up, could very well end or nearly decimate humanity.
everyone always wants to know your favorite animal. what's your SECOND favorite? probably rhesus macaques. very mischievous and social.
who’s your favorite disney character? probably mulan, but i have no real preference.
have you ever taken the eharmony personality quiz? YES AND I HAD ZERO MATCHES GG
do you take vitamins? if so, what kinds? not anymore, no.
how much was your prom dress? what’s the most you’d spend? i'm not sure how much either of them costs... and i really don't know how much i'd pay, but not too much, i mean, it's just prom.
would you marry someone of a different religion? depends on the religion, really. like some religions have beliefs i would never respect, such as some religions believe the woman is far lesser than the man. i wouldn't marry someone with those beliefs.
how did you learn the word “fuck”? school, i'm sure.
if you could make one of your enemies your best friend, who would it be? why would i want to be friends with my enemy, as anyone who i consider my enemy is obviously so for a reason?
what is the last movie you saw in theaters? trolls. soooo cute. (:
have you ever got into a wreck? i've been in an accident, not a wreck, i'd say.
do you think you are an argumentative person? no. to avoid confrontation, i usually just keep my opinion to myself to avoid this whole issue.
can you admit when you’re wrong? i'm quick to admit that honestly. i doubt myself.
are you easily confused? VERY VERY VERY
do you think you would make a good wife/husband? i hope...
have you ever caught a butterfly? omg i forgot this story... a few days after jason left (it may have even been the next day, i don't recall), i found a yellow-and-black, crippled butterfly. i tried so hard to nurse it back to health, but it was useless, it was going to and did die. i buried it in my back yard among crysanthemums (i probably murdered spelling that). honestly, part of me getting my semicolon butterfly tattoo relates to that butterfly.
have you ever deliberately tried to get someone drunk? no, that sounds... really wrong.
do you like being kissed on the neck? if you want your clothes ripped off, sure.
favorite song by the band the offspring? uh-oh, i'm not sure! i reeeaaally love "why don't you get a job" and "pretty fly for a white guy" about the same.
how many times each morning do you press the snooze button? i never use an alarm, so.
when you go out to eat, what sides do your order with your food? fries because i'm a fat american
what video game or computer game are you best at? am i best at? idk, really.
how do you normally come across new music? youtube's recommendations
what subject in school do you feel is the least necessary? it depends on what you want to do in your future, really. they all have purpose, just not for everyone.
do you enjoy power outages or do you get annoyed? i wouldn't say i "enjoy" them, but i'll usually get excited a bit for like a minute just because something different is going on.
are you pretty politically correct? yes and no.
have you ever behaved like a stalker? ... i think so, honestly.
do you appreciate other people’s opinions? appreciate, yes. it's part of what makes us unique.
if you could pick your own pet name, what would it be? *shrugs*
do you care what’s going on in the world? i'm one of the idiots that lives on it, duh i do.
how many partners is too many? having any more than one
do you examine the tissue after you blow your nose? yeah, ensure there's no blood or anything.
do you prefer boys to shave down there? no preference. whatever they're comfortable with.
how much does your mother know about your sex life (or lack thereof)? all she knows is i almost had sex once but didn't. i talked to her about it because i felt VERY guilty.
are any of your siblings married? what are their spouse’s names? only ashley is married, and her husband's name is nick.
have you ever had a pet bird? no, i wish.
how many times have you moved in your lifetime? i've moved twice.
if you could get one piercing and one tattoo, where would you want them? piercing, labret. one tattoo... ohhhh man... i think it'd still probably be what i'm starting next: the painting "denialism" by da's tatchit on my right upper arm. it doesn't have a personal meaning to me, honestly, i just think it's fucking awesome.
would you consider yourself to be adventurous? depends, really. what're the risks of what i'm doing?
has any part of your house ever been flooded? no, only our yard.
is there anyone that you're worried about right now? who and why? well, jason is the obvious. i always worry about him, whether or not he's happy and moreso if he's being loved enough... because i can guaranfuckingtee ashley will never love him like i do.
if you won a lot of money, would you donate any of it? to what organization would you donate it? i'm sure i would, but idk where.
describe the best friend you've ever had, or the best person you've ever known. jason, quite easily. he was both my boyfriend and best friend. he just kinda... changed one day.
have you ever adopted a stray animal? MANY cats, yes.
if you were seriously ill and couldn't find the necessary help or treatment in your home country, would you ever travel abroad to get treatment, expenses aside? who wouldn't, honestly?
what time did you wake up this morning? i'm woke 24/7, motherfucker.
ever wonder if you’re someone’s everything? i have. apparently, i wasn't.
would you ever bleach your hair platinum blonde? i actually kinda want to, but it's another hair color mom won't allow. my hair is like supremely healthy and she doesn't want me to ruin it.
what is your mom’s middle name? marie
do you know the color of your ex boyfriend/girlfriend’s eyes? yes, a very mellow dark brown.
have you had your wisdom teeth out? no, but it looks to be inevitable soon.
your appendix? nope, i still have it.
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thank u my friend!!!! bless you for giving me something to do at last (answers under the cut bc there are a lot)
about:
6. What type of underwear are you wearing?just some very basic cotton panties lmao nothing sexy. they’re pink 7.What is your favorite type of underwear?
truly just like…comfortable ones, i’m pretty boring that way. i like to wear black best, and i think the cut that looks the cutest is usually called “cheeky”?? where the butt part is like…cut higher up. this is a great description
29. Do you have a favorite person or few people to fantasize about?
no not really. i usually fantasize about just like scenarios with no specific person, or reflecting fondly on an experience i’ve already had. but that gets into a weird territory bc i’m not tryna fantasize about my ex boyfriend, but there are some hot memories that come to mind too often
32. Have you ever confessed you were aroused by someone?
yes, the people i’ve had sex with, also back in the day when i was in a weird online tumblr relationship lmao
42. What is your favorite type of underwear for the opposite sex?
boxer briefs B)
relationships:
7. What do you look for in a partner?
i’ve only had one serious partner, but in general, i’m initially just looking for a certain type of energy connection?? like just a feeling, a vibe, that draws me in. i wanna find someone who is kind and genuine, makes me feel comfortable around them, similar sense of humor/interests/tastes/yknow, easy to talk to, physical attraction
sex:
2. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
i was 19 B’) i always imagined i’d be much older, i thought i’d never find someone i wanted to have sex with aha
6. Who was your best sex partner?
my ex boyfriend, for a lot of reasons. we were rlly compatible sexually, and y’know he’s the one i lost my virginity to. also in my experience, having sex with someone i loved was a whole different experience from casual hookups. and he was just pretty good at everything i’m into
11. Have you had anal sex? How was your first experience?
no, i have not. i’m not opposed, i just think i’d only want to do it with someone i loved, if they really wanted to do it. i mean i believe it can be really good
21. Have you ever been caught or walked in on while fucking?
never walked in on, but definitely caught. my ex and i were fucking at his house while no one was home, so y’know it was a little loud, and out of nowhere we just hear his mom’s voice outside his bedroom door like “HELLOOOO” and i pretty much leapt off of him. she was laughing outside the door and we heard her say something about how she really snuck up on us. we just very awkwardly got dressed and left the house as fast as possible
22. When is the last time you had sex? Describe the experience(s).
last time i had sex was in july with a guy i was talking to for like three weeks. we’d been talking for less than a week at that point, it was a thursday night. he came to my house relatively late (it was like 10 at night i think) and i’m pretty sure he was high. it hadn’t been stated at all that we were gonna have sex that night, i think the implication was just very heavy. somehow we ended up never moving to my bedroom and fucked on the couch in the living room. so it was kind of like..physically awkward just bc my couch is rlly not meant to fit two people in such a way. then he left a bit afterwards and it was chill. not amazing bc first time with a new person is always a bit weird and the couch situation, but he went down on me for a long time before progressing into sex so i’d say his efforts were all appreciated
26. Which celebrities would you want to have sex with?
i want mads mikkelsen and hugh dancy (but like…in character as hannibal and will) to spit roast me
41. Have you ever been rejected? Have you ever rejected someone?
yes and yes. i got broken up with when my only relationship ended, so truly…the ultimate rejection. then my rebound hookup ultimately rejected me as well after making things unnecessarily complicated for a while, so that i had to be like “literally what is going on???” and get officially rejected. unfortunate. i’ve rejected quite a few guys. i’ve always been pretty certain when i’m not interested in someone, so i never wanna remotely lead guys on when i know they like me. i’m always nice about it, i think….i’m too nice i feel so bad rejecting people
71. Have you ever had a threesome? Describe the experience.
kind of??? it could or could not be defined as a threesome. schrodinger’s threesome. this past june, i kind of had a threesome with this couple i’m friends with. i’d never really met either of them before, but we all followed each other on instagram and had mutual friends and such. the boyfriend hit me up on instagram, casually at first, then was like “would you be interested in going on a date with us?” so he and i texted off and on for a while, because it was truly an opportunity that could not be passed up. then one night, they invited me to their house, and we all got wine drunk together, and made out a whole lot. we all ended up naked in bed, heavily making out, but no sex. then we all fell asleep and woke up at 7 am and i groggily made my way home and knocked tf out in my own bed. overall, it was a very surreal night, even if it may not actually count as a threesome.
90. Do you eat ass?
i never have, but i’m not opposed
114. Whats your longest sex session?
i’m rlly not sure? there are a couple long sessions i remember with my ex, but most of them had no time frame of reference. i’m gonna say the longest was probably the time we watched jaws and fucked through pretty much the entirety of it. so…a little less than 2 hours? i just checked imdb for the running time
toys:
5. How many toys do you own?
7??? i think. two vibrators and a couple of crystal dildos (which are the greatest thing i’ve ever stumbled upon)
fetishes (any of my choice oooo; i chose most of these bc i haven’t actually done a lot of heavy fetish stuff)
22. Do you like to hit or be hit? How hard?
i like to be hit……how hard depends on where. if i’m getting hit in the face (which i’m….here for), pretty lightly. like i wanna feel the impact of it, a slight sting, but not like….a full on slap or something. i’m just gonna lump spanking in with this since it is also another form of getting hit. hit me on the ass as hard as you want……23. Do you enjoy choking or being choked? How hard?
i want to be killed i love choking more than anything
77. Do you like to be spit on or spit on your partner?
i like to be spit on B’)
82. Do you enjoy giving/receiving JOIs? (Jerk Off Instructions)
i picked this question mostly just bc this sounds hot. i’ve never experienced it, but either way sounds rlly sexy?? i’d rather receive instructions i think, just bc i’m submissive and also would probably feel too awkward giving someone instructions
this or that
7. What feels better, masturbation or sex
wow i think they’re such different feelings. like i enjoy masturbation and pretty much only cum from masturbation, but most of the time masturbating feels like..something to get over with?? like the majority of the time, i just wanna cum and go to sleep, not make it a long thing. i love the entire build up to sex, and then sex itself…..so like they’re both good feelings, but obviously i’m gonna say sex is better
29. Pegging or Grinding
never done pegging, but god damn i’m here for grinding
43. Dirty Talk or Loud Moaning
i fucking love dirty talk i could die, like especially if i’m being talked to. i’m not always great at coming up with things to say, i’m better at loud moaning myself
60. Pubic Hair or None
huge fan of pubic hair
92. Slow or Fast
alternating between both B’)
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