#and in-canon 90% of the time he always just sits there like. Dude Im. Im Not An Animal-- No Im Not The First Guy Either. I Have A Nickname-?

[spider-man-2o99]

VERY mean and RUDE punk robot TEENAGER insults SPIDER-MAN and PRESUMES him to be a CAPITALIST for wearing a GAY ASS TOTE-BAG in PUBLIC. MORE news at SEVEN.

#talking tag #spider-man 2099 #spiderman 2099 #miguel o'hara #ghost rider 2099 #zero cochrane #kenshiro 'zero' cochrane #marvel #comics #comic panels #anyways yea i do unfortunately think that it;s honestly really really funny when ppl get So So Scared of mig bcuz it happens in-canon too. #and in-canon 90% of the time he always just sits there like. Dude Im. Im Not An Animal-- No Im Not The First Guy Either. I Have A Nickname-? #he doesnt Really care abt being called a quote-unquote Pretender Spidey (the guy is Dead. mig is Half Spider. get over it pete.) #but he DOES care very VERY deeply abt his independence nd personal autonomy. so it gets under his skin a Lot when ppl jab at him w/ Alchemax #(though zero hasn't done that here Out Loud.) (yet lmao) #cause there R a lot of ways in which they Actively deny those things 2 him both in- and out of costume! #really it;s fascinating 2 me but miguel is not really an Angry Person by his nature he is just so EASILY goaded into Lashing Out blindly. #something something ANGR voice get mad get mad. yaknow. #.....oh CHRIST i been ramblin in this one lmao

[tenshindon]

i love being a yamcha and tien enjoyer because every time they show up it feels exactly like christmas because they will actually show up only once a year in content

#snap chats #its dodgy liking yamcha tho cause 90% of the time he shows up its just to be clowned on #this doesnt even include exclusively canon content this is fan content too #which i get like im not sitting here going Why Dont They Show Up #like i know ezactly the reason but that dont mean i cant laugh about it LMAO #genuinely the best thing tho its like my city #and jess's of course <3 #our city now 😩 #i joked about it before but liking yamcha and tien genuinely just feels like im enjoying a separate series entirely #utterly hilarious #it feels like im enjoying an obscure series #like theyre always excluded it makes me cackle- AND AGAIN I GET WHY #as much as goku has impacted their lives they haven't done too much for goku #which sounds like a mother fucker thing to say but its true when you think of it #like krillin is goku's best friend and piccolo was a huge part of gohan's upbringing and is still a big part of the son's lives #yamcha and tien just bugger off to do their own thing #and i love that i really do its so funny #theyre really Just Dudes that hang out with gokua nd the gang sometimes #like distant relatives #distant uncles 😩 #the gay double-income no-kids uncles pulling up every holiday #you love to see it #and i love them i really do enjoy how obscure they are in a weird way #because again they just feel like this special thign to enjoy since no one carese about og db #and ergo arent really able to fully appreciate tien and yamcha's growth and just existance #anyways i think im done talking about db meta for today im gonna uhhhhh talk about db <3

[queerbycrs]

nooowestayandgetcaught replied to your post “Top 5 otps”

WHATEVER @ PROBLEMATIC I WANNA HEAR YOUR DRARRY HEADCANONS

tbqh i never had a ton of them bc i never really think up hcs on my own unless im reading fic but like ill just think up some on the spot that build on my Personal Canon for these characters

harry is obviously the most oblivious narrator of all time, he doesn’t notice Anything for the most part, so Obviously he didnt realize he wasnt straight until it was Staring Him In The Face

namely, that hes constantly CONSTANTLY talking about draco and at some point ron and hermione just sit him down like “um. harry. buddy. you need to Stop”

hes just like “wtf its not THAT constant - wait” and then has a Crisis of Confusion and then Acceptance

hes probably like 16

bc that book is just 90% him thinking about draco iirc

anyway draco goes through the same thing except earlier (like 3rd year) and with less confusion

and then promptly shuts up about it because lbr the old wizarding families are probably at least kinda homophobic

plus, uh, harry potter is probably the worst possible person he couldve chosen to have a crush on. like good job on that dude

and he goes extra super hard on being an asshole to harry as a defense mechanism (and hey, if ur crush hates you, at least they’re thinking about you. right?)

but he never goes as hard as he could or would have if he Actually hated harry imho (idk i havent reread the books in a while this could be an au)

if they have a relationship while theyre still at hogwarts (however that comes about idk im too tired to think up interesting scenarios for it) it would probably have to be a secret relationship

which is always a good trope

anyway this is pretty boring but im into it rn so thank you for coming to my ted talk

#nooowestayandgetcaught #drarry #replies #dont hit me with the discourse im tiredc #hp #hp headcanon #my headcanons #of which there are very few