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teddypickerry · 1 year

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I really love your writing<3 I was wondering if you can write a lorelai gilmore x fem!reader where rory comes home to see rose petals on the ground trailing to lorelais bedroom then walks in and sees them making out?

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— pairings! lorelai gilmore x female reader

— word count! 1.9k

— warnings! mentions of sex, mentions of fem physical apparence (long hair, wearing a dress, etc.), eating, etc.

— a/n! this took me way too long to get to but HI IM HERE. request things guys!! also, i promise i’m working on the red chronicles. it’s just slowly coming out overtime it’s not actually going to be out completely before 2023. but yeah. IM BACK. also this is unedited so don’t judge for the mistakes 😭

eumoirous: happiness due to being honest & wholesome

stars hollow was the dream town. it was a town full of popcorn smells, charming classic stores that had been there a hundred years, and people full of love. one woman in particular caught your attention the moment you moved to town. being new in such an old-timer town, full of such a tight knit group, was impossible. the judgmental looks and small town talks. you were in town for an hour and met one person, your neighbor andrew. and a rumor about you moving to start in a new life because you committed vehicular manslaughter was the new gossip.

despite the lack of welcome from the town with a population of one thousand, seven hundred, and seventy-nine. there was one person that happened to like the smile on your face as you unpacked your floral lamp from the truck. your hair pulled back in a ponytail, your moving clothes already causing a stain. two girls approached you from the sidewalk, two coffees in their hands. the taller one was the first to speak, something weird you couldn't focus on the moment you looked into her bright eyes. it was when the shorter one, with lighter hair, smiled at you. "hi, you're the new girl. the talk of the town."

"guess so," you had chuckled nervously as you wiped your hands against your jeans and held it toward for the young girl to shake. she didn't seem older than seventeen or eighteen. but she had a warm smile. "nice to meet you, i'm rory. this is my mom, lorelai. welcome to stars hollow."

"thank you. i'm y/n." you had responded chirping with a bright grin. happy that you had found some normal human beings in this small town. the two (very weakly) helped you carry in a few items. until rory had to head off to school that morning. leaving you alone with lorelai gilmore, an inn owner you had learned. the two of you couldn't hold in the laughter as she helped you unpack a few things. the unpacking leading to way too much spiked coffee and laughs on the still wrapped couch. the two of you talked for hours and you hadn't ever felt so close to someone so quickly.

you started with flowers out of your vintage van. painted sage green with your logo in a light yellow. paintings of flowers lined the outside, something you had done your own. it was incredibly beautiful and special. driving around to the local businesses to sell flowers to those who wanted them. after a day of selling several sets of roses, tulips, sunflowers, daises and any other flowers you found beautiful. it was when you stopped for dinner at the local diner, luke's. one lorelai raved about to you days ago. the moment you stepped in you noticed the two girls once again. both ushered you over and you enjoyed a dinner with the two full of way too much junk food. that the diner man scolded you for.

it had been three years since that night. since the night you and the gilmore girls had become quite personal with one another. you honestly would consider the two your family by now. lorelai being there when you had the flu for a week. and you being there for rory's first day of college, the opening of lorelai's inn, the day your dear mother died — two many breakups on all of your behalfs. the three of you were inseparable. you were an honorary gilmore.

the first rule of the gilmore girls is no secrets. at least that's what they told you when you were welcomed into their family years ago. so when you and lorelai held a deepened secret from rory, something you had hidden for months at this point. you had started dating lorelai gilmore exactly two months ago. but your feelings for one another had lasted for longer than you could ever know.

hiding the relationship from rory was a wish made by lorelai the moment the two of you first shared a kiss. you understood it and still did. rory was always her priority, something you admired. she didn't want to do this and tell rory if it would just mess up the relationship and make it messy. but after two months, you could feel the annoyance grow. "i'll tell her another time" or "she's stressed right now, i don't want to make her shave her head!" or even "it's not the right time."

you were falling in love with her — three years in the process. this wasn't some rash decision to hide and you started to feel like you had just moved to town again. lorelai was embarrassed of you, in your mind at least. but the weeks without rory as she prepped for her midterms at harvard made being annoyed at lorelai even more difficult. too much alone time and too many kisses. god, you loved her so much.

the night of your second month anniversary was something you had been planning for days. it was four-thirty when you used your spare key to get into the gilmore house. an hour before lorelai would be off work. you decorated the house in several bouquets of roses, specifically in her bedroom. starting on dinner, something simple but absolutely delicious. a dish you had learned when you were little and known your entire life. you made it often but lorelai loved it so — it seemed perfect. by the time you had changed into a dress that you knew would make your girlfriend drool, she was already walking through the door.

a black dress covering her torso matching a sparkling cardigan. she looked as beautiful as ever, a bright smile on her face as she threw her purse on the chair. her eyes locked on you. "burglars break into houses looking that hot? i didn't see that in home alone."

"happy anniversary, lor." you greeted as the girl walked forward, firmly pressing her lips to yours. it felt much needed and much desired. her hand danced through your hair, her other brushing the waist on your dress. your lips danced for a moment as you pulled away in a hum. a pout proudly held on lorelai's face. "more kiss, or die!"

you pressed your lips to hers one more time. preparing for a simple kiss before you dined together. except, the kiss led way farther than anticipated. your arms wrapping around one another as she pushed you back lightly into the wall. your hand grasped the back of her neck, pulling her deeper into you. there were moments of the kiss until you pulled apart. a look lost on your face, a familiar one as you grabbed her hand and ran upstairs and into her room. the food could wait.

it was only moments later that the front door opened. a pair of boots clicking. rory gilmore took off her shoes and her jacket, her eyes glancing around the room. she noticed her mother and her family friend's cars outside. they were here unless they decided to walk to luke's in the spring weather. the girl immediately smelled the food on the stovetop — filling her nose quickly. rory made her way into the kitchen, noticing the hot food. she took a bite of it with a goofy grin. a shuffle from upstairs catching her attention.

"mom!" rory called out through the house, the food muffling her voice. she heard no reply and made her way up towards the stairs. hoping it wasn't some stars hollow axe murderer. she was already upstairs when she and noticed the roses, tilting her head in confusion. she had seen the movies, she knew of the romantic gesture. but her mother lacked any relationship in her life. i mean maybe she had seen a little over happy the past few months but that was nothing crazy for lorelai gilmore. so rory entered with caution, hoping to a) not find a killer b) not find her mother naked. guess which was half wrong!

"what the- ah!" rory screeched as she ran back in the hallway upon her current viewing. lorelai gilmore had never jumped up so fast, throwing her dress back over her exposed bra. her girlfriend sat below her, widened eyes. she attempted to fix her messy hair as lorelai ran after her daughter. "rory!"

"mh... i'm leaving!" the girl yelled as she ran down the stairs, her mother trailing behind her. "where did you get this athletic genes, jesus!"

"i'll just leave you guys- girls to it! ha, um." rory entered the foyer before her mother stopped her. rory gilmore had never expected to see what she saw. she always saw y/n y/l/n as a family figure, as someone truly important to her. and she knew her mother felt the same way but not this way. "rory, c'mere. i- darn you. i need to talk to you."

the girl huffed as she turned to face her mother. "you missed a rose petal there," she mumbled as she pointed to the petal in the woman's hair. she formed a small smile as she wiped it out of her own hair. a hand holding her daughter's forearm. "rory, i'm sorry. i- i should have told you i know. but i didn't want to ruin your relationship with her."

"ruin relati- just. mom, what?" the girl's voice went extremely high. only dogs being able to hear her at this point. lorelai wrapped her arms around herself as she sighed, you coming up from behind the both of them. rory gave you and awkward look, it being difficult to look at you at this moment. knowing you were just about to nail her mother. "look, rory, i'm sorry. i'm so sorry. but i was scared. because i know this-" she ushered between you and her. "-is something new. and just something you're not used to. i didn't want to scare you away or frighten you in anyway. i'm still mom, and y/n's still y/n."

the girl sighed softly as she looked between the both of you. she brushed a hand through her hair turning towards you. "are you serious about her? like you're not gonna pull a brad pitt?"

"so serious, rory, i promise. you're mother means everything to me and i'm sorry you were left out of this. because even though it's our relationship, you are your mother's first concern and responsibility. you come first and you also do in my book as well. you know i love you kid. so you should have been involved, because this affects you just as much as it does us." you explained making lorelai bite her lip. she felt bad for keeping this from rory. she knew this was her fault. but she also knew, what you just said, meant everything to her.

"well okay," rory smiled softly as she leaned forward and pulled you into a hug. following then by hugging her mother who looked at you over her shoulder. a look of apology on her face as you flashed her a small smile — one forgiving. "so, um... the fancy dinner and petals? i'm assuming this is a celebration of some sort."

"two months. two very amazing months," lorelai smiled towards you as she reached for your hand and squeezed it tightly. resulting in a smile from the girl you had watched grow up. "well congratulations guys. i love you both."

#gilmore girls #lorelai gilmore x reader #lorelai gilmore #lorelai gilmore x fem reader #rory gilmore #luke danes #lauren graham #teddypickerry

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poopyballz28 · 1 year

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Some Baki characters and what they would be arrested for (pt 1)

stay tuned for pt 2 premiering in about 4 and half years

i was gonna do a couple more characters but. i didnt. 👍

Kiyosumi / drug charges

Look at this fucking guy and tell me he hasnt been found in possession of weed. Like, A LOT of it. He's always smoking that shit and showing up to the dojo completely fucked and causing more problems than he should. Sucks too because he already has a DUI. The shinshinkai "days since last incident" counter resets constantly, mostly because of him.

Kureha / tax evasion

He simply dislikes paying money to the government. He's busy like, 24/7, training and doing fucking doctor shit he doesn't have the TIME. or ENERGY. to pay his taxes (or so he says). His biggest scandal was not him horrifically experimenting on people for medical studies, his true biggest controversy was the fact he was a veteran tax evader. Amen brother.

Katsumi / reckless driving/vehicular manslaughter

I am laughing so hard writing this, oh my god. Listen, HE CANNOT DRIVE. He's 20, he's young, he is god awful at driving, it's the middle of the night, he's going too fucking fast and oh no, oh my god, holy shit, he just hit a person. He immediately calls his dad in a, in a terrible panic. Dad, I didn't see him, I SWEAR.

Hector / theft

There's a lot of crimes he's committed and I was going to put war crimes because he has definitely done that but just the idea of him stealing, like, everything from the local Victoria's Secret is too funny. Does he know her secret? I would hope so. He just walks up into the nice family owned make-up store in the middle of Tokyo and just non-chalantly takes all the pretty eye shadow pallets and lipsticks then BOOKS it.

Kosho / animal cruelty

How many times do we have to tell you, Kosho. STOP FUCKING USING FINGER TECHNIQUES ON THE POOR FARM ANIMALS, ITS IMMORAL!!! Finger techniques as in like, fighting...techniques. I realized after I wrote that sentence how weird it kinda sounded, sorry guys. No, yeah but Kosho will find any opportunity to train on a living being. No mercy. If cattle is within 20 feet of Kosho Shinogi it is riding the line of dead and alive. call that Schrödinger's cattle.

im not sure if ill finish a part two but i certainly will try. also the inspiration for katsumis was 100% that scene with him and hector where he fucking swerved and drifted away fast as fuck. like what was that for. and you could see hector's reaction too like why did you have to swerve off all aggressive. ☠️ needed to let that out sorry

haha what the hell is this question feature

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#baki the grappler #baki hanma #baki son of ogre #baki #hanma baki #baki headcanons #baki dou #anime #kiyosumi katou #katsumi orochi #kureha shinogi #kosho shinogi #hector doyle

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masonsystem · 1 month

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my brain is awesome this is the 2nd time its (probably) made up some aa lore to make me doubtful abt spoilers ive seen anyways i had a dream that in aa4 phoenix gets disbarred bc he defended some anne of green gables type of girl who committed vehicular manslaughter in the green hills of europe and hes so ashamed he stops being a lawyer. and im going to chose to believe in this

#aa lb

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str4wb3rry-m1lksh4k3s · 1 year

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im so down bad rn

God the way they literally say ANYTHING to me just has me over here kicking my feet and giggling like a girl who got her crush to go with her to prom. They plague my mind at literally every moment throughout the day and THEY WERE IN MY DREAMS THE LAST FEW NIGHTS! Goodness i just want them to talk about anything that goes on in their silly little mind, and tell me about it. god they just rant about the shit their into and it has me in a literal fucking chokehold and makes me wanna commit vehicular manslaughter against orphans in the most loving way.

Me and them have been playing on VrChat together the past few days and its been so long since i genuinely felt this way about someone. They made me laugh so hard i sounded like a dying dolphin and holy shit i havent laughed like that IN TWO YEARS. They make mr so inexplicably happy whenever i get a notification from them on discord or instagram and the fact that [Runa] makes me so eager to get up in the morning and get ready is such a lovely feeling to have again. God, we havent known eachother or been dating for that long but just the thought of being able to call them mine makes me burst with elation and want to cry positively.

The way that they were so excited when a reference to Jurassic Park was made in The Tenth Floor: Part 2 filled my heart with so much joy i felt like i was going to explode. I just sat there with the dorkiest smile staring at their avatar, unable to do anything but agree with them as they got all happy. Good god, im positive this is love. Not the fake highschool love you do to get over someone, but one where you cherish the other person so much that it burns you to their core whenever they do anything and you just have to stop and admire their cute little goofy antics.

We have matching avatars in VrChat too which literally just adds fuel to the fire which is known as my heart in this case. The fact that they even wanted to spend time like that with me makes my heart ache. Everytime they reference something i told them in the past makes my knees feel like jello and my words get stuck in my throat. Nobody has ever made me feel this passionate about them before, and goodness gracious it kills me. Im on the edge of my seat whenever they start talking, and i never ever ever want that to change. One day i swear i will drive to their fucking house, despite living in different states, with as many gifts as i can possibly muster to bring. Ill give them my heart and soul.

But when I say this, I mean it fully. I would do anything for them. I want to have those childishly cheesy dates people envy. I would take them to every beautiful place and i severely want to make them feel so special about themself. If they were feeling sad i would bend over backwards just to get them feeling better, no matter the price. Goodness, i really really really just want the best for them. They deserve the world.

Me and them mainly talk on discord and the conversations we have fill my heart with so much admiration it kills me. One day I felt like I was dying mentally, and despite it being a big anniversary for them and their friend, they still checked in on me and wanted to make sure I was fine. Whenever we play games they make me freeze with how intelligent they are, and it makes me melt inside and i love that so much. Im literally crying as i write this because they make me feel so connected to this world. Ive always been disconnected and being able to feel complete again makes me so damn happy.

They never shame me for anything I say, and only tease lightly. We fit so well together, and I truly hope they feel that too. You make me so so happy, i genuinely hope you know that. Youve brightened up my life and im so thankful for that my nerdy tall ass hot sauce packet.

I love you so much Runa <3

- A.H.

#this is love #im deadasa in love.#im crying

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ifeltfree · 8 months

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i have the work van that doesnt have a backup camera today im probably going to commit vehicular manslaughter

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arsonistblue · 1 year

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ok since i don’t have my copy of stellarlune yet i’m gonna make some predictions bc it’s either this or give in to the urge to click “show post” every time i see “contains #stellarlune spoilers” so here we go

(no spoilers since i. haven’t read it)

right off the bat i’m assuming we get some sort of tiertice (or at least just tiergan content in general). i’m making this assumption bc im like 99% sure that @gay-otlc has not read it yet but i am seeing lots of spoilered posts from him and can only assume he is going batshit over tiertice

more dex content PLEASE?????? i’m manifesting this bc i love him and with the way unlocked went there’s no way he’s just not there

sophie commits a new and exciting crime (aggravated assault? vehicular manslaughter mayhaps?)

something is going to happen with the caches obviously and it’s gonna reveal something both huge and extremely vague about elysian, stellarlune, or both

gisela is going to have her daily batshit insane dramatic monologue

also we have to get a glimmer backstory 100% ik for a fact we’re gonna get this

marella and maruca are gonna kick some major neverseen ass since they made a cover appearance and look all awesome and also they’re lesbians

fitz is either gonna work really hard to be a better guy or he’s gonna be a total dick. if he goes the total dick route i think it’s like 70/30 on whether he’s written ooc or if it’s in character and just egh (really hoping he gets some therapy though bc he’s such an awesome character and i want him to have a satisfying arc)

something is gonna happen with the humans and maybe we’ll get more amy content?? i hope so bc i love her

shit’s gonna be going down and there’s a cutscene to keefe just. desperately trying to figure out how to work a microwave

speaking of, keefe is gonna figure out some trick for keeping his commands under control

#thats all i have so far but yeah #ik i’m definitely wrong on some of them but still #kotlc #stellarlune

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shoverse · 2 years

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OKAY OKAY this is: roadtrips with the httpsquad feat. our lovely @https-celestial-blessing, @https-hades-inferno @https-ethereal-gardens, @https-its-robin and, of course, yours truly!! (@https-main-character gets a mention too)

psst forgot i write these so im just posting em cause fuck it

y'know, five deranged teenagers really shouldn't be out tearing up the streets of, well, wherever they please, but we're here again.

safety first! tzai's chilling behind the wheel, and i think he's the only one with an actual license (no, nearly dying does not equal safe, atlas)

as always, robin's probably gonna bag shotgun. and, yeah, he's got lil sibling rights.

he needs the aux to live!! i'm sure the others don't mind, right?

the other three, serenity and atlas and junji (jes gonna use ji for short) , are gonna have a pretty hard time contorting themselves into a two-person backseat area, especially if two of them are giants. it's okay, they'll make it work. maybe.

it's funny cause they put all this trust in tzai's hand, without knowing where they're gonna lead em...

that's a lie. i bet serenity somehow finds out.

even though tzai has no idea where he's going either?

brooklyn's gonna be the one bringing all the food. chips? candy? soda? she's your man. (it's definitely atlas who's eating it all, though)

my money's on robin or ji falling asleep first, though

ji's bringing noise cancelling headphones so they doesn't have to listen to our banter while he naps.

which means atlas and serenity cramming themselves into one seat.

speaking of which, atlas, at some point, is gonna call up aruna, who (hopefully) can drive so that they can live out their dreams of committing vehicular manslaughter like any other teenager!

god, i just hope they don't ruin tzai's car (although it would look pretty good with blood splashed all over it)

oh yeah, gas station stops. well, half of the team is broke, so serenity's paying. (how is he so rich?? i'm so confused?? spill ur secrets omg)

methinks we'll be stalled by atlas needing to pee though

but yeah, for the first few hours, it's gonna be fucking loud in here

and then it hits like 9 pm and then half the cars asleep

all that remains is the people with the terrible sleep schedules (i mean tzai, serenity and any random mutual who snuck into the trunk because they wanna see just how chaotic the team really is)

it's kinda calming, really, it's sweet

these bitches are the cutest mfs when they sleeping i swear

found family vibes oooo

seriously though, they really are the family i never had

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