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thereaderinsertlady · 2 years

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Hihihi so 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 melvinborg request because no i'm not bias (/j, also sorry if the event is over, it says it isn't so im going by that!) It was stated in the show that melvinborg doesn't like costumes but what if the reader dressed up as him and even made their own fake robo bits (probably out of very flimsy cardboard since that'd be funnier)?

,, also maybe some spice since that's nice but yk not forcing that ^^ /gen

I hope you have a nice day btw!! <33

D'aww, this was so cute to write!! (And uh, spicy too lmfao). Here's the link on ao3 and I hope you enjoy!!

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Melvinborg x Reader - Familar? (Smut!)

Your dear husband, Melvin... stared at you.

...You stared back at him, offering a sheepish smile. “Do you like what you see?” You asked cheekily, giving him a pose that you thought would look cute.

“Wh... What are you even wearing right now?” He asked, almost speechless.

Right now, you were dressed up as him... sorta. You tried your best to replicate the metal components on the right side of his body with cardboard, grey spray paint, and duct tape. After rifling through his closet this early morning, you were able to pick out one of the few ‘whole’ shirts he had... and a bowtie, too. Ever since the accident, he had cut his shirts straight down the middle so it wouldn’t be covering the metal side of his body. He wouldn’t mind you taking it, surely— especially since he has almost a closet full of the same outfit.

“I thought you’d recognize what I’m trying to dress up as for Halloween,” you began with a pout. “Don’t I look familiar?”

Melvin...borg— you could never get used to the nickname he called himself— opened his mouth to say something, but paused... before squinting at you. “Did you put duct tape onto your skin?”

“Nnnmmm...” You pursed your lips, glancing towards your arms before giving him a sheepish smile. “Maybe?”

Melvin released a light scoff, moving closer to you from where you stood in the living room. “Did you wear this to work?”

“Um...” You smiled more, “Would you be mad if I said that I did?”

“...No,” he said carefully, narrowing his eyes. “But you are taking this off.”

You whined. “What! But I— But I don’t wanna take it off! I wanna go trick-or-treating with you,” you said sweetly, fluttering your eyelashes while giving him puppy eyes.

“Your charms don’t work on me,” he said whilst blushing, signifying that your charms were indeed working on him.

You... then giggled, moving closer to him. “Though... if you really want me to... I suppose I could take it off.”

Melvin slowly stepped back, flushing more. He pointed a metal finger at you. “Q-Quit that, you... you sea siren! I will not fall to your ill ways!”

“Melvin,” you cooed, able to get close enough to press your hands against his chest. When he was a kid, he struggled with handling physical contact, either becoming too flustered or just not liking certain people touching him. Though, now that he was older, he... only mildly struggled, as conveyed through his bright blush. “Sweet thing... If you’d like me to take this costume off so badly, then why don’t you take it off yourself?”

“I am not taking that costume off of you!!” He hissed, shuffling back— but tripped on the rug, falling onto his ass.

You paled. “M-Melvin! I, oh goodness, I’m so sorry honey,” you said, kneeling down between his legs. “Are you okay?” You asked, settling a hand on his fleshy cheek.

Melvin let out a soft grunt, and... and stared at you with large eyes, blushing very brightly. You felt the heat of his face on your hand. “I-I. Um. I...” he couldn’t find the right words to say.

You bit your bottom lip and was about to say something, but paused when you noticed a very prominent bulge between his legs. “Oh,” is all you could say in that moment, staring.

Melvin opened and closed his mouth a few times, taking a while to try and find something to say. After a solid minute, he said— “I-I believe there’s uh, there’s something in the lab I need to check on!”

You watched as he scurried off to the lab that was in the basement of your shared abode... before lowering your bottom lip. Oh, you were not going to let him run off like that! Slowly, you began moving towards the lab, gently prying off the pieces of duct tape so you could take off the cardboard pieces on you. Taking your time, you carefully walked down the stairs and headed to the door at the end of the pristine white hall, humming a tune under your breath.

You placed the pieces of cardboard to the side and attempted to type in the code to the keypad by the lab... but furrowed your brow when it didn’t work. “Did he change the code? Hmph...” You eyed the shut door, knocking at it. “Meeeeelvin, hoooooney. Let me iiin pleeease.”

“Go away!” Was his response. You pouted more. Well, if he wanted to be like that...

Slowly, you began unbuttoning the yellow shirt you were wearing after throwing the bowtie to the side, getting undressed. You groped and touched yourself, knowing that there was a camera right by the door. “Melvin,” you moaned, staring up towards the black dot in the corner, “Are you looking at the cameras, handsome man? Hmm?”

You didn’t hear a response, so you decided to take off all your clothes, a blush of your own settling on your face.

You didn’t know if he was looking at the cameras or not, but you still decided to play with yourself, using your hands in a skillful way between your legs as you masturbated right then and there, leaning against the wall.

You made sure to be loud, and if Melvin hasn’t seen or heard you by this point, then you’d be very disappointed. Still, despite the uncertainty, you continued, groaning pleasurably.

Though, what you didn’t expect was for the door to side open in that moment, causing you to yelp. Your eyes landed on Melvin, and this time, you were at a loss for words, even though this whole ‘masturbate in front of the camera’ thing was your idea.

“I-I, um. You uh, you...” You fumbled around, struggling to find the right words to say.

However, you didn’t have to struggle for long since Melvin decided to grab your wrist and pull you into his lab in that moment, finally brave enough to have sex with you.

#quest tober #reader insert #melvinborg #melvinborg x reader #captain underpants #gender neutral reader #spicy 🌶

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katetheworm · 4 years

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I dont know what to ask!!!! Ahhhhhhh uhhhhh top 5 characters and why???

Oooooh!!!! Yes! Okay, imma go on a little rant now bc this question makes me very happy, thank you friend!!!💕

1. Aragorn

No, this is not only bc I am absolutely in love with him and want to marry him, I actually think he's an amazing character. He's so strong and capable of surviving in the wilderness and yet he's so humble and kind. He's heir to the throne of Gondor, which basically rules over all of the race of men, yet he doesn't want that power at first, he just wants to be himself. And even when he does become king, he still remains himself... I dunno, that's just really admirable to me. And he's soooo kind to practically everyone. If you're his friend, he will kill, he will die, he will do anything for you, because he loves you. And he doesn't hide the fact that he does love all of his friends... And that makes my heart feel all fuzzy, lol.

2. Tyrion Lannister

I'm on the third season of Game of Thrones and he's by far my favorite character (after Ned Stark, but he's dead now... ☹️) Anywho, I really like his character because he's so cunning, and smart, but everyone either hates him or underestimates him which makes him even more powerful. He knows what to do and what he wants, and he finds ways to do that. But he still has a soft heart. Which I think comes from the fact that most people hate him, so character development and flaws!!! And, he's actually kind of a good person. Unlike his family. *cough, joffery, cough*. And I think I'll grow to like him even more in the coming seasons.

3. Seven of Nine

Absolute goddess right here. Seven is so amazing, both in Voyager and Picard. She's strong, and smart, and beautiful, and she knows it. She gets things done and she gets them done right. It took her a while to figure out her morals (as she was a borg), but that's some more character development there and I love me some character development.

4. Link

Okay, not only is Link an amazing character to play in the games, but he's also brought me so much happiness through the games that he has to be on this list. I think he's a great rpg character bc you're not just playing as you, you're playing as him and I think that's a really cool experience unlike some other rpgs where you make the character yourself. Not to say those games are bad, I just think Link's character is really interesting. I like his many different back stories depending on the game, and I like how even in the different games, he's still basically the same, which is really cool, imo.

5. Hugh the Hand

This dude is from a book series called The Death Gate Cycle and he's definitely my favorite character, by far. Hugh is an assassin in the first book, but he still has morals. At least, he shows them throughout the story which, again, some character development, my guys. Hugh is also just a really chill dude and he just wants to do his job and live his life, but then he gets wrapped up in all these shenanigans and he's like, c'mon guys. Lmao. Anyway, Hugh is definitely a really cool character. And the books are absolutely amazing.

Thank you, friend, for sending in this ask!!! I apologise if it was late, I got off my shift an hour ago lol. I definitely have more favorite characters, and my top ones change depending on the fandom I'm in, but rn these are my top 5.

Oh! Btw, I am trying to work on the matchups, but, again, school and work combined gives me very little time to do much. But I am trying!!!

#about kate #personal #thank you again wolf!💕

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