#and hunt down the senor bun fic

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copying @parvuls @ivecarvedawoodenheart and @bi-ginny-weasley! this gets SO long i recced a lot of stuff so i’m putting the cut after the first 5!

1) first fic you’ve bookmarked (i’m taking to mean ‘of all time’ instead of ‘in 2020′)

Shitty’s Flow/Jack’s Ass OTP: The Samwell Men’s Hockey Team Tumblr by Downward Stroke (casual_distance) (m, 2.3k)

my god this is a throwback. i bookmarked this fic in august of 2016. it’s a detailed imagining of a tumblr run by SMH and it’s exactly as chaotic as it sounds

2) most recent fic you’ve bookmarked

grooves by YourPalYourBuddy ( @ivecarvedawoodenheart) (t, 2k, lardo/ransom)

this weekend was inexplicably Rando Weekend and i ADORE syd’s take on them. this fic is romantic and beautifully written and it has like.... a silver-y glow idk how to describe it. read it

3) a fic from an unusual pov

Señor Bunny by WrathoftheStag ( @wrathofthestag) (g, 2k)

señor bun POV of bitty’s life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do i really need to say anything more

4) a comfort fic

I’m sorry I said I wanted you dead by Thunderhel ( @dexondefense) (g, 9k, zimbits, background lardo/snowy)

Jack didn’t go to Samwell but plays for the Falconers. Bitty, Ransom, Holster, and Lardo go to a Falcs game, play FMK in the car, and then Jack hits Bitty in the face with a puck. Iconic. (i don’t know why i used proper capitalization for all that but i love this fic sjglhsdjfg)

5) a fic you wish could be a movie

starting to get to me by playingforkeeps ( @mainehoe) (t, 12k, nurseydex)

buzzfeed unsolved-inspired ghost/cryptid/monster hunter AU!! features ‘confess and BOOK IT’ which is one of my favorite tropes of all time

6) a fic you have reread multiple times

In Your Head They Are Dying by peppermintlegs ( @peppermintlegs) (t, 33k, zimbits, nurseydex, shardo)

zombie AU with some KICKASS graphics and a twist that makes me gasp out loud literally every time i read it even though i KNOW it’s coming

7) a fic from your to-read list

like riding a bike by unconventionalturtle ( @unconventional-turtle I’M GONNA READ IT ONCE MY BRAIN ISN’T FRIED IM SO EXCITED) (g, 2k, zimbits)

about how jack never learned to ride a bike, that’s pretty much all i know but i’m excited to read it!!!

8) a fic that is pure tooth-rotting fluff

try a little tenderness by poindextears ( @sincerelyreidburke) (t, 8k, nurseydex)

ohhhhhh my god. nurseydex long distance relationship, dex drives to nyc to see nursey, fluff ensues

9) a fic you wish would have a sequel

something you give yourself by YourPalYourBuddy ( @ivecarvedawoodenheart)

what can i say i love avatar AUs and would gladly read like 800k of plotless rambling about this universe

10) a fic with your favorite trope

Jack Zimmermann is a Masochistic Fuckwit by PorcupineGirl ( @porcupine-girl) (t, 11k, zimbits)

fake dating with an UNGODLY amount of pining. my favorite part is probably every time jack thinks about what he would do if he was smart and/or not masochistic and then does the literal opposite of that

11) a fic with a trope you don’t normally read but still loved

Pen Pals by coffeegoose ( @somethingnurseywoulddo​) (t, 20k, nurseydex)

i don’t always read pen pal fics..... but when i do..... they’re this one

12) a fic with a ship that isn’t your main ship

Seven steps to heaven (but that stairway’s just too steep) by Thunderhel ( @dexondefense) (t, 6k, lardo/snowy)

i ship MANY things so i’m picking one i don’t read a ton of, mainly because there’s not a lot out there :/ anyway i ADORE this fic so much, it’s set at the stanley cup party at jack’s apartment and everything about snowy’s shirt makes me cackle

13) a different meeting au

the road leads back to you by heyfightme (i have no idea what their @ is if they’re on tumblr) (m, 56k, zimbits)

jack didn’t go to samwell, but poots did. jack’s an A for the falcs when he accidentally meets bitty, poots’ secret long-distance bf from samwell (no infidelity dw)

14) a fic that made you laugh out loud

honeys who makin’ money by miastree ( @omgpoindexter) (t, 1.8k, nurseydex)

i don’t even know how to describe this but it’s about sin bin fines and it’s glorious

15) a fic based on a book/movie

best behavior by winchysteria ( @winchysteria who i can’t tag for some reason) (t, 56k, nurseydex)

to all the boys i’ve loved before fusion featuring nursey as lara jean, dex as peter k, and chowder as josh!

OMG TOTALLY FORGOT MY FREE SPACE

16) free space

One Hundred and Ten Percent by writingonpostcards ( @17piesinseptember) (g, 1k, zimbits)

jack saves bitty from a terrible date and they find themselves on the run from the entire soccer team, hilarious and cute!!

good god this post is long. ANYWAY.

my results: tRIPLE BINGO!!!!

#i'm so proud of myself #fic recs #omgcp #fic #also wow this took a LONG time #i had to filter my bookmarks so many different ways #and hunt down the senor bun fic