#and how to spell noose (i kept using the google speech to text thing to find out how to spell it.. ngl i was struggling!)

[crownspeaksblog]

I love the women of our flag means death!!

Mary: starting with the og! Got left by her piece of shit husband and just turned around and made a fantastic life for herself. Become a famous painter with a cool ass name, the widow bonnet! Found love. Was gonna kill stede for ruining her life (I love him, i didn't want him to die.. but also fair enough!)

Mary's eyepatch friend: wears an eyepatch. Owns a leopard. "Murder's a natural cause". (What else do you need!)

Spanish Jackie: business woman. Wooden hand. 20 husbands. Looks badass in a red suit and a gold sleeping gown!! Poison trained herself and her husbands. Abandoned 19 of husbands and joined the revenge with her 20th husband who gives great massages! "Let's go husbands"

Zheng: pirate queen. Conquered china. Can kill someone by hitting pressure points on their body. Can hold off like 10 English soldiers on her own! Also has an adorable hair style and turns into a shy, giggling teenager around the soft, sweet guy she likes! (Good for her!)

Auntie: can see what happened at a certain place, using vibes and taste only. Learned there's nothing wrong with being soft. Told her kid, she's proud of her!

Archie: She's wild! Was in a snake cult! (some people don't like that she just showed up and became a part of the crew.. I however love that! More wild women!)

Anne and Mary: insane sapphic pirates (duh!) Mary has axe on her, poisoned her wife (affectionate). Anne wore someones face to save mary. Burned down her antique shop that's probably been her life for years, just because she loves mary and wants to be happy, in love and go on adventures with her. Stabbed her wife (affectionate).

Hellkat Maggie: wears a noose around her neck. Has a beautiful name! (I want her to join the crew!)

Antoinette: she realized it's disgusting that her husband is her brother.. (we love character development!)

Olivia the seagull: avenged her husbands death by fucking with calico jack moments before he died (an absolute win in my book).

#Ofmd said yes the men are the main characters but you also get to have cool/insane/badass women! who most of them get to have love! #listen i have no idea what happened.. one minute i was on YouTube and the next I'm thinking i love the women of ofmd and then wrote this! #my hand just slipped and I've been writing this for an hour! and the only thing i looked up was how to spell Antoinettes name #and how to spell noose (i kept using the google speech to text thing to find out how to spell it.. ngl i was struggling!) #so yes love the women of ofmd!! hopefully we'll get more in season 3! #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd spoilers #mary bonnet #sapphic pirates #zheng yi sao #spanish jackie #ofmd archie #hellkat maggie #olivia the seagull #tv shows #female characters #👑