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hakuhub · 2 months

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i saw ur gallagher post and thought it was so real...... but i didn't know you played star rail!!!!! who r ur favs? :3

OMG WINKY MINKYYYY!!!!! gallagher my loml he's so mwehehhehee AND OMG MY FAVES.. i have atleast like. one from each part in the trailblaze quest thing erm erm erm let me list em down

astral express - welt loml OMG i luv him so much. i want to lose the 50/50 to him i beg OR MARCH!!!!! she's such a cutie she's the best i luv her.. i wanna take pics w her and smooch her on the lips :3

herta space station - asta loml... my pookiest pookie bear to have ever pookied. loml LOMLLLL or OR RUAN MEI. love her she's so pretty i love i wanna give her a sloppy smooch :3

jarilo VI - OH MY GOD SAMPO MY CON MAN. HE HAS ENCHANTED ME WITH HIS WITTY BANTER AND BIG TITS his shirt is this close to busting open like how close i am to busting a nut

xiangzhou luofu - JING YUAN LOML. I'M SO HAPPY I GOT HIM RAAAAA i got him like.. so close yo hard pity i got him at like. 80 pulls urgghhh it's ok tho i love his chess nerd ass so bad

penacony - hahaha i wonder who (GALLAGHER. GALLAGHERR 🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇)

#🐾．hakucore #I LOVE GALLAGHER SO MUCHHHH his character art has me squirming #OPENING A CAN WITH ONE HAND? like sir pls put ur finger in my ring pull iykwim ahhaha #i need him so bad i heard from my friend that he's abundancr I DESPERATELY NEED HIM OMG.#i need him i need him I NEED HIM RAAAAAAAAAAA #i'm on my knees looking up at gallagher begging him to come home when i pull for him #AND oh my god. i will never ever EVERRR get over his voiceline to firefly. actually scratch that he was talking abt me btw #like he called me lovely guys hahhaha (i need him i'm frothing at the mouth)

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emp-blast · 2 years

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Caustic for "send me a character" 👀

omg hiiii Mar :]

(you already know this is gonna be long lol)

First impression: okay to be honest, I kind of was neutral towards him. I just thought of him as some random old guy 💀

Impression now: now i am obsessed with him. I haven't talked about him recently, but i still luv him. He has so many problems and his superiority complex is kinda funny ngl. like yes, Alexander Maxwell Nox, we get it, you're like super smart or whatever. doesn't change the fact that you take yourself too seriously for your own good. also i think he is very attractive,,, i mean he's got dilf energy sdjsjdjsjdsd

he's tall and chunky and has a beard and has a nice voice (coughs included) like,,, UGH he has no reason 2 be that attractive.

and his voicelines oh My GOD,,,, he can literally use me for any of his silly little science experiments idc 😩

Favorite moment: hmmm, i found it SUPER funny when pathfinder caught him on his murder spree,,, he literally yeets himself outta there like:

(i tried 2 find a gif but you know what part i'm talking about)

this situation is also funny because caustic was like "give me humans 2 test my dangerous chemicals on" and his boss was like "no lol" and caustic got so butt hurt that he chose to manslaughter everyone in that facility lmao. like??? that's NOT how you deal with situations sir, but go off ig.

another favorite moment is when he told the apex organizers that he'd take care of the oil spill problem in the water on king's canyon but just,,, Lied(tm) about it. he got this whole facility and just started making gas??? he just goes off and does his own thing with regard to literally no one.

ohhhh, also that one time when he wanted to gas the entirety of solace city. like i have NO idea what was going on in that man's mind but wattson came over and knocked some sense into him (she literally just shocked him lmao). i think if he were to get shocked everytime he did something Not Good, then he'd turn out fine. give that man a shock collar/j

also, i found this comment when looking back at the secret message thingy:

-I have a plan

-My plan is to gas Solace city

-THE END

like???? JSDJSJDS that's literally it.

Idea for a story: i literally just want to see him and crypto become brothers. that is all i ask for. literally that's it. but he is just SO stubborn.

Another story idea is something to do with him and his mom. like,,, i would like to see more of what they're relationship is really like. I'm not saying that Mystik was a bad mom or anything, but I have a feeling that something happened between the two that caused some sort of falling out.

Unpopular opinion: the fact that,,, that i,, i find him handsome 0_0

(at least i don't think a lot of people like him in that way???)

Favorite relationship: hmmmm, tbh i have NO clue. i had hope for him when he was starting to become friends with wattson, but in true caustic fashion he messed that up for no good reason. and in all honesty? he 100% deserved that.

lol can i say him and crypto??? like they are SO mean to each other. again, for no good reason. bet, one day caustic is gonna learn korean just to spite crypto and to figure out all of the mean things crypto has been saying about him.

Favorite headcanon: hmmmm,,,

i like the headcanon that he is bi,,, but like he literally is just barely figuring this out

Caustic: "Hmmm, it appears that finding men attractive and admiring their features is not a common occurrence amongst other men. I shall study this phenomenon further..."

he is oblivious but also he's in denial maybe he even has some internalized homophobia idk

hmmm, he's lying when he says that he doesn't get lonely. he says he's too smart to be around anyone else but i think he uses that as an excuse. like sir, you need friends...

another hc is that he likes cooking and is actually pretty good at it! He often doesn't do it because it's a "waste of time". but also because he doesn't have anyone to cook for and he gets a bit sad when he sets the table for just himself

he also likes to look at art, specifically paintings. on very rare occasions, he allows himself a break from his lab to go to an art gallery or museum. there, he'll spend hours just analyzing the art pieces.

he's a cat person. he'll probably never keep one as a pet as he doesn't see the point in that. but he will admit that they are not as bad as most other animals.

okay one more- he often overthinks things. This isn't out of anxiety or anything like that. That's just the way he's accustomed to analyzing the world around him. He has to consider each and every variable (lol) and thoroughly evaluate anything and everything. that's just how his brain works

#asks #long post #i feel like i didn't write enough DSJDJSJDSD #i miss caustic where is he??? i gotta know what he's been up to #(probably up to no good if we're being real here)#anyways thanks for the ask Mar ^^#i appreciate it <3

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cherry-bomb-ships · 2 years

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Sorry sorry but omg I'm sitting here thinking about how much I love the fact that initially, Sniper seems like the most normal one out of the 9 mercs, but just learning a few more facts about him actually makes you realize he's kind of one of the most unhinged out of all the guys? 😳 Like of course there's the whole *cough* jarate thing, but there's also all the nonsense with his real parents, the fact that he's literally DIED but don't worry he's fine, I feel like the fact that he's 26 should also get honorable mention, and one of my favorite things is how when Ms. Pauling and Demo show up at his parents house looking for him, his first instinct is to drug them and tie them up & threaten to kill them like hun is that necessary??? YOU KNOW THEM??? (Also he will go on retreats where he just goes out to the middle of nowhere and trips absolute balls on mushrooms and eats bugs. Ok sir ._.)

Also if you just listen to his voicelines, all the shit he says to himself while he's snipin' enemies is so viscerally mean like oh my god calm DOWN, not to mention that literally no one else is going to hear it so why even say all that stuff? But honestly, all this craziness is something I like about him, cuz unlike almost every other character where they're just out there and weird in an obvious way, Sniper is silently crazy. He's just SUPER good at hiding it, but it definitely shows sometimes 👀

#god why is tf2 lore so fucking insane. i love it 🥺💖🥺💖🥺💖#but yeah i feel like sneep would just casually drop some kind of insane sounding fact abt himself and says it like its completely normal #and everyone around him is like o_o >_< o_o #well ill tell ya one thing is that i think im gonna love him no matter what 🥺💖🥺💖🥺💖#ruby rambles #💜: cherries and kiwis #long post

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heyitslanesl · 2 years

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Emil Baudelaire - Voicelines

Main Profile

Hello: "Emil Baudelaire. Yes, of Baudelaire Security. Eh.. Please, do not call me Sir Baudelaire. That's my father."

Chat 1, Boredom: "Man, this reminds me of standing around at galas. This is so boring."

Chat 2, Security: "Hm? Oh! Yeah I used to be a security agent. Best one in Fontaine actually."

Chat 3, Warmth: "Ew, I hate being warm. I don't know how Pyro users do it. Sigh."

About Emil, Curious: "Why are you so curious? Curiosity killed the cat, non?"

About Emil, Satisfy: "I suppose I could share a thing or two about Fontaine's culture. Satisfaction did bring it back." When It Rains: “I miss the air rail. I could avoid getting my boots wet..”

After The Rain: “I always get a headache when the rain goes away. But the rainbows are always pretty. You win some, you lose some.”

When It Snows: “I know this may be cliche but.. I love snow. Come on! Let’s go make a snowman.”

When Thunder Strikes: “Mm, don’t like loud noises.”

Good Morning: “Sorry, I’m not one for the morning. Hi, hello. Yes.”

Good Afternoon: “I wonder who invented coffee.. I have to thank them personally for their wonderful invention.”

Good Evening: “I think I’m going to go to the tavern. Would you like to join me? May as well do something other than whatever it is you do.”

Good Night: “Stay safe tonight, Traveler.”

About Us, Mutual Agreements: “You watch my back, I watch yours. This is our mutual agreement, correct? You’ll be judged thoroughly should you stab me.”

About Us, Protector: “There will always be frost for me to manipulate, no matter how small the particle. And yet, I wouldn’t need my Vision to protect you. Yeah, maybe I want to show off. Sue me.”

About the Vision: “Even before I had my Vision, I was a strong fighter. The trust we put in these things is fickle. The knowledge we have despite the millenniums is lacking. I will fight with or without it.”

Something To Share: “I wonder, who is it that holds more importance in Teyvat? Those connected to the Divine above or those who do not pester the Gods? Hm? Don’t mind me. Thinking out loud again.”

Interesting Things: “Sumeru's local specialty wine, frigid snake wine, has got to be one of the oddest things I’ve ever consumed..”

About Mitch, Younger Baudelaire: "My darling little sister. There is not a day that goes by where I do not miss her. Could you.. Could you get a letter to her for me, Traveler?" About Mitch, Family Business(Unlocked at lvl 5): “Mitch tells me she understands, but I would rather her anger than her acceptance. She shouldn’t have to shoulder my burdens, but.. This situation is complicated."

About Alexis, Youngest Baudelaire: “Lexi? She’s the youngest. She… She isn’t happy with me. And yet I can’t say that I blame her. I left her all alone with our parents. I miss her dearly.”

About Alexis, Regrets(Unlocked at friendship lvl 5): “I hope she knows I love her, and that I’m proud. I’d tell her myself but.. I don’t think she’d care to hear it, huh?”

About Korrie, Acquaintance: “Korrie? Yeah, I know him in passing. Apparently I’m his ex.. Friend.. Definitely not partner, acquaintance… The things he says confuses me. And Laure will not explain. I don’t get it either, Traveler..”

About Korrie, Something More(Unlocked at friendship lvl 8): “Maybe I care more about Korrie than just as a friend but.. I feel like letting him know is too much of a burden. He has enough on his plate that aren’t my pointless emotions. Sorry, was that too deep? I won’t mention it again.”

About Baudelaire Security: “The Baudelaire Family has served the Fontaine Aristocracy for as long as I remember from our personal library. But in an era of progress, we’ve no need for such nobility anymore. Tear it down. Tear all of it down.”

About Fontaine: “An advanced nation where progress is unimpeded. But without the masks, what is my home nation really?”

About the Hydro Archon: “She lives for the Court, judge, jury, executioner. So they say.”

Emil’s Hobbies: “Oh, hobbies? I rarely had any back home. But these days, I enjoy writing of my travels around Teyvat. I know the Teyvat Travel Guide exists, but perhaps I’ll publish my own someday.”

Emil’s Troubles: “My troubles are rarely my own. I’ve been told I’m good at listening. But the knowledge I hold.. The pain I’ve listened to. There are many things I cannot fix, and that, that is what troubles me.”

Favourite Food: “A classic Pain au Chocolat is the easiest way to my heart.”

Least Favourite Food: “Seafood disgusts me. Supposedly it is a delicacy. I cannot agree. Keep it away from me.”

Birthday: “I do not celebrate birthdays personally. But, if you’d like, I have the connections to throw you a party like you’ve never seen. No? Very well. Happy birthday.”

About Emil i: “I’m just a nobody from Fontaine, there isn’t much to be learned of me. Oh.. You noticed my last name.. Yeah, well. Ignore it. I’m not that person anymore.”

About Emil ii: “Reputation this, reputation that. I don’t care. I was blessed to be born into the family I was. Or at least, that’s what they say. Really, it is more of a curse.”

About Emil iii: “You overhear a lot of things in a tavern, or in the streets, or as a security agent. Being invisible is an asset when you want information. However.. I have too much information..”

About Emil iv: “The Baudelaire family do not even belong to the Aristocracy. And yet that is exactly what my family would have you believe. I left for a reason. I can’t stand what has become of the Protectors of Fontaine.”

About Emil v: “The Frozen Guardian.. That is what they called me. Even before I had my Vision. Something about my off putting demeanour or expressionless face. It would seem the Gods agree. Funny.. How that works. If only Father saw me now. Would he be disappointed? Pleased? No.. Definitely not pleased.”

Feelings About Ascension: Intro: “I’m stronger than I was before, yes.”

Feelings About Ascension: Building Up: “They mentioned a price once, in a story I read. Does it translate here? Does it count? What do I have to pay?”

Feelings About Ascension: Climax: “Either way. I’ll use these newfound powers and abilities to protect those around me. I may have abandoned my post, but I have not abandoned those of Teyvat.”

Feelings About Ascension: Conclusion: “And it is you that I have to thank for all of this. Together. We shall conquer all those that threaten this world, and once you are gone I shall shoulder the mantle alone.”

Battle Lines

Added to Party 1: “Baudelaire Security." 2: “Agent Double Zero One Twelve, what can I do?" 3: “Make it quick, I cannot be noticed." Elemental Skill 1: “Try me!" 2: “You cannot break through this." 3: “Try again? Might hit me." Elemental Burst 1: “The cold is creeping.." 2: “Your life force fuels me." 3: “I take, and you give." Idle 1: Boredom: "Man, this reminds me of standing around at galas. This is so boring." 2: Security: "Hm? Oh! Yeah I used to be a security agent. Best one in Fontaine actually." 3: “Doo doo doo..." Damage 1: “Just a scratch, means nothing." 2: “That didn't feel great." Low HP 1: “You cannot hurt me further." 2: "Hit me again, let's see how far it gets you!" 3: "Haha, guess it means something now?" Knocked Out 1: "Hah, looks like you win again Father.." 2: "Tell her.... That I'm sorry..." 3: "I never could... Escape the cold..." Ally at low hp 1: “I am to be your shield, allow me." 2: “We watch each other's backs, right? Stand down!"

#Lane's Ocs #Baudelaire Family #Emil Baudelaire

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yuezhong · 2 years

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I am skittering into your inbox with one man in mind: Zhongli

I welcome you with a plate of chao nian gao and slice of chocolate cake <3 (also ty for sending one in!! :3 )

First impression

- gorgeous man, look at him he's so pretty. OMG HE HAS A NICE VOICE TOO? SIGN ME UP FOR GENSHIN IMPACT, I'M READY TO GRIND MY WAY THROUGH THE HELLISH GACHA SYSTEM FOR HIM WOOHOO!

Impression now

- still gorgeous as ever, and so so sweet too. I swoon everytime when I listen to that one voiceline of his where he asks if traveler wants to stop for a meal at chihu rock. (SIR YES, PLS WE CAN GO ON A LUNCH DATE, I'LL PAY FOR EVERYTHING) He's so wise, kind and accommodating as well. I love him with my whole soul *sobs and holds him gently*

Favorite moment

- God I cannot decide between his first story quest, his archon quest or his second story quest HAHAHA. I'd say all of them but since the initial requirement only asks us to mention one, then I shall do that :3

it's that one scene in his archon quest where he treats traveler to a meal at third round knockout after traveler helped to pay for pretty much everything that needed to be bought with mora in the rite of parting. His sweet smile after that is so adorable >w<

Idea for a story

- A WHOLE LIST FOR HIM hh. ahh I'd probably say the enstars crossover idol brainrot au has usurped the other ideas for now though,, additionally I have another art connoisseur zhongli wip in the making :') (yes, I have...quite a number of ideas for him)

Unpopular opinion

- He sees guizhong as a big-sister-mentor-figure. Personally idt guili was meant to be romantic but people can believe what they want to believe :]

Favorite relationship

- his friendship with the adepti!! Also the familial-like connection between him and xiao is very cute as well (MIHOYO LET ZHONGLI ADOPT XIAO WHEN)

Favorite headcanon

- Oh I can definitely see Zhongli an expert in calligraphy. During his downtime, he'd spread a piece of xuan paper (or traditional rice paper) across his desk while smoothing out the wrinkles. Zhongli then reaches for a brush and dips it into an inkpot filled with black ink. Carefully, he transfers his thoughts onto the paper in neat, precise strokes.

ask game!

#fellow florist (almond!) ❧《🌿》#almond my beloved #gege✨#archon of angst✨#chats in the flower shop ❧《🏡》

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