#and he can always find klaus in the mansion thanks to their spooky link

[mieczyhale]

the hargreeves mansion is the winchester mystery house if the winchester mystery house was created by space aliens

#it doesn’t have to line up and expecting it to be realistic is truly bizarre #given the literally everything about the man who designed it #can you imagine the hargreeves kids growing up in a normal mansion?? unthinkable #nothing lines up but you'll get where you're going eventually. #things and places are there and then not there #there are a few places around the mansion where time doesn't operate normally #congrats your bedroom is now up a floor for no reason! have fun with that. #the ghosts have a hard time navigating it which is the only reason klaus gets any peace at all before and besides drugs. but some find him. #it appears fairly normally set up when you first walk through the front doors but beyond that?? good luck my dude #the kids have never found it weird or difficult to navigate bc they grew up there but they save the world and now patch can't #find an actual bathroom and dave has had to duck twice already to avoid hitting his head on a ceiling that /shouldn't be like that/ #oh and - bc i forgot to add it earlier - after ben's death he's the only ghost that doesn't struggle with the house layout #because he grew up there #and he can always find klaus in the mansion thanks to their spooky link #ben teaches the good ghosts how too get around easier. zoya popova is the first one he gives a tour too. she's a really big fan of #the hallways that aren't there and the doors that do nothing #maison speaks #some nonsense for your sunday evening. #mytuaposts