#and full of absolute baffoonery like this

[z0mbiefrank]

you guys i just got back from the drag show and oh my GOD!! the host queen asked the dj for "elevator music" so she could welcome each queen on stage for final applause. but the dj wasn't responding, so i say "i can sing the mii music??!!" as a JOKE. AND SHE SAYS OKAY!!! AND GOES BACKSTAGE TO GET ME A MICROPHONE

SO I END UP SINGING THE MII MUSIC IN FRONT OF THE STAGE WITH THE ENTIRE VENUE WATCHING, EVERYONE IS LOSING IT, INCLUDING THE HOST WHILST ALL THE OTHER QUEENS COME BACK OUT, ONE BY ONE, LIKE....???? WHO IS THIS DYKE PERFORMING THE MII MUSIC??

#it was so funny oh my GOD #WHAT WAS I DOING LMAO #i got some cheesy chips on the way home so im more sober now #but my sister got part of it on video and my GOD #i am singing for my LIFE #the THEATRICS!! THE PERFORMANCE I PUT ON WITH THAT MII MUSIC!!!! #i got to shout out the lesbians in the room before i started singing and all the lesbians in the crowd screamed back it was so fun #also at the end they did one quick final appaud #and i got NAMED LAST!!! #SO THE VENUE CHEERED ME AND I GOT TO TAKE A BOW TOO #this is such a 'and then everybody clapped' story lmao #anyways great night #please support your local drag shows they are so fun #and full of absolute baffoonery like this #z0mbie thoughts

[panncakes]

blih ep 6 thoughts;

i think i could watch a full episode of them sitting on the swing refuses to acknowledge they both enjoyed sleeping together and then handing each other their preferred drinks and fondly smile

i love how yu zhen only freaks out when shi lei looks at him but before that he’s just amazed and awed; i also love how he just full yeets shi lei off the bed

the mom is my absolutely favourite; she’s so fun and sweet

teasing your not-bf with your mom-in-law over breakfast; it’s the small things 🥰

im glad at least one of the couples is communicating and moving things a long tbh; it’s 100% only because gang has all the braincells in this show; also what’s the deal with the other two at this point? they could honestly keep dating and i doubt yu zhen would notice because he’s only paying attention to shi lei anyway lmao

shi lei going ‘me hating yu zhen??? don’t know her’ because he liked snuggling with him so much? incredible. dumbest idiot. oh wait never mind yu zhen getting jealous over shi lei and the lady from the cafe literally just talking and then being petty about it afterwards? even dumber idiot. someone help them

the sharing a drink as a form of intimacy trope is so popular in these bls i can’t believe it took them so long to pull it out tbh

those fucking rules he’s so dumb you’re not even following them yourself you idiot why are you still pretending 😭

he gathered his nerve and straight up asked ‘do you want to sleep on the bed’ and shi lei thought he was using it as a diversion rip these two are never going to be able to communicate their feelings because they are both so dumb 😭

the unrestrained care and tenderness that comes out of shi lei when he’s not thinking but just going with what feels right; what a pure boy with a pure heart filled with love for yu zhen im upset

also?? is that an oh moment i see?? 👀 the start of a realisation for sure (finally)

‘then it’s over between us’????? hello?????!!!!

yu zhens face!!!!

i think shi leis brain is just actively hindering him now lmao; emotionally, instinctively, physically he seems to fully comprehend that they are basically dating already but his brain just can’t catch up. the baffoonery of it all

reverse oh moment where shi lei talks himself out of realising anything lmao it hurts

why are they so stupid!! someone help them!!

#be loved in house #be loved in house: i do #just a full clown episode filled with baffoonery #at this rate they’ll be married before they realize they are dating