#and bill should feel bad

[losuliart]

Blasphemy 🔪

Stressed and busy these days so here’s a sketch of @tswwwit Cult AU Dipper! I just wanted to draw Bill as a plushie tbh

#gravity falls #dipper pines #bill cipher #bill cipher as a plushie #I keep thinking about the time Bill suggest to other Dipper he should work out so he can go from twink to twunk #that made me laugh so hard and now I’m thinking about how skinny I drew dipper in this one #I always feel bad for tagging tswwwit in less ‘completed’ art works but I want people to read Cult AU so go read it people

[the-meme-monarch]

would you guys be mad if i made my commissions more expensive.

#words from the monarch #people have been telling me i should for a while now but id feel bad not having much of a Reason to #but well maybe a vet bill is enough of a reason

[a-lil-strawberry]

Please pray that a complicated billing situation will be sorted out and covered by my insurance. It's for an ambulance ride I had in June for a panic attack. Some of you might remember me panicking about it a few months ago when I got the statement.

#it's a giant bill and my mom's insurance which is my primary only covered a tiny portion of it #and the ambulance service tried only once to contact my secondary insurance and they never even got it #so they never covered anything #but they were never contacted #so then i made them contact each other when it was made apparent that otherwise i would owe $2020. #yes two thousand and twenty dollars #and then i was waiting for them to deal with it #and today i just received another statement still showing that they never contacted that insurance and that i owe them the money by the 30th #so i panicked a little bit #then called the insurance and they said they had just recieved the claim on the first #so then i called the ambulance service and told them so and asked if the due date of the 30th was still in place #and she said no it's on hold and the insurance lady said most likely some of it would be covered #so hopefully it will go down drastically #and man this whole situation is like.... why did i have to do all the contacting back and forth #i thought that was y'all's job #but whatever #so now i am waiting again :) #fully aware that i may still owe a large chunk of that #but it's okay bc i am starting a new job and all will be well :))))))) #right??????? #all will be well?????? #and it was a dang panic attack that started all this #so i feel somewhat like this is all my fault #if i had never taken that thc gummy and greened out so bad and worked myself up none of this would be happening :) #but that's not healthy for me to think #it's in the past and i truly thought i needed to go in so in that moment i was doing what i thought i needed to do to take care of myself #i should be proud of myself for that #i just wish healthcare was different in this country

[cheeseknives]

I got last months electricity bill and it was like 800€ something, whhhaat the fuck

#this is going to be me just complaining lmao feel free to ignore #I practically live alone when moms not here ???? #but also like #if you have whole ass family #let's say partner and three kids or something #and you want them to have same kind of upbringing as you so you get a house with a lawn n all that in rural area #how the fuck are you supposed to do that ??? #I'm not even against the idea of raising kids myself but in this economy..? #hurr durr future bad #but also men who want housekeeper of a wife but also complain about gold diggers like dawg #you have to have stay at home money to have stay at home wife lol #even if both of you work you cant expect your wifey to do all the work at home #the municipality is going to look at our bill and the amount of residents in our house and think we are growing weed or something... #but yeah this is why you dont remove fireplace from old ass house old heaters are expensive to keep on #like idk if I should just turn them off in rooms we dont use ? #bc on the otherhand what if something like mold starts growing there since its still winter #ughh #turning this house into igloo I dont want to think about funny numbers on the screen #remember to unplug things if you arent using them #I probably should check that no one is living in our attic or something #I have desire to bother someone about this

[tswwwit]

Had a very funny thought in my head of bill successfully getting a cult started at some point between reincarnations just bc he’s bored. By coincidence dipper gets reincarnated into a kid who grows up in said cult and bein all culty n stuff. When it’s finally time for bill to pick up his human he’s low key annoyed that dippin dorks all culty. Problem is immediately fixed when dipper remembers everything and goes back to normal.

The experience becomes a very funny story at dinner parties where dipper cringes and bill thinks it was a wacky time. I imagine the cult gets broken up by dipper bc i want to give them a happy ending too.

Oh boy, poor, poor Bill. It's one thing for Dipper to pretend to be subservient - that's all fun and games, not real. But a version of Dipper where he's actually, sincerely, bowing and kneeling before Bill? That gets a full on 😬 Sure, he likes weird! This is certainly that!

But it's like. The flipped version of Dipper watching Bill cheerfully working at a soup kitchen, or tenderly nursing a baby bunny back to health or something. Not what he should be doing. Bad. Just so wrong. Man, he's gonna be glad when his feisty little guy gets his brains back

Also contains: One confused Dipper, whose 'god' is actually really... annoying?? And for some weird reason, it seems to make said 'god' happy when he finally gets fed up enough to be bitchy about it.

#answers #Bill's equal parts amused and annoyed - it'd be hilarious if it wasn't happening to *him* #As it stands he's just gotta wait for things to sort themselves out #Bill's gonna keep his hands to himself at the outset this time #Something about the idea of trying to seduce Dipper when he's like this makes his organs feel squirmy in a bad way #It's kind of cute having a 'servant' that he just kidnapped. The cult was pretty cool! #He's much *less* thrilled to see the impact it's had on his defiant stubborn husband. The brains are there but they're full of delusions #Again something he would typically like but he's always loved that Dipper liked the *real* Bill. That's not what he's seeing now #Where's that insight?? The fond exasperation?? Where's him calling Bill an asshole and smacking him then kissing him anyway??? #Watching Dipper shrink back and shut his mouth makes Bill disappointed every time. What a pain. #It's frankly a huge relief when Dipper starts getting snappy and petty again; Bill's gonna be *extra* annoying just to encourage it #He knew nothing would keep Pine Tree down for long 😌 #Dipper here going 'I should theoretically be worshipping this guy but he's an ASSHOLE and furthermore a huge goddamn dork.' #Torn between wanting to smother Bill with a pillow and kneel in a different way #Frantically googling whether it's weird to wanna murder your own deity and or seduce him. Can you do both.

[xannerz]

roblox death noise

#vigo's pancreatitis is better now btw #he's bounced back really well and i cannot overstate my relief #but the entire ordeal and vet bill broke me #*i* haven't bounced back from it #like i've already been shouldering a lot and that made me snap lmfao #so i've just been like moseying along day to day waiting for the evening so i can go back to sleep #talking takes too much energy. so does just. yk. emoting like an average ass person lmao #i feel like terrible company. idk #cant draw cant write cant exercise can barely walk my dog #and i hate it b/c it feels like i'm fishing for excuses #ive had therapists tell me i'm very self-aware and i dont mean that in a 'i got a good grade in therapy' type of way LMAO #but in the 'if i know then i know then why am i here spinning my wheels and boohooing' type of way #like despite my own bad habits i wanna consider myself a person who has at least some hope and ambition #but i've just been super like done. lmaoo #but lately i just cant. i cannot envision a future for myself. not w/ the way things are. #these are things that *should* be independent of me but aren't. so i get roped into taking care of things. #over and over and over and over again. for over 10 years LMFAO #anyway i'm just vaguely whining no advice is being requested ty : ) #xangoeswah

[brutalmasks]

where do you carry your pain?

your heart.

you have loved and been hurt. your heart is tired, but cannot grow calloused...

tagged by: @divingdownthehole

tagging: @volegne, @warled, @question-marked, @cxpperhead, and anyone else who might like to take this quiz!

#SOMETHING FEELS AMISS: musings. #rp memes. #I AM HERE BECAUSE I AM BUNNY MASK: character study. #hmm. HMMMM WHOEVER MADE THIS UQUIZ... #i will be sending you my therapy bill in the mail!! / j NAH I'm kidding but this is honestly emotionally damaging. #bunny mask really does love humanity with all of her heart BUT i have a feeling that if she ever- #allowed herself to truly rest then she would fall into another hibernation like state? for like... possibly a decade or something?? #because her heart really is tired NGL and i feel as if this is because there is so many bad people out there- #even though there is also a LOT of good people which honestly means that her work is... well VERY cut out for her- #if i'm being honest (': anddd uh i can guarantee y'all that she has put her trust in someone before- #that betrayed her and that just made her heart feel like it was going to break into a million little pieces tbh. #thus basically what i'm trying to say here is that bunny mask REALLY needs a day to herself or something soon bc she- #just might not be able to continue with thing's the way they are now because it is awfully hard- #to love something that can be capable of being super cruel... but bunny mask is still! going to try!! to do it!!! #bunny mask always tries to take the high road after all. though y'all should like totally encourage her to take a rest... if you want to- #that is JSJSJ

[beaversatemygrandma]

ASJKDFSHGL

I PASSED THE BANK'S PRE-HIRE TEST WITH FLYING COLORS

#taks speaks #it was a knowledge test for like counterfeit bills and counting money #which i thought counting money was general knowledge tbh #counterfeit stuff is hazy recently BUT i still got above average score which is LOVELY #i am EXCITE #i want real job. So Bad. To be a normal person. with real job and money #and not at a godforsaken retail and restaurant place #i just want money to support me and my cats dammit #i feel like i should tell them next time i get contacted that i promise my money counting is better in person #i am the person my dad threw his rent money at to organize it into the proper amounts #with cash money it v fast and accurate #with images of cash with the number of bills below it requires me counting off the bills on my fingers #which may be slightly off bc i missed one question #but ONLY ONE and i probably wasn't far off either #but FUCK this is promising #i want this job and i want it bad #give it TO ME

[cipherkisser]

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#putting this in tags because im slightly embarrassed by it but.. because of childhood trauma i just. involuntarily age regress sometimes #and now is close to one of those times… mhhhggg #i should really make an agere blog but im. embarrassed #like how do i explain ‘bad traumatic memories are popping up so i feel like a very little kid and i wish bill were real so he could #be my caregiver’ #im jusr a little baby #delete later

[merrysithmas]

i literally cant believe yoko sent john to a conversion therapist

#I CANT ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS #i feel so bad for this guy #he was a horrible asshole #but i really do feel bad #he was soooo manipulated #i cant believe yoko has control of the lennon estate god what a shitty injustice tbh #and another jackass therapist said that he should bill #lennon twice 'one for each personality' #wtf kind if therapist says this #dude suffered from bpd imo and it was undiagnoses and he suffered his whole #life #then yoko SENDS HIM TO A CONVERSION THERAPIST who emphasizes 'homosexuals are wracked w pain' therefore theres smth wrong w them #BRO #im so mad #AHHHHH #wtf #yeah no shit the community suffers bc ppl are assholes #poor bi john (or whatever he really was yoko cant be trusted to report his identity and he prob wouldve refined his definition had he lived #into the modern age) #im just so mad for dead gay ppl ok #i rlly am

[supercantaloupe]

a word of unsolicited advice....don't do two masters programs and two jobs all at the same time, bad idea

#at least not if you don't live with family or a partner that helps support you a lot with domestic affairs #this shit would be so much more manageable if i still lived at home. or even in a dorm on campus #and didn't have to worry about bills and groceries and cooking and cleaning everything all by myself every day... #i'm not really failing at anything at the moment. but i do really feel like i'm struggling to keep up with it all #and that i should be doing a better job. or at least that things should be easier. that i shouldn't feel so lost #or have to ask so many questions still #or feel so bad when there's food in the cupboard but i'm so exhausted and poorly planned my energy and time etc #that i end up ordering delivery once or twice a week just to keep myself fee after rehearsals. idk man #this would be so much easier if my dad still did the laundry and my mom always made me dinner... #i miss not being in charge of everything myself. it's a whole lot. it's more than i bargained for #but the only people i'm really comfortable enough with asking for that level of help and care from live two states away.....sigh #well. gotta write a paper tomorrow. and go to work at 6pm. and try to dig further in on assigned hw readings. wish me luck ig #i wanna talk about me

[skeletons-in-ur-closet]

its just not fair that my mom has to be completely dependent on me 100% when im barely 20 years old

#vent in the tags if u dont wanan read #its not FAIRRRR dude #for context my mom has literally never had a job. ever in her life. she met my dad shortly after hs and she was completely dependent on him #now hes gone and she has literally nothing to her name (my dad didnt have a lot put away) so now shes dependent on me n my brother #but its just not fair bc she had literally 30 years to get her life together and she just??? chose not to??? #now suddenly im responsible for all her bad decisions while she gets to coast her way through life like she ALWAYS HAS??? #she wasnt even a good mother to me yet i gotta bend over backwards to accommodate to her feelings??? #we've gotten into so many arguments about this and shes always like 'ur making me feel guilty :(' YOU SHOULD BE!!!! #it just baffles me that she HAD so so so many opportunities to get her shit together and she just never ever took them #how is she not embarrassed #and shes constantly calling me lazy...mf i am a full time college student and work 30+ hours a week to pay YOUR BILLS #i dont even know what to do bc we have an actively bad relationship but i dont wanna throw her out

[captainchokchok]

I always hate going to get a haircut and the wait and shit, but once I'm in the chair getting it cut? Absolutely the most relaxing experience for some reason

#i need to find a new place though #ive been going to fuckin sports clips for the past year lmao #its literally only because i went with my dad the first time i moved here and i was too afraid to look for another place #anyways its expensive and the hair was in part is the only reason i dont wanna find somewhere else #but overall it just feels so weird being there because i like #have zero interest in sports and it just feels too straight #also I feel bad because i used cash today since i got cash for xmas #and normally i dont pay with cash #and so i only had enough bills to give a small ass tip when i should have given just ubder #under* double what i gave her 🥲 #i think ill just try to see if googling something like “barbershop with hair wash near me” works

[curiosityjams]

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#don't know if it's like #that time of the month making these feelings more intense and i say this a LOT but damn i rly do feel my time on sm coming to an end #like i feel like being on here long term is holding me back in a way #but at the same time the reason i've been so afraid to take that leap is because idk what a world where i'm fully away from it (by that #i mean like no tumblr no ig no reddit no NOTHING just being completely alone w/ my thoughts and feelings and learning how to enjoy that) #and like ok isolating myself is Very Bad for my mental health i fully get that and its why ive been like afraid to leave completely #but then again why bother staying in a place w/ a history where the bad often outweighs the good for me #esp when i've chosen solace in some ppl who uh were #not the best ppl to look for that solace when you're Going Thru It #idek it's left me thinking abt the past too much when i SHOULD be in the present #anyway i'll stop w/ the rambles i just want to be offline in the way idk bill hader is offline gshdifhgtuioweiruty #be quiet drea #tbd bc im just venting in tags lmao

[victory-cookies]

god I’ve become a retail therapy girly

#I’ve had a shit few days and my solution to that has been to order things online #I just ordered some nail polish (in my defence it was on sale and came with a free additional bottle) #and like. really I work so that I can afford to do shit like this (I still live at home so my bills are mostly car and school related) #and I like getting things that bring me joy! shopping is fun! #but I also feel guilty buying shit for myself #especially this close to Christmas (even though I know nobody is buying this nail polish for me so if I’m gonna get it I have to buy it) #idk. Part of me knows that even if I like. Waited until my next pay check so I didn’t feel as silly about it #I still would have wanted those polishes and would have bought them anyway #bc I’ve already been considering them #so better to get them cheaper and get a bonus item #but still. even though I am in my era of fiscal irresponsibility I am self aware enough to feel bad about it #I should start going to therapy again instead of just buying shit #that would be better #and cheaper #however. that requires me to talk about my feelings! and buying nail polish means that I get happiness and cool looking nails!

[tswwwit]

Has Bill ever accidentally hurt Dipper while play-wrestling? More than the jokey kind, less than the hospital kind?

There have been multiple mishaps! It's all fun and games until someone mortal gets bopped in the eye, or catches an elbow in the gut. Suddenly the game switches from 'fun' to a wheezing, pissy mortal holding his stomach. Who's snapping at you in the not-flirty way.

Learning to navigate that particular mood switch was a bit of a learning curve for Bill. Luckily the mishaps have gotten rarer over time!

#Bill Cipher: Bad At Comfort #The first time it happened they had a minor spat #'Just get over it' #'YOU should have been more careful asshole' #'what are you mad at ME for?! You're the fragile meatsack' #Had to go and be in other rooms for an hour or two #Feeling Bad is another hurdle Bill's trying to learn how to put a leg over #Bill figured out a trick since then #Next time there was a mishap he left the room so Dipper could sulk #Came back and slapped a bandaid on it #'Bill I'm not bleeding or anything' #'You know that and I know that- but your puny subconcious is a bigger idiot than you are' #Dipper just stared #Bill smugly: 'Ha! Look who's not pissy anymore' #Dipper took a second to think about it bud damn it Bill was Right #Oddly comforted despite how absolutely dumb it was #Dipper was now more annoyed at himself for it working on him #Human: Hacked #Bill you are a Genius #I also invite you to imagine an accidental mishap in the bedroom while changing positions or something #A knee ended up in an unfortunate place #Dipper wasn't mad about that one because it was clearly an accident #And also because Bill had this look of horrified disappointment that was kind of hilarious #Like he'd spent all afternoon making an elaborate cake and just before he could have any the damn thing fell to the ground with a splat #No sexy times occurred but they did make out a little later #In other news it's looking like Bill vs Bill is going to be over 10k words at this point #Writing is hard