#and I’m still hungover

[shibaraki]

I like ‘bad’ fanfiction I like crackfic and silly AUs I like fic that diverges so far from canon that it’s practically unrecognisable and fic that is blatantly self indulgent I like fanfics with no plot and cliches and predictable twists and repeated tropes! not every fanwork has to be a bestselling novel every single fic has a place and a purpose and sometimes I want to come home and read something that doesn’t require me to think! sue me

#thank you to every writer ily and I see the effort you put into your fics I just hope you know you’re allowed to play around and be silly #we have such range. masterlist be looking like fic one: emotional turmoil ✨ fic two: piss kink ✨ fic three: blorbo works at sainsburys #I enjoy each and every one 👍 #sorry I’m preaching again ig lol I just saw some shitty comments on twit #‘omg this is so bad it’s so far fetched’ so what! it’s fun!! boring bastard aren’t u #bro I read fic for fandoms I’m not even in. for tv shows I’ve never even watched. as far as I’m concerned it’s CANON 🕺🏻 #hell ​some of the best plots I’ve read have been ‘poorly written’ fics #not everything has to be good sometimes being bad is why it’s charming smh #and bad is subjective anyway #sorry I just love fanfic #and I’m still hungover #priv

[swordmaid]

yves is soooo cute….. she will be experiencing catastrophic amount of horrors and despair later <3

#i gave her a facial scar I think it’s fitting esp with the kressa stuff…! #in my head she looks more messy… like lipstick smudged all over her mouth + chin … red tear stains and tattoos smeared on her cheeks #also her hair is def more choppy. like it was up to her knees before now it’s brushing her shoulders but it looks like someone hacked it #off with a knife and there’s some pieces that are still long but currently it is choppy and unkempt #and the white roots is growing too..! the black is just a dye #I really want to draw post crash yves bc she’s waking around wearing rags and in barefoot #while looking like she got a really bad hungover 😭 I’m wondering why they teamed up with her #I also like the idea that it’s in the second night that she looks at her reflection again #and she realised she had forgotten what she looked like. and now looking at her reflection she looks like a mess and there’s clearly #history there but she doesn’t know if she should uncover it or not. (like why does she have tears tattooed on her face???) #and she tries to clean herself up and make herself look more presentable but she still looks really rough lol #she gets more cleaner gradually… but post crash yves… it’s so bad for her #shut up about bg3. #bg3

[deklo]

cant tell if i have a migraine or if i am nauseous from hunger and have a separate headache and also my body feels weird lmao

#part of me kinda feels like i’m getting sick #but i’m probably just still hungover maybe?? but it’s 7pm?? #either way feel like shit don’t wanna cook dinner but i HAVE TO #i think i m gonna make it easy on me and make my spaghetti squash #which is weird because the last time i got a migraine was after i had spaghetti squash hmmm interesting #it was the next day but still

[thisperfectmonsoon]

good morning say it back ☀️♥️

#I forgot to take off all my makeup last night #woke up looking like somewhat okay though #that’s that on primer setting powder and setting spray #but fuck my skin is gonna be SO mad at me #the plight of being a woman #also surprisingly not hungover #but still up far too early #so I’m gonna be a pouty princess I reckon #personal

[thehoax]

older me is going to hate highschool me so much for not branching out (dating-wise)

#WHO is still hungover over the guy they caught feelings for in sixth grade #it’s like i’m murmuring this shit cause it’s so embarrassing #but i’m really not a dating person and moreover; everyone pales in comparison #amber rambles

[adaine-party-wizard]

god yall i love christmas so much i love festive i love presents i love decorating i love christmas music i don’t get sick of it i love snow i love it ALL but i swear to GOD it has been SEVERAL years that i haven’t gone a christmas eve without crying or being otherwise fucking depressed as shit. at least i’m not so drunk and sad im praying to the catholic god but holy shit why can i not just have fun

#i had like two drinks this year? so not even like oh i got wine drunk and became sad! #tomorrow will be the first christmas in awhile that i’m not hungover! but im still on the verge of tears!! #the devil lillith on my shoulder

[baura-bear]

hey pookie bear sending in another javid drabble because i love you very much and also i know you enjoyed the last one sooo<3 ngl i keep forgetting people see my asks that i send in so others will read it too but that's ok. it is Dedicated to Maura anyway

"I love you so much," David murmurs into Jack's neck as they sit on the roof of David's apartment building, like they do most nights before having dinner with David's family.

Jack bites his lower lip a little and grins, hugging David tighter and resting his head on top of David's.

"You're great, Jack," David adds, nibbling on Jack's neck and causing him to let a breathy laugh out, his hands tightening on David's shoulders and pinching them a little.

"Why do you say that so often?" Jack wonders, burying his face in David's soft, curly hair, sniffing it. It always smells nice. "I mean, not that I mind or somethin', just... I dunno."

"Exactly. I say it because you don't know," David hums, raising his head to look Jack in the eyes, his own, blue ones softer than ever, and the way the moonlight reflects in them makes Jack's breath hitch a little. How is David always so gorgeous?

"I don' get it," Jack whispers, resting his forehead against David's, his hand reaching up to David's neck and giving it a little caress, one that causes David's lips to twist into a beautiful smile. He's so ticklish, and Jack loves it so much.

"You don't realize how important you are. To everyone else, and to me, especially. I love you, and I just want to keep saying it until you get it," David explains quietly, bumping his nose against Jack's.

Jack watches David idiotically for a solid minute before letting out a shy laugh again. "But... I know that. That... You love me," he says the last part almost inaudibly, the words almost dying in his throat. It feels too bold, like he isn't allowed to admit that he knows that David does love him, because then it'll go away magically. Thankfully, that doesn't happen.

"Sure, but I know you get anxious about it sometimes still," David observes with a sly little smile, but it isn't cheeky, it's just warm.

"I don' get anxious!"

"Yeah, you do. You never say it, but I notice. Like when we don't get to see each other all day and then when we do you get so clingy and kiss me a lot, like you're scared I forgot about you or something," he says off the top of his head, watching as Jack grows flustered. "Or when you wait for me at my school's gates and you watch me so intently when I say goodbye to my classmates. And then, when we're alone, you grab my hand really tight, and I know it's because you want to make sure I didn't meet anyone else," he carries on, and Jack scoffs, ready to defend himself. It baffles him how David can sometimes read him like an open book.

"It's--"

"Jack." David forces Jack to look at him by placing a hand on Jack's cheek, and Jack blushes even more, his eyes looking like the ones of a sad, pathetic, wet kitten. Like he feels guilty for doubting David's love. "It's okay, Jack," he assures in a hush. "It's okay to feel jealous and anxious about it, I... I get like that all the time, too, I especially did when I first started selling papers. But that's okay, since I remind myself that you... You know," he whispers, getting a bit shy.

Jack smiles in awe, and his heart is thumping so hard in his chest. He closes the small gap between them in a kiss, a brief but nonetheless loving one. "I love you, Davey," he finally says after they part, a sweet, boyish smile on his lips, his fingers twisting into David's hair. "Sorry if I don't say it enough."

David shakes his head quickly. "No, that wasn't my point, it's not a matter of-- This isn't about me anyway! Don't change the topic," he scolds, but he can't help but smile when he sees Jack doing that too.

"You're tellin' me I shouldn't say it?" Jack teases, raising his eyebrows in faux surprise, but his grin grows wider as David rolls his eyes.

"You're impossible."

"And you love that," Jack notices, letting himself be bold about it this time, and he loves the way David smiles about it, almost with pride.

"Damn right," he murmurs, and then goes in for another kiss. "I reckon we have a bit of time before Mama calls for dinner," he says in between smooches, a mischievous glint in his eyes, and then there's no need for any more words.

tee hee :3c

Dave there are no words /pos

I woke up righteously hung over and I cannot describe the joy that ran through me upon seeing this in my ask box. As always this is phenomenal and my heart has melted into a little pile of mush they’re just so 🤌🤲🤲 since I’m not able to give them forehead kisses I rest easy knowing that they can give each other forehead kisses

Also ticklish Davey ticklish Davey hehehe

I love them I love them I love them thank you so much for sharing I loved this so much 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

#asks #Javid #can’t tell if I’m hungover or still a little drunk but here we are

[dancingisdangerouss]

I got an ask earlier and it's stuck in my head now.

Albert stealing your panties and jerking off with them. Maybe making you even watch sometimes. 🙃

@wayward-persephone

Oooh yes, I like it. He totally strikes me as a panty thief and sniffer. He would probably be sneaky about it first and do it behind your back, hold onto your undergarments and use them to jack himself off, unable to get enough of your scent.

Then he would maybe do it in front of you—take your clothing and make eye contact with you while he inhales the smell of you, making you extremely uncomfortable and blushy and “what the hell are you doing” as he unbuckles himself and gets himself off into your panties, saying he doesn’t know how much longer he can keep from imagining it’s you before he loses his control and takes you.

#I’m hungover so the horniness is still pretty peak #😅 #asks #penny for your thots #the black phone #the grabber #black phone #grabber #the grabber x reader

[leviiackrman]

I keep forgetting it’s my birthday tomorrow…🫠

#personal* #jess talks #I legit celebrated it on the weekend so I keep thinking it’s already been and gone #but nope #it’s tomorrow #and I’m at work😩 #I stg if a child goes mental I will go wiggy #and yes I’m still hungover from Saturday #also random but #I had a dream about Sammy boi and I’m… I miss him sm😭 #best dream for a long time #specifically teen sam #that’s always a sign it’s almost my bday lmao #he knows when to show up #anyway oops

[controlmyfeet]

i’m so fucking hungover and i have class in 2 hours

#slavic vodka really hits different #woke up still drunk 😝 #i usually wake up earlier when i’m hungover and this is the first time i���m grateful for it #my head is pounding tho #had way too many drunk cigs also

[releaseholiday]

"#I have a lot of thoughts on how unhealthy their relationship with their job is" please share

#well hl both have said themselves that tour isn’t real life #so they’re trapping themselves in this limbo trying to squeeze everything out while they still can bc it’s obvious they think if they stop #it’s all gonna end #i think they’re doing the same thing aka burrying themselves in work but for different reasons #louis is doing this bc tour is the only thing that’s going well in his career #obviously he’s had some obstacles that were out of his control and maybe there’s something that still is but he literally gave up #on expanding his audience #he got way too comfortable with his fanbase bc he realized he can do whatever and they’ll still stay so why even bother #it looks like he doesn’t even care about the music side of it anymore #like he’s fully admitting he only wrote ftft to go on tour with it #so he can stand on stage holding the mic stand for an hour and a half and take shots with fans at the barricade and remove songs from #the playlist bc he’s too hungover to sing them #and Harry’s burrying himslef in tour bc money lol #and he’s not even making any effort like his stadium shows look exactly like his arena shows #same songs same outfits same speeches same interactions #meanwhile his shows cost unfairly big amount of money #where is all that money going huh definitely not on production #I’m not expecting him to have back up dancers and fireworks bc that’s not his style but like at least do something different lol #for people in the nosebleeds he’s nothing but a singing ant #if you want to be at a stadium level you have to make it a show for everyone to enjoy and not just the front row #especially for that amount of money #anyway this turned into a rant on a different topic aldkhsd #basically I just think they’re drowning themselves in work they’re so obsessed with money and staying relevant instead of like letting #themselves heal and rest and work on other parts of their lives #when I look at them now everything is very shallow and superficial #sorry if this is harsh but 🤷‍♀️

[dreamertrilogys]

shockingly enough when there’s like 500 people in your house (only 8 right now but they’re already driving me crazy. will be 50+ soon tho) and also you only got 4 hours to sleep last night and have eaten only greasy samosas and energy drink. Well i feel terrible is all

#it’s like if i was hungover without having had any alcohol #worst case scenario if i’m still insane i just do a vanilla extract spiked smoothie. yippee #.txt

[a-nice-egg-offering]

Why can I never sleep when I have to be up early

#it’s annoying bc I’m usually horrifically hungover and go into uni with about 4 hours sleep bc the club socials are always on Wednesday but #I didn’t go this week and then I’m still awake at nearly 3am anyway -_-

[softblesses]

does anyone else cough a bunch after they eat / after they drink cold drinks bc same

I feel like this could be a good sickfic / thing for a sickly OC

I also cough in the mornings when eating breakfast quite a lot Idek

#asthma life I guess #but also acid reflux related??? idek #sickfic life #I’m still sleepy and hungover but I made a rlly good dinner heh

[wurm-food]

good morning babes 💕

#help I’m still kinda dying from last night #the club was fun! (until it wasn’t but that just meant it was time to go) #I danced around and met some cuties and felt perfect #and now I’m. tried and a little hungover and I need to wash my face again lol #at least today is my last day of work until next week yaaaay #wurm.txt