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hey uh @hermitcrimes so i know it's only the first episode of hermitcraft s10 but we already have a SEVERE ethics code violation on our hands, perpetrated by none other than DocM77
(i'm putting this under a cut because tumblr autoplays videos and well. if you are even mildly distressed by Extremely Questionable Ethics relating to non-player creatures in video games then this will definitely upset you)
clip source: Hermitcraft Season 10 Episode 1 by docm77, uploaded on Feb. 3rd 2024, timestamp 2:33:00
what, and i cannot possibly overstate this enough, THE FUCK.
as a mcyt fan i am PAINFULLY aware of the blorbo bleebus ass names of the fuckin ccs in this fandom. i know. you can tell me about it. i know. no i dont fucking know why he decided his username would be mumbo jumbo either ok i WRITE FIC ABOUT THESE GUYS DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO WRITE SERIOUS SCENES WHEN THE GUY YOURE DESCRIBING IS NICKNAMED "xB" OR "fWhip"
sometimes writing is "i am going to beat the shit out of my favorite character and then put them into a food processor" sometimes writing is "i am going to stuff them into a blanket cocoon with their friends and their cat and a cup of something warm" sometimes writing is both in quick succession and sometimes writing is "HEEHEE LOOK AT THESE TWO IDIOTS LOOK THEYRE IN A SITUATION DOING THINGS! :D"
shoutout to the romance repulsed aros on ao3 who are writing dozens of genfics for the characters they are obsessed about. you are the backbone of EVERY FANDOM EVER and deserve so much more credit
i hope mojang realizes how big of a mistake they've made adding autocrafters. Oh yeah it's no biggie it's a great update ofc however mumbo jumbo has gotten his hands on them and i think that hes genuinely going to become so unhinged that he'll singlehandedly start an entire industrial monopoly/evil-ish capitalist empire when hermitcraft s10 starts like hes only had them for two weeks and i can already hear him starting to lose it from across the Atlantic