god can you fucking imagine how wild minecraft must be in 17776. tens of thousands of new blocks and items. hundreds of biomes and mobs. someone will be grinding out mining away the entire world. a redstone machine in somebodys world has gained sentience like the satellites have. a full netherite beacon is considered early-game content. mooblooms still arent in the game. imagine
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the finale of empires s2 / hermitcraft s9 is actually gem and bdubs pulling the sun into the earth for a brand new completely original event called “sun big”. this is true gem told me personally
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watching minecraft live back rn because i missed it but like. holy shit is that a renewable source of diamonds i see???? trial spawner infinite diamonds no glitches not clickbait???????
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steve minecraft: im so excited to meet your family piglin boyfriend :]
Piglin04268961: awesome make sure to leave your shoes here by the door so we dont track mud into the house
steve minecraft: heehee okay :] *golden boots removed*
<Piglin04268961> has become enraged!
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<Piglin04268958> has become enraged!
<PiglinBaby1283911> has picked up {Golden Boots} !
<Piglin04268960> has become enraged!
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i think if i were a twitch streamer i would have to do like monthly purges of the community by just asking who the worst gravity falls character is and banning everyone who says mabel
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i love balatro so much bc youll fail 70 times in a row on a normal run and then the second you start dipping your toes into the challenges you get some bullshit like this
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okay minecraft mob vote is happening again so i once again feel the need to pitch my proposal for a new mob vote system:
every mob vote, 3 new mobs are introduced and given some explanations of what they'll bring to the game, like usual. these 3 are added to a larger pool of potential new mobs that includes all of the losers of previous mob votes (glare, moobloom, blaze guardian, etc).
voters rank their top 3 picks of the entire pool of mobs, and the mob gets points depending on their placement (favorite gets 5 points, second favorite gets 3 points, third favorite gets 1 point, for example).
tally up the votes, 3 mobs with the most points at the end are added into the game. the 3 mobs with the LEAST points are brought back to the drawing board for some revisions based on community feedback before getting added back for the next mob vote. rinse and repeat
i feel like this system would make this whole thing a lot less cutthroat between the community, and get rid of a lot of the frustration and disappointment that comes with your favorite mob potentially never getting added to the game. downside is that it would take longer for them to implement the winners, since it's 3 mobs getting added instead of 1, but the minecraft community needs a lesson in patience anyway
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....................so sozo may or may not have killed my husband and sent me on a bloodthirsty rampage-
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sick of time loop stories with the one dude stuck in it who needs to convince everyone else hes in a time loop. give me a time loop story where the whole town is in a time loop but none of them think anybody else would believe them
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i love the aquatos in psychonauts because every single one of them thinks they are the only bisexual person in their family
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ok so i watched the amazing digital circus pilot the other day and i loved it but like. C&A definitely stands for Cain(e) and Abel right. and the last shot was definitely supposed to be The Last Supper painting right. im not going crazy here am i
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i wish that you could brew a shitton of a potion in minecraft so you can pick it up with a bucket and place it down like a water source and make a big ol pool out of it i think that would be so fun
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