#alternatively roger may have been in a lovely closed poly relationship with rouge rayleigh and also shakky maybe?

[crocodilenjoyer]

the biggest suspension of disbelief in one piece is that ace is somehow an only child when roger was trucking and fucking well into his 50s unless roger, like, was almost exclusively into getting pegged and aces birth (the only time he’s ever topped rouge) was an honest to god miracle

one piece au where the world government tries hunting down all of roger’s illegitimate kids à la Dipshit Joffrey Gameofthrones by looking for every dark-haired kid with no bio dad, a strong bone structure, zero self-preservation instincts and a problem with authority. the whole story is from ace’s pov though and it’s just him realizing with mounting horror and every successive headline just how much roger Fucked

#this absolutely gives him something else to hold against roger #do you think roger like. knew jgsngkdng #alternatively roger may have been in a lovely closed poly relationship with rouge rayleigh and also shakky maybe? #he was absolutely getting pegged though. rouge was recovering from getting sick the day ace was conceived and she was too tired to top #roger #riko.txt #asks #shoutout to ace though for keeping his heritage a secret and also hating it #my paternal grandfather Got Around on the islands #and ​my dad’s had STRANGERS approach him like oh you’re [grandfather]’s son? i was almost your mother! :D #LIKE THAT’S A NORMAL THING TO SAY? would happen in the one piece world For Sure. #ace dodged a bullet. for real. shoutout to my papa rahi rest in pussy maybe. or not