#also zee’s parents r there too. like damn alex how come u get four parental figures now

[anachronistic-falsehood]

i am writing a furnace fic where Gary lives. yeah he was a terrible little man who threatened everything and everyone in sight but that’s what makes him endearing. he would throw hands with a wall if it looked at him wrong. if he was around when Alex turned into a huge fucking beast Gary would be like “ohhh so i’m. not the strongest and/or toughest one here anymore. well that sucks.” and then he would still throw himself into every fight possible and nearly get himself killed every time. Alex would have to hold him back by the scruff of his shirt like a kitten. Alexander Gordon Smith you missed out on some potential comedy gold with this guy come on

#escape from furnace #eff this #also that one throwaway line about gary getting beat by his dad made me go 🥺 #like as bad as he is he’s still a KID!! like FUCK!!!!! he deserved better #i want to give him a good ending. maybe some friends. perhaps some decent parental figures idk #hc: simon’s parents lowkey adopt alex (and gary if he survived) after execution #they’re devastated after simon’s death but they all heal together DO YOU SEE MY VISION #also zee’s parents r there too. like damn alex how come u get four parental figures now