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#also wondering if i should announce the results to the centipede poll now
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one nice thing abt late trains home i that i get to walk with the sunset the whole way
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HAPPPPPPY SATURDAY, CENTIPEDES!Welcome to your Presidentially dank Afternoon Recap thread! This is your girl u/IvaginaryFriend back at it again with a weeks worth of spice for you lovely Deplorables! (◠‿◠✿)Let's get on with the show!Sunday, December 17th:TODAY'S ACTION:Readout of President Donald J. Trump’s Call with President Vladimir Putin🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:As a candidate, I promised we would pass a massive TAX CUT for the everyday working American families who are the backbone and the heartbeat of our country. Now, we are just days away...Wonderful weekend at Camp David. A very special place. A lot of very important work done. Heading back to the @WhiteHouse now.More than a century after conquering flight, the #WrightBrothers continue to motivate & inspire Americans, who never tire of exploration & innovation. This GREAT AMERICAN SPIRIT can be found in the design of every new supersonic jet and next generation: http://45.wh.gov/WrightBrothersSIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:Get Back to Work, Swedes! The Migrants Aren't Going to Pay For Themselves!Oh boo hoo, owners of $750k+ mansions in California are going to need to pay more in taxes. I thought the democrats wanted to #TaxTheRich?Four government critics found dead in Sweden. Everyone of them has had a heart attack. Everyone of them is less than 35. One of them was a journalist who was found dead the day before he was to release an in depth report about a journalist and his connection with ANTIFA and the Bilderberg group.Merry Christmas Deep State (Banned By Youtube last time!)🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:When you copy homework from your friend and change only a couple words...."He posts on T_D, guys!"I can hear the reeeeeeeeOffended a few coworkers tonightMonday, December 18th:TODAY'S ACTION:President Donald J. Trump Announces a National Security Strategy to Advance America’s InterestsA New National Security Strategy for a New EraRemarks by the Vice President Introducing the President for Remarks on the Administration’s National Security StrategyRemarks by President Trump on the Administration’s National Security StrategyText of a Letter from the President to the Congress of the United StatesPresident Donald J. Trump Announces Intent to Appoint Caren Harp to the Department of Justice🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:Remember, Republicans are 5-0 in Congressional Races this year. The media refuses to mention this. I said Gillespie and Moore would lose (for very different reasons), and they did. I also predicted “I” would win. Republicans will do well in 2018, very well! @foxandfriendsIvanka Trump will be interviewed on @foxandfriends.The train accident that just occurred in DuPont, WA shows more than ever why our soon to be submitted infrastructure plan must be approved quickly. Seven trillion dollars spent in the Middle East while our roads, bridges, tunnels, railways (and more) crumble! Not for long!My thoughts and prayers are with everyone involved in the train accident in DuPont, Washington. Thank you to all of our wonderful First Responders who are on the scene. We are currently monitoring here at the White House.Our deepest sympathies and most heartfelt prayers are with the victims of the train derailment in Washington State. We are closely monitoring the situation and coordinating with local authorities...Over the past 11 months, I have travelled tens of thousands of miles, to visit 13 countries. I have met with more than 100 world leaders and everywhere I traveled, it was my highest privilege and greatest honor to represent the AMERICAN PEOPLE!When the American People speak, ALL OF US should listen. Just over one year ago, you spoke loud and clear. On November 8, 2016, you voted to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!As the world watches, we are days away from passing HISTORIC TAX CUTS for American families and businesses. It will be the BIGGEST TAX CUT and TAX REFORM in the HISTORY of our country!So True Ivanka!Thank You Maria B!70 Record Closes for the Dow so far this year! We have NEVER had 70 Dow Records in a one year period. Wow!With the strategy that I announced today, we are declaring that AMERICA is in the game and AMERICA is DETERMINED to WIN!Together, our task is to strengthen our families, to build up our communities, to serve our citizens, and to celebrate AMERICAN GREATNESS as a shining example to the world....SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:COLLUSION FOUND: Obama Admin Colluded With Iran and HezbollahLinda Sarsour Accused Of Enabling Sexual Assault Against Woman Who Worked For HerCOLLINS IS A YES. WE HAVE THE VOTES TO PASS MAJOR TAX CUTS. NOT TIRED OF WINNING! Take a look at how much you'll saveAS WE PREDICTED!!!! - Franken urged to reverse his resignation The demands from Democrats that he step down were 'the most hypocritical thing I’ve ever seen done to a human being,' Sen. Joe Manchin (D-W.Va.) says.The Trump Curse strikes again! ESPN CEO John Skipper resigns due to substance abuse!ESPN President*🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:Russia Hacked SW8This should be common sense. Should.Liberalism is a mental disorderEvil Chick-Fil-A with its Christian "baggage" steps up to feed the people stranded at the Atlanta airport. On Sunday. When they're officially closed.Tuesday, December 19th:TODAY'S ACTION:Press Briefing on the Attribution of the WannaCry Malware Attack to North KoreaReadout of President Donald J. Trump’s Call with of President Shavkat Mirziyoyev of UzbekistanReadout of President Donald J. Trump’s Call with Prime Minister Theresa May of the United KingdomFour Nominations Sent to the Senate TodayPresident Donald J. Trump’s First Year of Foreign Policy Accomplishments🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:DOW RISES 5000 POINTS ON THE YEAR FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER - MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!Stocks and the economy have a long way to go after the Tax Cut Bill is totally understood and appreciated in scope and size. Immediate expensing will have a big impact. Biggest Tax Cuts and Reform EVER passed. Enjoy, and create many beautiful JOBS!A story in the @washingtonpost that I was close to “rescinding” the nomination of Justice Gorsuch prior to confirmation is FAKE NEWS. I never even wavered and am very proud of him and the job he is doing as a Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court. The unnamed sources don’t exist!Congratulations to Paul Ryan, Kevin McCarthy, Kevin Brady, Steve Scalise, Cathy McMorris Rodgers and all great House Republicans who voted in favor of cutting your taxes!The United States Senate just passed the biggest in history Tax Cut and Reform Bill. Terrible Individual Mandate (ObamaCare)Repealed. Goes to the House tomorrow morning for final vote. If approved, there will be a News Conference at The White House at approximately 1:00 P.M.SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:Let this sink in, Mueller confiscated every single Trump transition email without a subpoena. Hillary Bleach Bit her 30,000 emails, from an illegal server, that were under subpoena and it was dismissed as "careless."Harvard poll found only 1 in 3 Americans approve of the tax bill but when asked their opinion on specific parts of it they overwhelmingly approve of nearly all of it (pg. 53/54)FACEBOOK SUSPENDS USER FOR CALLING FOR “SENSIBLE MIGRATION POLICIES”: 7 day ban for user as social media censorship scales new heights!#1 It seems like some People here NEED to be reminded: THE MEDIA IS OUR ENEMY! ALWAYS BUILD YOUR OWN OPINION! TRUST NO-ONE!Actor Who Was Arrested for Assaulting Trump Supporter, Now Investigated for Violent Sexual AssaultPRESS BRIEFINGS, INTERVIEWS, RALLIES:Press Beating🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:Twitter Censorship at its finestA year later and this monster isn’t banned and is still verifiedWowWhat America First Means. Updated. Made child the world.Totally Different Scenarios!Wednesday, December 20th:TODAY'S ACTION:Statement from President Donald J. Trump Regarding Final Passage of Tax LegislationRemarks by President Donald Trump, Vice President Mike Pence, and Members of the CabinetCabinet Meeting Marks Tremendous Year of ProgressThe Tax Cuts Act Follows through on President Donald J. Trump’s Promise of Middle Class Tax CutsPresident Donald J. Trump Signs S. 1266 into LawReadout of President Donald J. Trump’s Call with King Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud of Saudi ArabiaPresidential Executive Order on a Federal Strategy to Ensure Secure and Reliable Supplies of Critical MineralsPresident Donald J. Trump Announces Ninth Wave of Judicial Nominees and Tenth Wave of United States Attorney NomineesRemarks by President Donald Trump, Vice President Mike Pence, and Members of Congress at Bill Passage EventPresident Trump Commutes Sentence of Sholom RubashkinEight Nominations Sent to the Senate TodayPresident Donald J. Trump Announces Intent to Appoint Personnel to Key Administration Posts🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:The Tax Cuts are so large and so meaningful, and yet the Fake News is working overtime to follow the lead of their friends, the defeated Dems, and only demean. This is truly a case where the results will speak for themselves, starting very soon. Jobs, Jobs, Jobs!I would like to congratulate @SenateMajLdr on having done a fantastic job both strategically & politically on the passing in the Senate of the MASSIVE TAX CUT & Reform Bill. I could have not asked for a better or more talented partner. Our team will go onto many more VICTORIES!Together, we are MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!We are delivering HISTORIC TAX RELIEF for the American people!WE ARE MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:President Trump Delivers Remarks at a Bill Passage EventIT’S HAPPENING!!! #Boeing announces $300M employee-related and charitable investment as a result of #TaxReform legislation to support our heroes, our homes and our future.Let's have a moment of silence for the 200,000 U.S. AT&T employees killed by the $1,000 bonus given to because of tax reformFifth Third Bancorp will pay more than 13,500 employees a bonus and raise the minimum wage for its workforce to $15 after the passage of the GOP tax plan that will cut the bank's corporate tax rate.Wells Fargo raises hourly minimum wage to $15, also to donate $400 million in 2018!COMCAST joins the party - Announces $1,000 bonus for employees and invest $50 billion in U.S. marketAl Franken confirms he will leave the Senate in January 2, 2018DEMS BTFO. Judge throws out Dem win by 1 vote in Va., rules that race was a pure tie. Re-vote expected. No fucking around; we have to go out and vote in this one.Tuesday’s seven-hour interrogation of Deputy FBI Director Andrew McCabe contained numerous conflicts with the testimony of previous witnesses, prompting the Republican majority staff of the House Intelligence Committee to decide to issue fresh subpoenas next week on DOJ and FBI personnel.Rosie O'Donnell just attempted to bribe two senators. Could face up to 15 years in prison!🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:🎶 On the eighth day of Christmas The Donald gave to me, 8 anchors lyin', 7 years remainin', 6 dems a gropin', 5 pepe memes, 3 fat koi, 2 icecream scoops, and no pardon for Hillary🎶Tax Cut Pepe!TFW ShareBlue won't give out $1,000 bonuses and still have to work overtime during Christmas and New Years day/pol/: It’s been a few hours since Trump’s Tax bill passed Congress and companies are already announcing $1,000 bonuses and pay increases for all employees as a result. Any Leftists at these companies who opposed this bill should turn down all extra money as a matter of principle.Thursday, December 21st:TODAY'S ACTION:President Donald J. Trump Approves Disaster Declaration for the Pueblo of AcomaPresident Donald J. Trump Approves Alaska Disaster DeclarationUnder President Donald J. Trump, Americans Are Getting Back To WorkExecutive Order Blocking the Property of Persons Involved in Serious Human Rights Abuse or CorruptionText of a Letter from the President to the Congress of the United StatesStatement by the Press Secretary on Saudi Arabia and YemenRemarks to the Troops by Vice President Pence in AfghanistanBackground Press Briefing on Year-End AccomplishmentsFour Nominations Sent to the Senate Today🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:The Massive Tax Cuts, which the Fake News Media is desperate to write badly about so as to please their Democrat bosses, will soon be kicking in and will speak for themselves. Companies are already making big payments to workers. Dems want to raise taxes, hate these big Cuts!Was @foxandfriends just named the most influential show in news? You deserve it - three great people! The many Fake News Hate Shows should study your formula for success!Home Sales hit BEST numbers in 10 years! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAINHouse Democrats want a SHUTDOWN for the holidays in order to distract from the very popular, just passed, Tax Cuts. House Republicans, don’t let this happen. Pass the C.R. TODAY and keep our Government OPEN!THANK YOU to everyone who joined me at the @WhiteHouse yesterday. Together, we are MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! https://instagram.com/p/Bc-U59UAVws/SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:Oh, Rosie. Offering $2 million each to Susan Collins and Jeff Flake to change their votes on tax reform could result in criminal charges.Susan Rice - Could this be the high ranking Obama official Rand Paul was hinting at for investigation?“The US will move it’s embassy to Jerusalem, and no vote here at the UN will change that” Give it up to this firey MAGA woman for putting these people in their placePresident Trump Delivers a Statement Upon Departure: Heading to Walter Reed to spread some Christmas cheer to those who deserve it most! I LOVE THIS POTUS!🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:The US at the UN todayHappy Tax Cuts Day!A genius move by the UNKiss 2018 goodbye shitlibs. This man has saved America"If that f'ng bastard wins,we all hang from nooses." It's starting. . .Friday, December 22nd:TODAY'S ACTION:President Donald J. Trump Signs H.R. 1370 and H.R. 1 into LawRemarks by President Trump at Signing of H.R. 1, Tax Cuts and Jobs Bill Act, and H.R. 1370Executive Order on Adjustments of Certain Rates of PayPresident Donald J. Trump: Year One of Making America Great AgainPresidential Proclamation to Take Certain Actions under the African Growth and Opportunity Act and for Other PurposesText of a Letter from the President to the Speaker of the House of Representatives and the President of the SenateText of a Letter from the President to the Speaker of the House of Representatives and the President of the Senate🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:Our big and very popular Tax Cut and Reform Bill has taken on an unexpected new source of “love” - that is big companies and corporations showering their workers with bonuses. This is a phenomenon that nobody even thought of, and now it is the rage. Merry Christmas!So True!At some point, and for the good of the country, I predict we will start working with the Democrats in a Bipartisan fashion. Infrastructure would be a perfect place to start. After having foolishly spent $7 trillion in the Middle East, it is time to start rebuilding our country!“The President has accomplished some absolutely historic things during this past year.” Thank you Charlie Kirk of Turning Points USA. Sadly, the Fake Mainstream Media will NEVER talk about our accomplishments in their end of year reviews. We are compiling a long & beautiful list.With all my Administration has done on Legislative Approvals (broke Harry Truman’s Record), Regulation Cutting, Judicial Appointments, Building Military, VA, TAX CUTS & REFORM, Record Economy/Stock Market and so much more, I am sure great credit will be given by mainstream news?Will be signing the biggest ever Tax Cut and Reform Bill in 30 minutes in Oval Office. Will also be signing a much needed 4 billion dollar missile defense bill.95% of Americans will pay less or, at worst, the same amount of taxes (mostly far less). The Dems only want to raise your taxes!Congressman Ron DeSantis is a brilliant young leader, Yale and then Harvard Law, who would make a GREAT Governor of Florida. He loves our Country and is a true FIGHTER!The United Nations Security Council just voted 15-0 in favor of additional Sanctions on North Korea. The World wants Peace, not Death!Today, it was my great honor to sign the largest TAX CUTS and reform in the history of our country. Full remarks: http://45.wh.gov/TaxCutsRemember, the most hated part of ObamaCare is the Individual Mandate, which is being terminated under our just signed Tax Cut Bill.SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:Tucker Carlson Reveals Shocking New Gov't Statistic Democrats Don't Want You to HearToday I owned an entire sub...got gilded and upvoted to 1300 karma on a troll post. In the spirit of Christmas..this is my gift to my MAGA family."She Had Dreams Too" Kate Steinle Posters TRIGGERS Leftist Rage on Campus of UCSD🔴 ALERT: President Trump Signs Tax Cut Bill into LawPresident Trump presents the Purple Heart to one of our wounded heroes at Walter Reed Hospital.🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:W e r e a l l g o n n a d i eTHAT'S MY VICE PRESIDENT!James Woods: Nikki Haley has my vote for President in 2024WTF I HATE SUCCESSFUL, PATRIOTIC, AND INDEPENDENT BLACK MAN NOW?!Sarah Huckabee Sanders: "No Intentions of Firing Bob Mueller... WE LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING THIS HOAX WRAP UP VERY SOON!" ahahhhahaaha give 'em hell, Sarah!Saturday, December 23rd:SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:So Obama allowed Hezbollah to traffic narcotics in the USA to secure the Iran deal. But then there was also that time he gave $221 MILLION to Hamas hours before leaving office just because he could.SESSIONS ORDERS DOJ REVIEW OF OBAMA AND HEZBOLLAH FUCKERY!!Cenk Uygur, ‘Young Turks’ founder, apologizes for ‘insensitive and ignorant’ posts about women — Step down Cenk! Resign! Peachmints!Here I thought CNN couldn't set the bar any lower, they go and prove me wrong by publishing this article.🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:HAHAHA Tucker just made Fauxcahontas' fake Native American crab meat omelet recipe on the air. God bless him.UN's priorities are interestingJournalism these daysMy Favorite Picture of President Trumpaaand of course, what's a Christmas party without the proper Christmas tunes!?All I Want For Christmas Is YouSanta BabyThe Most Wonderful Time Of The YearMerry Christmas, Happy HolidaysI Saw Mommy Kissing Santa ClauseBaby It's Cold OutsideSimply Having A Wonderful Christmas TimeMERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!! via /r/The_Donald
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