#also if any cringe humans try to bother her pigeons she can eat them!

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I could fix the Anatomy house, btw

#if you don't know what I'm talking about please play Anatomy by Kitty Horrorshow. it's great. #anyway here's how i'd fix her: #1. i'd tell her this whole plan first so she can eat me if she doesn't like it. (consent is important!) #2. together we're gonna prop some of her windows permanently open. #3. then we're gonna replace her sinks & toilets with flat pans and shallow fountains. #4. i'm gonna plant window boxes full of sorghum and millet and peas and seeds #5. interior decorating! she needs to blunt all the sharp objects and maximise flat horizontal surfaces #6. DONE! I give it a week before a metric fuckton of pigeons move in and never leave. she'll never be lonely again. #also if any cringe humans try to bother her pigeons she can eat them!