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thatdeadaquarius · 1 year
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Heyo, Idk if you still do sagau but I hope you do 🙏🙏 anyway, this is lowkey wholesome but imagine one of acolytes were trying to communicate with a child but then they realize the child is deaf but reader so happened to be nearby. So then, whatever the character is saying the reader translates into sign language and its just a wholesome sight to see. Btw srry if this isn't what you usually write 😓 add anything to this if you want
OH NO THIS IS EXACTLY ALL THAT I WRITE RN ANON DW MY LOVE 😍
(*update: im so stupid i thought ur sunglasses pfp was a anon and didnt look any closer💀i aint livin this one down)
(Spoiler: i do plan to do imagines for other fandoms bc i have such niche AUs or ideas for them, a lot like this whole language stuff for Genshin Sagau :D )
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IVE WANTED TO LEARN ASL FOR SO LONG BUT I HAVENT GOTTEN THE CHANCEEE theres no classes for it where i live ;/
THAT IS TO SAY I LIVEEE FOR COMMUNICATION STUFFFFF
Also srry its kinda short i just could only think of this cute little scenario- 😗
Rest in peace bc i have a whole fat post i wanna make about neurodivergence + general accessibility issues in Teyvat and their countries
Like where r the ramps babe
Where r the non-narrow ass doors
Why r we just constantly made to hike up mountains when we dont have to
And dont come at me with that,
"Theyre in their medieval age! They cant make stuff like that!"
Yeah, u right, they cant.
If they dont be ✨️creative ✨️and they dont use their fucking ✨️magic ✨️
Liyue got floating rocks and they cant make a goddamn disability elevator?? Bitch tf?
THAT IS TO SAY IN A VERY RANTING COUGHPASSIVE AGGRESSIVE AT GENSHIN COMMUNITY FOR NOT REPPING DISABILITIES MORECOUGH
WAY OF SAYINGGGG
Literally almost no one gets sign language in Teyvat
(despite the fact that in my perfect teyvat, sign lang. is superior bc everyone could make it the universal lang. ESP if we go by the cool AU of diff countries have diff languages, like Germanish lang for Mondstadt, Frenchish for Fontaine, etc.)
Off topic again srry-
But you took a class once!! Or even checked out the alphabet and casual convo on ur own time :D
So u just chillin with Kazuha, Thoma, Sara, Gorou, and Kokomi (they vistin the main island to see u!! :] )
Meanwhile a little girl is walking around nearby, and is kinda going in circles
Almost like shes scared to go too far one way or the other,
So being the caring soul he is, (rlly all these boys here rn would notice and help lol)
Thoma comes up to her and squats down trying to talk to her :)
...
Yeah, she didn't say anything, just kinda,,
Motioned with her hands??
She looks like shes doing some kind of code to them..
Oh!
Thoma finally recognized this, its that hand language!! lmao hes got the spirit
so he asks Kazuha to try and see if he knows it or can even figure it out-
Nope. Nada de nada.
Then Kokomi, Sara and Gorou (whos a sweatin nervous mess he doesnt know how to act around kids esp kids in distress he seems like the type lol)
They all fail, Kokomi looks concerned bc she thinks the kids lost, but there no frantic parents nearby, Sara is trying to slowly understand what motions mean what i.e. points to a rock = learn sign from child etc,
Kazuha is trying to get the wind to help locate upset guardians nearby, and Gorou...
... is just 🧍‍♂️
LMAOOO
So after a minute of this (bc u had originally been away at a street food vender, hey those dango were rlly good dont judge urself)
U come back, and see this mild flavor of chaos-
And are just like
"Oh ffs- just shoo, i got it guys"
And just, slowly, go thru some signs with the little girl to get the keywords at least
She lights up and is like bouncing, she goes hella fast at first but slows down when she gets ur hearing
Either way, she looks a lot happier now
U explain for her to the others to confirm her parents got seperated from her
She got lost and where she last saw them
u finally help escort her to the street she last saw her parents on :] !!
Meanwhile the whole allogene group, shopkeepers, and Inazumans around you:
😦😯🥰🥺💓💞💘💖
Kokomi is holding back a squeal, shes gotta keep up her image, ahem-
Sara is like,, minutely vibrating?? Lmao
Kazuha is watching u like a fireworks show, intensely and yet fascinated
GOROU'S TAIL IS KINDA WAGGINGGG AW LOL
And Thoma just looks like a puddle of affection, just absolutely melted (he loves kids + he secretly loves you = dead Thoma)
Other people look weirdly, proud? Like theyre like "yeah thats our god, fuck yeah, knowing diff languages, go off, Your Grace 💅 " LMAO SORRY COULDNT RESIST and also some fascination
Anyway, 2 very stressed looking dads see yall and the girl and one of them run up to hold each other
She starts rapidly signing, explaining to her dads the adventure she had and the cool people she met <3
The dads look at u and r like 🤔😶😱 "YOUR MAJESTY??!!" (VIGOROUS HAND MOTIONS)
They sign like,
"We're terribly sorry about you seeing us like this, we usually are much more together than this, a crowd just swept her off, its very busy today. Thank you so much for helping our girl, my Lord!! 😭😭"
Theyre like almost crying, oh geez, u reassure them and sign back that it happens to any parent at some point and that is matters more that they tried to get her back :]
Meanwhile the rest of the group and the citizens are just watching yall like its the most amazing Olympic level tennis match in the world LMAO
Heads all in sync, watchin yall like 👋👍🙏LMAO IM SORRY
AW IT SUCKS ABOUT WRITING BC I CANT RLLY DEPICT SIGN LANGUAGE AS COOL AS I CAN IN COMICS OR THRU ART
THE EMOJI HANDS NEED SIGN LANGUAGE DAMMIT-
🎵 Hi, it's me. I'm the problem, it's me. 🎵
That is to say none of yalls asks r eaten up, at least im pretty sure? Dw abt it im chugging along having the time of my life hehe >:)
Yall are fEEDIN ME TONIGHT!!
Hope yall r having a good weekend and have no hw if ur in school, or i hope ur shift goes good tomorrow! :]
Love yall!!
Cheers,
🌒🌧🌊Aquarius♒️🌌🌘
♡the beloveds♡
@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist
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elysianslove · 3 years
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hi! how have you been since the hell that ensued after halloween is?
also could you do a batboys college au? like their major and how the reader would meet them and all that jazz? 👉👈
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hi anon!! i’m not sure what ur talking about @ the halloween stuff hvsdhjs but! here are the batboys hc’s! i’m not very familiar with duke thomas’s character enough to write about him tbh, so he’s not included here :( but if you want me to add him let me know!! i hope you enjoy!!
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dick grayson
out of all the batboys i really didn’t know how to choose a major for him
but
i think he’d do law tbh, specifically criminal law 
his main motivation to become a police officer in bludhaven had been to be able to help people in any way he can 
i forgot if it’s canon or not but he does realize how corrupt it is and he quits but that’s another thing we won’t get into that lmao 
anyways yes let’s just stick with law 
meeting you ! 
he shares one or two courses with you
one that’s really early in the morning 
and one that’s later on in the afternoon 
dick is like a magnetic okay
anywhere he goes people are just attracted to him
like literally he will breathe 
but someone call the ambulance there’s a person that’s passed out bc of how beautiful he is
but this is an 8 am class 😃
so there’s no way ur awake enough to notice him
coincidentally he sits next to you one time
and this is the one time
you decide
yeah lemme just fkn sleep is uni even worth it 
dick definitely notices right away but he doesn’t say anything 
he thinks you look so cute passed out on your desk like this 🥺
when the professor signals the end of the class, he watches as people file out and then he just leans over and nudges you slightly 
you nearly punch him bc he scared you ❤️
he just laughs and goes “class is over” 
you just sigh like the guilt starts to hit you and your heart begins to sink
and he sees your disappointed face and just goes 
“i took a lot notes. i can share them w you?”
lifesaver in every single way dick grayson 😻😻😻
you had another class that you had to run to and you were rushing
he was like “dw i’ll just give them to you whenever i see you next” 
and you 🏃🏻‍♀️ outta there
imagine ur surprise when u enter class at 12 pm and he’s there in all his glory 
after the lecture is over, he walks up to you as you’re packing and asks if you want to go to the coffee shop nearby 
to take his notes of course
and you finally register just how handsome he is 
so obviously you say yes wtf
and the rest is history 😼
he asks you out, properly, pretty early on tbh 
so unfazed lmfao 
now you take naps on his shoulder instead of the desk 💞💞💞
soooo into pda 
kisses u when he first sees you
when you’re parting ways
when he feels like it
straight up cuddles w during lectures i’m not even joking 
it’s disgusting how cute you two are 
gets you coffee for all those 8 am classes u have w him hehe
study dates always turn into karaoke sessions somehow don’t even ask lmao
jason todd
english literature 
this is a collective agreement right? 
right
definitely english literature 
i dont even think he wants to go to uni but he’s going to waste time plus this is bruce’s money 😏🤑
your major doesn’t necessarily have to be english literature as well
but you share one class
and my god 
you two disagree on everything
like every little thing
at this point if he says something and you slightly agree internally you’ll still say some opposing shit 
that’s kinda what draws you to him 
at first you genuinely had nothing against him
but then this kind of rivalry developed for no specific reason 
but it was fun
and he was hot
so seeing him get flustered or angry made him even hotter somehow 
but then
but t h e n
you’re not sure if your professor like ships you or something
so you’re assigned a debate topic on one of the books you’d discussed in class/one of the books you’ve read outside, and within each group are the two sides for and against 
not only were you in the same team as jason, but you were on the same side as him
so you had to work with him
the audacity of the professor omg 
but jason needs this course 
and 
well you don’t but it’s too late to back out now 
you two meet in the campus library after deciding on a book with the other two of your team
and 
honestly??? 
you two work so well together 
like insanely well
during the debate you destroyed the other team 
spoiler alert 
doing so well with jason kinda made you like hot and bothered 
seeing him in his zone
sexy <3 
what i mean to say is
you both end up making out in some storage room lmfao 
or hate sex 😏
professor has a phd in matchmaking 🤔😻
i think you two don’t admit you like each other
bc you’re both stubborn as fuck
but eventually you’re literally on his lap on his couch and it just hits you
and you lean back and go
“wanna go out w me” 
and he just shrugs and goes “sure” and pulls you in for more kissing hehe
he’s not v good at the boyfriend thing tbh
you have to chase him around and be like “sir!!! did u forget about me huh!!!”
he doesn’t mean to i promise
he gets all blushy and flustered once he realizes 
only ever into pda if he’s insanely jealous 
will straight up make out w u regardless of where u are or who ur with lmfao 
he’s still getting used to the little intimacies and all 
debates in class are so much more fun now cause he finds it so hot when u get all riled up hehe
that eng lit professor is so happy for you two omg
tim drake
okay i also couldn’t really decide for him
but maybe he’d study something like physics (or maybe computer engineering/computer science) 
idk u have to have a death wish to wanna major in physics so tim’s major it is
i’m not sure how it works for every other uni but my uni requires 6 credits of sciences to graduate 
so let’s say for the sake of this hc u take like just the first level of physics to get 3 credits 
and 
you’re struggling 😃👍🏼
so you like approach your professor with a few questions before the quiz 
but tim is also there
and he kinda makes small talk while you two wait outside the office
and he asks why you’re here
you show him
and he’s like “oh i took this course w the same professor as well, i could help?” 
it’s like an angel had descended from the heavens for you personally 
you take his number and decide to meet up with him after a few hours 
he’s of so much more help than your professor would’ve been, even if ur prof is a really nice and smart person 
and he’s super like
patient with you? 
also he pays for all the coffee and snacks you’re getting after you already get them 
ur like bruh i didnt 
dont pay pls
and he’s like no im loaded let me 😼
swooning <3 
and guess what!! 
you ace the quiz out of some miracle
first thing you do is text him and he congratulates you 
and then
bc ur not blind and tim is so fucking cute
you’re like “can i take u out to thank u” 
tim’s brain stops working but ! 
he does say yes eventually 
he becomes your designated physics tutor + your amazing boyfriend
being with tim is so like
chill
it’s a very relaxed time 
lots of study dates! and cafe dates! all hours of the day whether the sun is up or not 
into pda but to a certain degree 
like yes of course have a kiss pretty baby 
but also it will only be a small peck
any time anyone passes by like common rooms you two will be there snuggling on the couch, one or both of you completely passed out 
damian wayne
business major 100% 
or a bsba econ major, which is basically the business side of economics 
he has to take over his father’s company one day duh 
also i genuinely think damian would excel in this field 
he’s a very keeps to himself kinda guy in uni
like you only ever see him in your common classes and then he just
disappears 
anyways there was this party that everyone was going to, and damian wasn’t planning to
but dick accidentally read some groupchat’s messages and was like are u going
damian went 🏃🏻‍♀️
but dick was like go and try to make friends !!!! 
and dames cant say no to his big bro 🥺 so he goes
stays in a corner on the settings app the entire time
like half an hr in he just leaves and is walking home/back to his dorm when you come like rushing up to him 
you’re zooming 
and then you just latch onto his hand and lean up to press a kiss to his cheek, whispering in his ear “this person’s been following me for like 15 mins just please go along w this” 
he kinda stiffens but when he does notice that there’s a person eyeing you he slips his arm around your waist and just carries on walking
he walks you to your home/dorm and is like
so awkward 
but it’s okay ! ur a people’s person enough for the two of you 
you thank him so much over and over 
and then you’re like 
“can i take you out on a real date?” 
and then he becomes ur real boyfriend hehe
is still super stiff but it’s only bc he’s so hyper aware of how attractive you are
and i’m super positive he doesn’t have that much experience with dating so 
you hold the reigns 
but he’s a great boyfriend all in all tbh 
super attentive, super protective, and so loving 
isn’t into pda especially on college campus but he does like subtle pda
things like linking your pinkies or giving you his hoodie to just parade around campus hehe
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end note; i’m sorry if these feel rushed or anything like. i used to be an avid writer for the batboys, but i just haven’t been feeling it lately. i still love to write from them bc i know these boys so well eeeeppp. anyways feel free to request some more!!
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oh-shit-a-baby · 4 years
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Black Friday thoughts
(All the spoilers beware!!!)
with lala n ari (hi I’m @drawinglinesinarbitraryplaces if yall dont know me)
These were our thoughts the first time watching my digital ticket through. It will be long. There will be spoilers.
ITS JOEY
ITS KURT MEGA
I can’t remember how to spell her name but she looks like an excited child and i just Acting (it’s Jaime yall dw)
i was on board until fifty quid was an only
Robert forgot the choreo and lala just went OH MY GOD WHAT A DARLING so
DAN AND DONNA?????
E M M A A N D P A U L
I wanted a salad, but, now I have a child
Emma my darling I’m so sorry about ur sister
DUMBLEDORE????!?!?
BY GRACE DO U MEAN GRACE CHASTITY?!?!?!?!?!?
LADIDADAH DAY OH MY GOD
Paul ur such a mess ily
Emma shows up had an hour late with Starbucks
i dont really like getting hit by cars any more
i dont get flashbacks i remember bad things vividly
Both of the above are moods but who hurt them
PLAID
@drawinglinesinarbitraryplaces saw plaid and immediately said ‘is he a lesbian? Wait no’
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What do you mean I have to look after a child
ITS THE OKAYS
Tim’s a mood
and even if I did, HOW WOULD IT FIT INTO THE SEDAN?!
Paul’s buddy bill
Well I will be GODDAMMED if he doesn’t have a merry FUCKING Christmas!!!!
We stopped for like ten minutes to watch @dialovesyellow being an idiot but we love her so it’s fabulous
At the same time though were not going to be able to do this in one sitting bc we spent like 30mins chatting to dia and heeter
Dumbldore grew a beard?? No??
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No comment
He’s a chaotic mess but we love him
(Heather started playing the mii song on the piano while he was singing which was fUn)
FLASH! BANG! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!!??
But dumbledores voice is still stunning
How does he hit high notes whilst still not opening his mouth like at all
Jeez Corey that’s dark
Corey everything ur character says to lex is m e a n
MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEEEEY!! JUST FOR MEEE!!!!!!
why does anyone want this
no it isn’t cute
get away from it stop it
Lala: ROBEEEEEEEERRRRT
I want his jacket
WEAR ANOTHER GLOVE ETHAN
Fuck Ethan lost lexs sister
@drawinglinesinarbitraryplaces : Everyone’s wearing plaid they must be lesbians
Now we gotta talk to the imaginary spider from outer space
Not crazy but creative
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A certified mess
Don’t u fuckin laugh
SEVEN FUCKING THOUSAND DOLLARS
CALIFUCKINGFORNIA
MY MOMS A BITCH
The new lil girl can’t dance but we love her
Califomia sounds like speed run from tto conspiracy theory
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Nuff said
That’s not how cameras work babe
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Legend
Jesus Robert and the girl who plays lex can s i n g
LINDA
Linda bribing people is a mood
Becky Barnes. Nuff said.
Linda’s buying four what the fuck
IN SO MANY WORDS YESS!
I HOPE YOU DONT GET A WIGGLY! I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE!!
Well my children were accidents!
Becky is stunning but Linda’s also a bitch
Becky we love you
Becky my darling I’m so sorry
YEAH GERALD
Becky wants to fuck dumbledore
Jesus they’re both a mess
THE HOMELESS DUDE???!!??
OMG IT IS THE HOMELESS DUDE!!!!!!
They all just,,, got out of the line to dance around Becky and dumbledore
Oh my god it’s a train wreck!
(My favourite)
What do you say?!?!?!
Oh my god they’re a mess
Opening the doors!!!
DID YOU KNOW IF YOU SPEND MONEY, YOUR KIDS WILL LOVE YOU MAYBE??
Gotta love some capitalism
The cast is huge what is this witchcraft
COREY FINALLY GOT HIS OWN SONG ITS BEEN SO LONG
but his dancing there ?? stop it
GIVE US YOUR FUCKING MONEY! GIVE US YOUR FUCKING CASH!
Jaime up in here buying all of the fucking dolls
Linda u melodramatic bicth
ARE YOU HEARING THIS GARY!?!?!?
Linda’s like,,, ‘well shit guess I can’t buy four’
Gary really????
Shut the fuck up!
Fuck you! (Dramatically)
Kurt fucking up and stole a wiggly that’s a yike
Jesus this song is a bop
They spent approximately all of their budget on wiggly dolls and none on choreo
THATS where that comes from ooohhhhh
Joey only ever plays a douche with voice cracks especially in this show
Santa Claus is going to high school
Yikes what did he do to get banned from the mall
hes being a good father figure though
I get the feel he’s being slightly manipulative tho idk if that’s intentional
This is so sad lex play despacito
Yikes who’s beating Ethan up
GET IN THE KIDDIE TUNNEL
BECKY NO
TOM YES
Holy shit is Ethan dead
Jesus I’m going to cry Ethan no
NO!!!!! YOU CANT DO THAT!!!!!!!!
(Said in a Jeff voice) GET ME THAT FUCKIN DOLL IM JN A HURRY
I have pepper spray and I can use it more than you can ever imagine
(Said in a joey voice) I don’t know if u wanna wanna wanna wanna wanna wanna fuck with meeee
And YOU are the most special person in it. I KNOW THAT!
Joey either plays characters with all the voice cracks or dramatic low voices
Did joeys Randi character kill Linda
YES I FUCKING SEE HIM
The Black Friday from hell
Shopper mania and a fuck ton of it
Yeah bob,,, are you serious
Jamie’s in love with the wiggly immediately
Kurts character gets it
Jaime can do background acting much good
President kurt is a yike
ITS GENERAL MACNAMARA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK YEAH WE CALL IT PEIP
Just me and a few of my peeps
ok so this is a Thing
As in crisis and mcnamara
The crowd went fucking wild when macnamara showed up and so did I
Jeffs falsetto song is a whole bop
BOP
And these eldritch forces are rising
Jeff just yeets the wiggly ookay
President kurt is having a meltdown
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Is this spies are forever
INTERMISSION
bop
jeff doesnt look like a child
What does this have to do with anything
I mean the high school song is a bop but
Christopher cringle
Mr humbugger
Jingle! Jangle!
If anyone sees two elves in my locker I’ll get expelled for sure!
What the fuck
height difference in elves
Also what the fuck
Is Robert Santa now
OMG I’m calling it this is the film they were talking about
good choreo !!
Robert Lauren and the new guy who I thought was Corey for like the first 20 mins are all good dancers
This song is still a bop
What the fuck am I watching (Tom not me)
Omg I was right
Santa turns into a teenager so he can reconnect with the youth?????
okay What is this and can i punch it
their expressions whilst watching the shitty film is a mood
Beckys the only sane character
Becky and Tom are such white names
Plot twist Tom killed his wife
(lala that’s mean I’ll fight you)
WHITE NAMES AND QUARTERBACK AND CHEER CAPTAIN IM
why can i see tears in her eyes from this far away this is so sad alexa play haus of holbein
Holy fuck did she kill Stanley
Well yikes
You say you killed your family, I hope I killed mine
Well that’s that we got exactly halfway through imma post this now
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