#also i will tragically be picking up extra shifts at my night job bc suddenly I want to replace my mattress

[l3irdl3rain]

guess who ruined my mattress bc I was dumb and didn’t realize I let him in my bedroom while I had no mattress protector on

#like it’s my fault but…. 😵‍💫 #anyways #we are setting up the coziest and swankiest sleeping area for him in the bathroom #I feel like the meanest person in the entire world but I cannot have this guy sleeping on my bed anymore #my post #Valentine #also i will tragically be picking up extra shifts at my night job bc suddenly I want to replace my mattress