#also he's not a cop 😭😭😭

[winepresswrath]

The.... the hate my baby correctly post??

BEHOLD

#i know there is more than one post which explores this theme! #but yes. anyway dage did some things wrong but so often not the ones he's accused of #he's not a hypocrite and he doesn't care that jgy's mom's a ho #in fact he cares too little and doesn't notice other people caring!!! #that is a huge subset of his problem with jgy. not all of it tho! in fact he could be perfectly sympathetic and understanding and the first #murder for personal would be a real stumbling block. they'd both need to change for this to work #also he's not a cop 😭😭😭 #he's a feudal warlord but then again if you make that the problem you have to be mad at all the other aristocrats #actually you know who would have had an amazing relationship? #baby xue yang and nie mingjue who was just wandering by one day and saw a street kid get his hand crushed and refused to shut up about it #he would be so annoying

[spinsun]

Elise mspaint doodles :]

#+ some sonics and forgetmenots <3 #sonic has been to prison before hes not scared he'll do it again and he'll slap his butt to the cops #goooo u funky little hedgehog!! #also forget me nots are their flower🥺🩵 #both of them methinks #sonic the hedgehog #my art #sonic #princess elise #elise the third #sonelise #barbie #<- bc of thr meme lol #idk how to do grass though😭 #im slowly getting used to using a tablet and pen! i'll get there!! :D

[bugisawesomeasf]

you fuckers are really hating on travis when hes literally a he/him lesbian, also the wilderness is literally a metaphor for girlhood do you really think it wouldve let him survive if he wasnt at least a little girl coded ?

#a bunch of ppl have said this in more smarter ways but i feel like the yj fandom needs to be reminded of this every once in a while #also hes just genuinely a fascinating character?? like he saved his girlfriend only to have to eat his brother #he ate his brothers heart RAW #literally that scene is so insane and underrated #like yall went crazy about shauna eating jackies ear (which fair because it is gen insane) but not over travis eating his brothers heart ra #(which equally as insane) #any ways sorry for the rant my tags are always so long 💀 #i am gonna make a more analysis type post on this once i rewatch the show #yellowjackets #travis martinez #travnat #(its not my fav ship but its still toxic yuri so i have no choice but to stan) #javi martinez #🐝 #also i get not wanting to see any men in this show about women but guys please he’s literally just a girl as well #hate on jeff or waltor or kevyn or the weird cop dude just leave travis alone 🙏🙏😭 #also not girl coded in the way some men are. hes girl coded in the more literal sense #gender fluid travnat my beloved they are so t4t <33

[piningprecussionist]

Template by @juni38

Im going to be completely frank with you all... and admit that I read these options and wasn't sure how to take this chart,,, so uh. Under the cut is Another Version. I'd apologize but I've given you the option to keep scrolling ¯\_(･･)_/¯

(If you notice characters missing on Kim's side, I probably figured she doesn't know who they are lol)

For the record,,, if they *wanted* me to pull their hair-- *is shot several times before I can continue*

Uhh Matthew is here because I have been converted fully on he/him or enby lesbian Matthew I think. He lives in my brain rent free now, very gender. I'd pull his hair but also I think he mostly just deserves to have it played with nicely.

And Scott's here because 1) I enjoy trans Scott, 2) Kim Pine Brain Rot possibly, 3) idk he's like,, the exception. God damnit, I've fallen for the inexplicable Scott Pilgrim Effect. What the fuck--

I did think about doing this chart like everyone was actually applicable to my tastes, but even if they were I think the ones I didn't put up would have to fall on the caress side bc I just don't feel that way abt them lol.

Again, not to say that's the case for the gals over on that side,,, I just think I would want to be gentle w them shxkdjsdhbd with the exception for Lynette who probably deserves to have her hair pulled, but again I fear she would Hurt Me,,, but maybe in a fun way,,,

Anyway No One Look At Me....

(,, also,,, Ramona is so far over bc I think she would enjoy it,, otherwise she'd be closer to Kim in that section. Same thing w Roxie)

If anyone actually looks at this version, I'm not opposed to doing a version like this for Kim btw! Just ask for it so I feel like I'm not just Dropping This and scurrying away

#sp comic #meme #kim pine #id tag more people but i Do Not Have The Strength.... #also i like Living and I think the idea of more people seeing the suggestively taken one makes me want to Die a little #(not to say you cant reblog this or whatever im just being dramatic shdjejsdhdhgdd I am generally a fairly Reserved person) #for the kim chart- i based my other scott placement on the interaction theyve had here! i think if they interacted for real or more often + #+ he'd end up definitively in the Pull Roughly suggestion with most people #ooc #he maybe if i finish edits for everyone i could try this w the au stuff. kit's thoughts might be different here... #hey* #also let me know if i forgot anyone??? i thought abt including the robots but. no hair. and gideon the cat has Fur so. on technicality- #but like barring parents and peter i think i got most people #i guess if lainey was here she'd go somewhere in the middle or right? w/out knowing what she'd be like #FUCK I DIDNT MEAN TO POST THIS. I MEAN IT'S HERE NOW SO IM NOT REMOVING IT BUT I AM S C R E A M I N G I WASNT READY #ah i forgot crash and the boys actually. thats why i wasnt supposed to post this yet #uhhhh Pull Roughly for like all of them. except trasha. trasha gets head pats and a juice box #except for on Kim's chart. on Kim's chart she's in the pull roughly section I can't lie to myself. she hates that kid 😭 also on that note + #+ knives should probably be in the middle section. like she wants to pull it for her having copped her style and being stupid abt scott. #but I didn't put her there bc I feel like even if she wants to she wouldn't ya know? knives is a Precious Angel after all

[befuddled-calico-whump]

someone should whump Greer

pretty plausible, if he were ever caught by the Riot Kings

#look greer is a lot of things but he's loyal as hell to the Fleet and not afraid of getting hurt #also i said no one is exempt from being whumped so that includes greer even though he's cop shaped #whump art #whumper turned whumpee #his frame looks way smaller than usual but thats cause his arms are semi behind his back 😭

[cha1cedony]

OKAY UM I'm thinking about Jodie btw. Because. I interned as a journalist for a few months recently, and I (unfortunately) had a lot of communication with different types of law enforcement. Most importantly, I learned that most state highway patrol officers wear wide-brimmed hats (instead of traditional peaked caps). Soooo I looked up the California Highway Patrol uniforms...

Look at this fuckass hat. I need to see Jodie Foster DnDads in this hat immediately. Okay that's all

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #this is just silly to me. sorry #the super thick tassels 😭 #also Jimmy never answered the question of what Jodie wears as the king of Hell #or if he still wears his cop uniform #so I like to imagine him in this hat with little holes cut out for his horns

[werebutch]

My dad wants me to buy this van for my daily driving needs 😭 wtaf

#he’s also been sending me old cop cars. exclusively. not exactly a bad thing but really funny #but this van..are you fr.. for NORMAL DRIVING?.. #the gas mileage.. #I mean shit id take a road trip w this thing in a heartbeat. but he wants me to drive this to school? 😭..

[shopcat]

also toph and aang both being bad parents in different ways is . crazy. i have no other fully formed opinion about it it's just crazytimes.

#🐾 #like i don't think these types of flaws in a character are necessarily bad and they do both make sense #but it also hurts my feelings ... #toph literally went through so much to be able to not keep her guard up and let people in and accept kindness and give it in turn #AND SHE BECOMES A COP? the craziest part btw. like no fucking way 😭 #she was replaced. By a clone. #and aang makes sense in a heartbreaking way that he would feel the need to uphold his duty .. oh well #i loooove kya and bumi and tenzin Oh so much my three old scrumples #i love bumi the most i almost wish he didn't become a bender but this story line is really cool and makes me cry so it's ok #like ohhh my god balance is restored and the airbenders are back #also the first thing bumi says when he shows everyone is he needs to show katara 😭 WAILING

[theflyingfeeling]

...😫

#so i called my landlord the other day about the cannabis smell #and he called the police to ask what to do when the smell comes in strong #and he was told that i should call the police (so basically the emergency number) when that happens #and they'd send the police to inspect the situation _while_ the smell is still strong #but i'm too much of a wussy because i'm scared they'll get angry at me for calling them about something like this 😭 #because i made the mistake of reading some bulletin board discussions again and they were all like 'nah the police have better stuff to do' #and anyway now i've also started doubting myself because whenver the smell comes (which is still pretty much every single night) #i'm first like ewwwww that's definitely cannabis #but then when i try to brace myself for actually calling the police i'm like 'but what if it's not and i'm overreacting' #because the more i try to smell it to become 100% sure it's cannabis the more vague the smell becomes :S #i also already had a weird dream about the neighbour i think it is bullying me bc they somehow found out i had called the cops on them 😥 #so yeah i guess i'll just move out instead :) #or sit in my apartment with all the doors closed every fucking night

[moominofthevalley]

HIS FACE LOOKS SO……NOT TRYSTAN 😭😭

#choices cop #choices #choices crimes of passion #crimes of passion #playchoices #trystan x mc #choices game #crimes of passion 2 #trystan thorne #WHAT DID THEY DO TO HIMMMM #AM I WRONG HE JUST DOESNT LOOK LIKE THE SPRITE AT ALL #the cg in ch1 b1 was better sorry😭 #sickening #ALSO F!TRYSTAN DOING ALL THIS IN A SKIRT AND HEELS? #thornes are just built different!

[lautakwah]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. WHAT THE FUCKKKKK IS THIS. THEY HAVENT EVEN SPENT ONE (1) DAY APART IM JKFDGKJFH????? fellas is it gay to have separation anxiety from your emperor who is also your bestie and maybe-boyfriend who remembers what your favorite food is to comfort you and who will ask his mother to reassign your post so you can be joined at the hip again in a few days because you both miss each other when you're not doing that also he tenderly wipes ur tears for you

#i think an important part of their dynamic is that while yes the kangxi emperor IS the emperor #iirc he was also younger (at the v least arnd the same age) as wai siu-bo and in many respects much less shrewd and street smart #and also. obvsly. wsb is part of the organization plotting his downfall while also being his best friend 😭😭😭 #i still dont quite see how this aligns w his morals but the point is that he doesnt have any so fjdghjk #it's clear he cares deeply for him but at the same time is not a big fan of the regime #and yes this ties in with the overarching themes of the work surrounding identity and nationality and the struggle between #ming and qing dynasty rule and so on and so forth #[guy who's only seen infernal affairs voice] getting a lot of infernal affairs vibes from this #(<- movie about hong kong's geo- and sociopolitical climate post-handover exemplified within the narrative foils of the dual mole cop/triad #also infernal affairs vibes bc the leads have been kinda rly gay for each other since the start of their careers god bless #ling.txt #the duke of mount deer

[starlooove]

The way this has literally applied to every member of the batfam at some point and still does for most of them el oh el

#only difference is patrol during the day #and ‘oracle wannabe friends’ #which a lot of batfam members have always had contacts and info brokers outside the oracle #but also woooow Duke doesn’t trust the cop or his daughter 😨 #which I don’t want Duke having cop contacts at all but maybe that’s too black of me #like all the batfam members were teammates/mentees to Batman #even Steph who’s not rlly part of it is still included when u say batfam and seen as a main member #when tims parents were alive he was absolutely still batfam #and no that abandonment shit was made up #and even tho he patrols at day he very much still shows up for a bunch of night shit bc dc doesn’t wanna explore day Gotham lmaoooo #anyways maybe I’m terrible but I always thought smth terrible Is supposed to happen to Jay to fuel his story #SORRDY when I look at Jay all I see is anime mom with the side ponytail #It didn’t occur to me that maybe they just wanna slowly phase Duke out till someone on here said it 😭 #uhm the fic is good tho no hate #like this authors note bothers me bc it exemplifies the double standards between Duke and literally everyone else #and how the issue of everyone being well established and years into their journey with Batman #is never taken into consideration. like Duke has been working with Bruce for awhile but he’s not at the yelling fights fuck u dad I’m runnin #away point yet lmaooo it’s just been 2-3 years yall #bc nobody wants to fucking write for him but I digress #anyways I do appreciate the fic again no hate #just nobody said this when tim was first starting out el oh el

[bunnyb34r]

Why do people pound on the door so aggressively 😭 like you owe them money

And then you open it and it's like a girl scout aggsgsgdgdgd

#marquilla #i think it was someone doing political canvasing since voting is tomorrow bc i know they did that in 2018 or 2020 idr which but they were #clearly prepared to have to convince me and theyre like asking voting shit and im like yup :) yup :) to everything both so theyd leave but #bc it was true and the guy was like okay! great! :D #or it was someone trying to get us to switch electric or gas companies and theyre such pricks ab it here too like they will not leave #and if you just straight up say youre not interested they get so aggressive ab it #one lady said she told them to go away and the guy literally sat on her porch saying he would'nt be leaving until she signed and she had to #call the cops or threaten to for him to leave. like it wasnt just someone being like okay fine well im gonna sit and rest a minute he was #being really creepy ab it 😬 our neighborhood has horror stories ab them bc they're so unhinged #ANYWAY they didnt knock again but it was so loud it scared the piss out of me #our neighbor when she gets our mail by mistake will pound on the fucking windows and she always goes for mine 😭😭😭 #like bitch i cant open that one and also you KNOW which one mom opens to grab the mail anyways so stooop

[ikeameatballspoisonedme]

Severely underrated DE characters

#I never saw anyone bringing up Bird Nest Roy's backstory outside of 1 Tumblr post about pyrholidon #THAT SHIT IS SO INTERESTING HE'S THE GOAT!!! #Everyone loves Acele for helping Harry during the ice cop hat fuck show but NOT ENOUGH i want more Acele!!!!!! #Cunoesse being so avoidant to Harry made so many people hated her. Bruh she's a CHILD #Use some critical thinking skill a bit... Cuno also the GOAT but you dont need to also be scared of Cunoesse 😭😭 #Soona... my beautiful woman in STEM wife. Deeply underappreciated #Tommy deserved a honorable mention

[blackberryjambaby]

people will say you shouldn't speak ill of the dead but there's few things i enjoy more than hearing my grandpa gossip about people he hated that have since passed away

#remy says #he still has such a deep abiding hatred for his primary school principal & i respect that so much #this is of course back in the days of beating students & this principal was very committed to it #he liked to pick on this disabled kid because he was slower than everyone else so pa used to stick with the kid & cop hidings as well #he also deliberately started learning te reo to antagonise the principal so he got hidings for that too #his long term plan was always that after he finished school he would find the principal & beat the living daylights out of him #but the old man died before he got the chance & pa is forever upset he didn't get the opportunity LMAO #anyway today he found out his mate's bil died & they spent the whole phonecall bemoaning that he hadn't died sooner 😭 #aotearoa