#also full transparency i stole that title from an academic book about oysters 1:1

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hey remember when aziraphale and crowley ran into each other in rome and aziraphale said 'well then let me tempt you to- oh, no, that's your job, isn't it, haha'? what if crowley succumbed to the temptation in more ways than one? what if they had oysters and sex about it? then what?

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#good omens #good omens fanfiction #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #my writing #heaven on the half shell #inefficable #false pretenses #false pretenses series #it's HERE #bon appetit #also full transparency i stole that title from an academic book about oysters 1:1 #i stand by it #ive ever packed a fic into one of those aesthetic poetry post formats before hahaha #maybe i like it