#also anon's opinions do not represent my own not only does demo have a pussy but i've like Never given him a giant dick in my head

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

Electing to be insane on main: Merc Dick Edition

Soldier: most average out of all of them, 5 inches on the dot with almost nothing special save for the fact that he’s cut. Has a shag carpet from above his dick back to his ass.

Scout: slightly below average, but he’s got a little bit of a right curve. Cut. Some hair but it’s pretty pathetic

Engineer: slightly below average but fucking girthy. Won’t hit your cervix but will fill you up, y’know? Cut. Trimmed pubes, sometimes does them in a Texas shape.

Sniper: fattest pussy on the whole team without a shadow of a doubt. Not only does it grip, it also stink bark. Hairy.

Medic: this cunt has had more dicks than most people will ever see. Literally changes on a fly. Smallest he’s ever had was 3 inches and longest was 10. Has had both cut and uncut. Has had boydick AND girldick. Has also had pussy. On occasion had both at the same time. King. Only thing that doesn’t change is his 60’s pornstar bush.

Spy: surprisingly endowed. 6 1/2 but barely any girth to speak of. Uncut. Waxed clean.

Demo: My man’s rocking 7 inches and some decent girth. Has whatever the opposite of whiskey dick is. Uncut and has an absolute rug of pubes. Shockingly well maintained pubes at that. (He keeps the edges trimmed clean and does shave his ass on account of liking it eaten, one of those people who shaves like once a week)

Pyro: nobody knows what’s down there. Is it cock? Pussy? What it is is a fun little surprise. Most people agree they probably don’t have a bush on account of the fire, but that just adds to the surprise

Heavy: motherfucker is hung like a steel reserve can. Uncut and you’re EXTREMELY thankful for it. They say size doesn’t matter it’s just how you use it, and he has both. This man is like a fucking mink coat with how thick his bush is.

Sniper does NOT have a fat pussy what are u on about. He gives completely mediocre hole

#also anon's opinions do not represent my own not only does demo have a pussy but i've like Never given him a giant dick in my head #overall with him i feel like he should be able to Not need eight-pack abs and a giant dick for yall to acknowledge him as hot. imo #so i'm going against the grain here demo completely average or smaller dick medic dick the size of your forearm #and i need to fuck them equally bad. hope this helps #ask #anon #tf2 #mick dicks