#also Marj kiss me rn

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Ok so I did the hcs of what OrangeJuiceVerse Stan and Kyle look like already (here) so now I gotta do the rest of the Star Seven

*Kenny- this guy is littttllllleeee like short king oh my god this poor mf grew up constantly malnourished and never grew taller than 5’5! I’ll write Kenny all across the board appearance wise but ojverse? He’s short. And he OWNS it!!! He’s also my king of fully climbing on everyone physical boundaries are not a thing with him (this is a problem when he meets Craig and Tweek) and he and Stan both have a penchant for hugging people but Kenny is the type to be like “watch if I run at Stan he’ll catch me” “wait no Kenny I’m holding coffee” *catches him* lmfao my beloved Disaster Duo. Kenny’s tiny ass is literally alllllways on Marj.

Sandy blond hair and the style changes CONSTANTLY he’s a MENACE with the scissors, but it’s usually on the long side and YES he grows a beard in his late 20s (this started as a bet with Stan to see who could grow the better one) he 100% braids it and puts glitter and flowers in it smh eccentric icon. Pretty light blue eyes, they look vaguely purple for a few days after he comes back from a death.

He dresses like a damn muppet half the time, and a lot of his clothes are stuff he made himself (artist slay) or found at a thrift store and altered, out here wearing shirts with vulgar sayings, weird clown pants, juicy sweatsuits, obnoxious Hawaiian shirts with leopard print leggings, like this man lives for looking like a weirdo. But the other half of the time he’s in jeans and t shirts, hoodies, and (also artist slay and literally me) so much of what he owns has some kind of paint or bleach stain. His go to “formal” attire is legitimately a floral suit with PRINCESS embroidered on the back.

*Marjorine- my tall goddess! She’s the third tallest of the 7 at 5’11 (Kenny is very into that) and loves to wear heels so she’s really out here towering over the peasants like the QUEEN she is lmao. She also dresses like a BARBIE I’m talkin the pastels that perfectly flatter her coloration, def some seersucker a-line dresses, MONOGRAMMED STUFF bruh they may be from assfucknowherecolorado but this lady dresses like she’s a pageant queen in the Deep South! It very much fits her as the baddest bitch in the mlm meeting (y’all keep her away from that shit frfr) she’s such a sweetie but she’s so damn susceptible to stuff like that oh noooo but then she winds up running the show 💀

She does indeed have the Eye Scar (blind in that eye she can’t legally drive rip) one eye is this pretty disney princess blue and the other is almost white but she looks SO fucking cool and the juxtaposition of her otherwise angelic features with a badass anime protagonist scar is KICKASS! Plussss since she dresses like fuckin Elle Woods but is taller than God just the BAD BITCH VIBES!!!

*CRAIG TUCKER MY DUDE!!! Ok so I believe I said that this mf is whole ass 6’4!!! “Yer a long boi ain’t ya” like bruh he’s so damn lanky whole ass string bean lmfao. I am an enjoyer of the Peruvian Crog hcs, so yep. Really dark black hair and grey eyes, he’s also like super hot??? I’m talking PERFECT skin, the most gorgeous chiseled face he deadass looks like a statue and women are all over him tryna flirt BUT!!! this mf is gayer than a mf picnic basket 😭

He’s seriously so cool looking but if you tell him that he’ll be like ?? It’s so funny bc Stan’s over here like “dude how do you wear a leather jacket without looking like a douchebag” and Craig’s like “idk?? I just do?” smh poor Stan he wants to look cool so bad and and Craig’s the only “cool guy” he knows but he’s not helpful at alllll.

He mostly dresses in dark colors, black, gray, navy, he’s like super hot but he is SUCH a loser!!! (I’m stealing this from my partner btw) one time he was just… walking around the apartment dressed as Spider-Man? And didn’t even acknowledge it? Like Tweek had a migraine and was bedridden and Craig fully just went up to him IN THE SPIDEY SUIT and handed him a jar of pickles “you should eat” Tweek was like “man WHAT are you doing dressed like that?!?” SMH he’s actually an icon

*TWEEK!!!!! Ok so Tweek (I’m projecting y’all know I love an artist character) he doesn’t own a single item of clothing that isn’t stained. And he mostly sticks to earth tones, a lot of green and brown, also let’s talk abt his skin. He has TERRIBLE skin! Cystic acne, he’s blotchy as shit, rosacea, got moles and freckles everywhere, acne on the left side of his chin from throwing up (when he’s in the drankin era) Kyle described him as scrunkly when they met lmfao like twerk is really just one of those little stray cats you see on the street. He’s honestly really cute tho

He’s LITTLE he’s Kenny’s height at 5’5 BUT!!! He’s literally so fuckin strong! Like out of him and crog? Tweek’s the jar opener. He has… actually kicked Stan’s ass at the gym (it was so unserious Stan was being angsty about a birthday and Ky was like “dude go spar Tweek or sum” and Stan has reservations bc he’s like a foot taller than Tweek and so much bigger and then Tweek kicked his ass!) smh they came home from the local planet fitness both smiling so hard and crog and ky were like TF?!?!? Like why are y’all beat up to hell

Tweek has very light blond hair, it’s technically curly but he pulls the hell out of it so it just kinda stands straight out, it literally feels like straw someone get this man some Fuckin conditioner

*Cartman! Ok I stand by him having heterochromia, he’s got one brown eye and one blue, totally thinks it makes him look “awesome and kewl” (it does lowkey) unfortunately he’s actually very attractive until he calls you a slur lmao. His features are literally perfect, he takes care of himself, skincare on point, LISTEN HE IS SO ABSURD about his cocktail of products it’s literally asinine

He’s around 5’9, and fat. Light brown hair that he keeps fairly short and ALWAYS immaculately styled. Like this guy cleans up NICE and u meet him for the first time and are thinking you’re meeting a very friendly lawyer type dude but then you shake his hand and he goes “what’s with the sword earrings, what? You just get off a dnd session?” Lmfao literally I cannot stress enough that he never grows out of being an asshole. He does MOSTLY stop with the truly offensive things though. Mostly. The Fuckwad Jar may have had something to do with it.

#bruhhhh #i am completely insane #out here once again w the #OrangeJuiceVerse #headcanons #this what the homies look like #south park #I am Kenny Kenny is me #also Marj kiss me rn #kenny mccormick #marjorine stotch #craig tucker #tweek tweak #eric cartman #these mfs

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rm styles fashion senses... does stan ever wash or is he greasy all across the ninaverse

i got....extremely excited about this question oh my godhsdlhsaks

i am also sorry about how detailed this is i hope u see my vision help

so rm jersey kyle is obviously very y/n coded and when he is at home he's in his clunky glasses, his big stained columbia sweatshirt and his sweats ( i also feel like he wears a lot of cringe like 2014 i speak sarcasm/books are better than people type teeshirts around the house looking exhausted as hell help

....also x2 he takes hot boy morning runs where he exclusively listens to megan thee stallion, cardi b and nicki minaj and kind of looks like someones lululemon mom except hes broke so hes wearing something from target hdlalskjd kyle running down the street to FUCK BEING GOOD IM A BAD BITCH IM SICK OF MOTHERFUCKERS TRYNA TELL ME HOW TO LIVE ) ....BUT!!!!!

in public???

u will never catch that man lacking!!!

like i swear to god when jersey kyle is going to his college lectures, or court with the rest of his class, even just grabbing coffee that man looks like BEAUTIFUL??????!!!!! he looks like a character in the secret history, he's so dark academia coded. like tailored pants, blazers, button down shirts, sweater vests, the leather shoes, the glasses chain??? like you see him in the library in the law section and it's like that's the.....most attractive tall scary man i have ever seen and i want his number but if he looks at me i will throw up slksajdksksja

his hair also bothers him sometimes when he is studying so he carries a lot of hair ties or steals claw clips from bebe/marj and when kyle puts his hair back its...people start walking into walls traffic accidents happen like his BONE STRUCTURE kiss me pls

ok sooooooo ravenstan when he's preforming kind of looks like a nana character honestly!!!! like he wears a lot of black grungey graphic teeshirts usually very ripped up or sleeveless, like a lot of tripp nyc pants like i swear to god the 'tiny pants' are just a really tiny distracting pair of red-black tripp nyc pants with a fuck ton of chains and buckles and patches and shit all over them so....kyle honestly i understand why you were distracted by them because i would also be like...mesmerized shdlkahd

but yeah he wears a lot of demonias and big statement jewelry like safety pins, upside down crosses, big annoying stan rings i really like that black vivienne westwood necklace also that red vial ALSO ALSO his hair is blonde rn!!! bc he was having an angsty moment when he first got signed and SELF BLEACHED his hair and it was a mess hdjhsad management is always trying to fight raven so him bleaching and dyeing his hair just became his Image i swear its been blue, red, pink, purple, green...u name it

its very funny that he looks so hot and cool in person tho bc...

istg out of concert that man is ahsdkshdl like ken knocks on his door and hes dead asleep catnapping and ken is like rae baby get up and hes like no absolutely not and ken is like....dude the milwaulkee show is in 20 minutes GET UP and raven is like URHGJHSLKHD i am not even convinced that is a real place but im up whAteveR

and then is like ok im ready and ken is like YOU CANT WEAR THAT GO CHANGE AGAIN BITCH WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU KHDSLKHDkl and......this is a reoccuring event

like ok ik he wears the cool sexy pants in public BUT he literally thrifted a pair of pajama pants that look like jeans and they are the Pajama Jeans and he fkn wears them everywhere bc they are SO COMFY and management wants to beat his ass so bad bc they are pulling up paparazzi pictures of him like raven what is this

and its him in like cvs buying a green naked juice and a phone charger in a bandana, like the most obnoxious oversized like bubble gum pink anime girl like yumeko jabami shirt, The Pajama Jeans, and like plaid house slippers...its so....

hes like I CAN EXPLAIN ( he cant explain hdlkahd )

he is such a pr nightmare i love him so bad like that man is in the bandana pajama jean anime teeshirt combo so often its sooooo ( also contraily to pep stan i think ravenstan watches so much anime and yes i am embarrassed about it he is my boyfailure son )

BUT YES!!! TO ANSWER UR QUESTION MY STANS ARE GREASY ACROSS THE NINAVERSE!!!!

raven is just a celebrity so they force him At Gunpoint to wash his hair and do his skin care routine....which....he does like....half of...sometimes...when i tell u half raven pov of this fanfic is just managment trying to kill stan because theyre like ok....did u do the things on ur list...and hes like...so i did....3 of them.....KLHDLKSHSKHD AND THEYRE LIKE YOU HAVE TO DO ALL OF THEM THERE IS FIFTEEN THINGS YOU HAVE AN INTERVIEW and hes like OKOKOKOKOK i will....but....will someone grab me a shroom burger and fries from shake shack i am straviNG AND THEYRE LIKE SKHLKDSHLKHDLKSHD ARE U TRYING TO NEGOTIATE LIKE BITCH THIS IS NONNEGOTIABLE GO EXFOLIATE

but also if u see him in public he is sosososososo nice like if u see kyle in public he will unhinge his jaw like a snake and kill u but if u go up to stanraven and are like idk 13 and are like u are so cool i like ur bracelet he will kneel all the way down, take his bracelet off, give it to u, tell u something very specific abt u that he likes about ur energy and take like 40 pictures w u and like 3374097324 are cursed and he will buy all ur groceries and the people behind u <33333333 i luv him

like a lot of people have bad celebrity encounters but all of the raven sightings are so positive like people on twitter are like OH MY GOD I MET RAVEN FROM CRIMSON DAWN AND HES SOOOO PRETTY AND WHEN HE HUGGED ME HE SPUN ME AND HE SMELLS LIKE A CHAI TEA LATTE AND GAVE ME HIS BRACELET AND TICKETS TO HIS NEXT CONCERT AND SIGNED MY TOTE BAG AAAAAAA

anyways.....make sure to like and subscribe ahdsklhad

#i had so much specific stuff to say abt this #they have such a specific vibe in my head #also they are so cute where is the jersey raven rm tv show i want to watch it so bad #like why are they both fashion icons and disasters #something about dark academia college student kyle with the glasses chain and his hair back and his vanilla lavender latte and textbooks #& punk rock superstar ravenstan in the tripp nyc pants and the demonias and big statement jewlery w his hair a million colors is so qt 2 me #like they are a power couple #also stan being such a cute nice candid celeb to run into is so special to me there are a bunch of people running around wearing his 300 #dollar rings and shit and he does not care he is stoked #also yes he drinks so much green juice its in his blood

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Heyyy you know what’s up uncle Nina!! I know someone asked about Stan headcannons but hear me out…what about Kyle’s?? This question comes with much love <3333

ohhhhh i wonder who sent this in! it’s a mystery!~ your wish is my command, my friend. here are….far too many headcannons, or rather, kyleisms that i have curated about pep!kyle! there’s a lot of interweaved #headstannons because they are frighteningly codependent! mentally ill kings! 

i hope this is everything you were hoping for! also absolutely no spell check! -uncle nina <3

-37 freckles on his face ( stan triple checked )

-god made him brilliant but nerfed him by giving him diabetes…he also is anemic as fuck, has asthma, rosecea, ocd and i want to say like high functioning autism? he is giving me spencer reid energies so hard

-he’s also like seriously agoraphobic sometimes and a hypochondriac ( a lot of this is shelias fault for being like batshit insane...also he really really loves shelia like stan and kyle are both mommas boys as fuck but oh my god she drives him NUTS )

-lived in new jersey until he was like 6 and starting kindergarten and if he’s really really mad or really really relaxed the New Jersey accent sometimes comes out and it’s so iconic we love u kyley b

-he is proportioned like a pixar mom it is mindboggling best ass in class like several years running with no close competition omg

-really likes socks? like that sounds weird but he does not like the feeling of the cold ass floor or the scratchy ass carpet on his feet hell no!! he likes to be cozy, okay? he particularly likes the fuzzy ones and is the one person actually literally stoked to get socks for bdays

-kyle is actually a really really good artist and draws stan a lot especially when he is asleep in class aw

-CARRIES AROUND A LITTLE LEATHER BOUND JOURNAL THAT LIKE NO ONE HAS EVEN SEEN INSIDE OF EVER!!!!! like it is TOP SECRET!!!! kenny calls it kyle's death note shdlashd like what are u writing in there bestie...let me see :)

-can speak…so many languages obv english, hebrew, took french but could probably finesse italian and spanish, currently learning arabic but regrettably despite being an avid anime enjoyer does not know japanese and stans english rizz level is zero but his japanese rizz level is 100000 so sometimes stan uses that power for evil and kyle is like idk what u said to me but i need u to kiss me on the mouth rn rn

-speaking of every member of the cfpom is an avid anime enjoyer…but stan shskks…who has seen istg like dragon ball z and pokémon. idk he gets overstimulated. cartman was like dawg ur literally asian wtf that’s ur people! and he was like listen fartman! being asian does not mean i have to like anime!!! that’s such a micro-oppression!! and kyle was like stan it’s microaggression but good guess bb shsjsj

anyways they all have like long winded discussions about it ( stan sits there and looks pretty he’s v good at his job ) idk what anime is kyle fav…i feel like it’s really obscure and he’s hyperfixated on it. its a kyle/kenny thing ( marj sometimes tags ) but they watch a lot of anime together…kyle had like 2 trulys and told kenny stan kind of looked like eren jaeger and KENNY NEVER LETS HIM LIVE THAT SHIT DOWN

-cannot see like two feet in front of him without his contacts in or his ugly ass librarian glasses on his face 

-however his bad eyesight is repaid tenfold in having extremely good hearing like it’s scary good like he may not be able to see u but he can he can hear u whispering abt him allllll the way across the hallway and his arms are long as fuck!!!! so he will not have to reach very far to smack the fuck out of u!!! dhsjskd!!! talk shit get hit bitch!!!

tbh if he’s faced away from u i feel like he can basically identify u by his perception of the energy ur giving off…it’s like particularly good w stan who i swear to god he can hear the faintest shitty doc marten scuff against the pavement or the tiniest emo boy nose ring star charm jingle from the other side of planet earth and will RUN 

-downside is he has really sensitive ears and is very easily startled by loud noises :( one of my favorite pep!style things is that anytime there’s about to be a loud sound like if stan is about to run the garbage disposal he always always always says LOUD NOISE and warns him aw like stan does not really snap but if u randomly start to make a loud noise he’ll be like dude shut the fuck up ur gonna scare kyle!!!! >:o

-kyle having really good hearing is really funny to me because stan is fucking deaf from listening to music at the apex of volumes and constantly is like WHAT HUH WHO WHAT which pisses kyle off sooooo much — this is a headstannon but stan has perfect pitch so when kyle is yelling at him just to be annoying he goes like a a-flat c woooah f-sharp shsksk

-carries all of stans little adhd boy things before he runs into the mosh pit in return kyle gets to wear stans jacket like his life depends on it ( anemia ) and stan puts his big clunky sticker bombed headphones on him bc it’s loud in there aww also squeezes his hand every time for good luck 

-is extremely paranoid and overprotective of his phone because on a middle school field trip cartman asked to borrow a phone to call his mom and kyle did one…kind thing and it bit him in the ass bc cartman found his extremely secret gay ass tumblr blog and like read all of the entries out to everyone there was a lot of personal poetry and shit it was….fuck u cartman

he effectively outed kyle in middle school like that it was really humiliating and brutal 

and it wasn’t clear what boy he was  talking abt buuuuuut i think we know guys 

-when stan is in a major depression episode and can’t get out of bed kyle reads to him <3 it’s his equivalent to when he’s laid up in the hospital in immunocompromised boy hell and stan brings his guitar and sings him songs aaa they’re so cute my sons!!!! pls!!! 

also kyle is all stiff and cold and serious like he does not get goofy or vulnerable ever…but sometimes if stan is extra sad he’ll do embarrassing little voices for him just to hear him laugh im soooo

-the reading thing is like extra special to me because reading is like extremely stressful to stan because of his dyslexia and also kyle will rip on stan for basically everything but never ever ever for being dumb EVER!!! EVER!!! 

like stan calls kyle stupid bc it’s funny bc kyle is the smartest person on planet earth but like if u call stan dumb or slow or stupid or tell him he’s an idiot he’ll like smile and laugh but the light totally leaves his eyes and he gets really quiet oh my god he’s heard it his whole life specifically from randy and it’s an echo chamber so he fully believes it and doesn’t argue against it it’s his biggest insecurity it like devastates kyle like it makes him homicidal

it’s so serious like i mean if ur even a little mean to stan kyle will rock u but if u like even like insinuate that stan is stupid kyle will put u in the fucking hospital if not the morgue 

-closet swiftie argue with ur momma like kyle is so folklore evermore coded!! pep canon he thinks her lyricism is candid and beautiful! he’s gotta stick up for tall lanky pale bird baddies like him! style by taylor swift is literally on the top of delulu playlist, number one on repeat and is the peppermint fanfic flagship theme song!

-acts like he doesn’t care what people think of him…but also was like irreparably emotionally damaged by The List when it came out :(( like extremely body conscious is almost never not being actually completely enveloped by a horrible thrift store sweater ( which he is comforted by for nice and upsetting reasons ) and in full length pants…he only ever feels remotely confident about his appearance playing basketball :( kyle ur so pretty

-unlike stan who is uncomfortable receiving compliments on his appearance bc he gets so many and does not believe them, kyle gets like very flustered and overwhelmed by compliments because he is not used to them so if kyle is being annoying and u tell him his hair looks good he will short circuit ( stan does use this for evil and good )

-really bad road rage like is a way better driver than stan ( who is the worst driver ever it’s so scary ) but kyle is scarier bc if u cut him off he will cut ur life support and run u off the road

-his anxiety is really bad bc his mom literally fear mongers about EVERYTHING like tells him about every shooting on the news kidnapping new virus doomsday shit…like clinically he had anxiety but it was nurture AND nature 

-i hate talking abt gerald bc i hate him…him and kyle are not very close but kyle wants to impress him which sucks ( style + daddy issues ) has been basically pushing kyle towards being a lawyer and getting into an Ivy League school since birth ( idk what he’ll do if he doesn’t get in he’s like rory gilmore he has no back up ) 

-he like never really got the chance to be soft bc gerald raised him to be a fucking machine gun it sucks so bad :((( i love u kyle 

-stan and kenny straightened his hair once for shits and giggles and it was so long it was crazy…there’s a Polaroid…it’s everything 

-actually very protective over ike even tho ike is a piece of shit like he will call ike a menace all day long but if YOU say it he’ll be like say it again little bitch!!! also this is actually comedy but ike thinks stan is like wicked cool and is constantly like!!!!!! oh it’s just u fuck this where is stan is stan coming…a love for stan runs in that family it’s crazy he is such a hit there 

-ok last one i had to cut it out of chapter 11 bc it was too long but stan wrote a letter to santa asking him to make kyle healthy and give him a new liver instead of giving him the sick hotwheelz track he originally asked for bc kyle was sick in the hospital and was gonna miss hanukah ( little stan butchered that spelling )….and it got redirected to the broflovski house when “North Pole” clearly returned to sender by accident and it’s tacked up on the broflovski family wall of fame 

-yes kyle is the only one who can read stans absolutely illegible handwriting 

-also OKAY im done but it’s a style tradition every year kyle says happy hanukah stan and stan says merry christmas kyle bc it’s comedy

-live laugh kyle pile!

#style #kyle broflovski #listen.........i love kyle pile #this is so insane i am so sorry about this i could go on for HOURS but here is this #i hope this thrills u haha