#also I hate writing tags on safari now its so fucking stupid

[crybaby-bkg]

Kirishima who likes that cheesy, shitty porn that makes you and Bakugou cringe, but you two can't help but indulge the big guy when he wants to role-play.

bakugou has been a swimmer since he was an infant, but pretends to drown in you guys' pool so Kiri can jump in and save him as the life guard on duty. gives bakugou mouth to mouth which always seems to devolve into tongue kissing and a cough from you to at least get back on script. it somehow ends up with you thanking the life guard for saving your boyfriend by offering up your mouth to him while he continues to tongue down Bakugou. its a little stupid, but everyone always gets off.

or, his other favorite one, where he's coming in for a massage and you and bakugou are both the masseuses. Bakugou works his back muscles and you flip him over to do his front. you always somehow end up bouncing on Kiri's cock while Bakugou fucks his mouth. you don't mind that one as much, because Kiri's chest oiled up always look so delectable, and the sounds he emits low in his throat when you play with his nipples is always worth the ache in your thighs the next morning.

you've done hero-villain-civilian role-play before too, where you're the helpless victim fallen prey to a mysterious blood riot and trying to be saved by dynamight. that one, despite how much you both complain about it all, seems to elicit the eagerest responses from all of you. its something about playing helpless while being taken from behind that does you in. especially when you're bent over in Bakugou's lap while he's tied down to a chair, unable to save you, his sweet little civilian. eye to eye with him, his mouth gagged, while Kiri fucks you so mercilessly that your drool hits Bakugou's chin and his evil laughs makes both of you close to orgasming.

now that one makes the role-play seem just a bit less cringy. but only when its you guys doing it, not the fake shit Kiri watches. if wants cheesy porn, then you two are willing to help him play it all out in real life.

#not that big of a fan of this but I thought about it this morning lol #also I hate writing tags on safari now its so fucking stupid #why is like breaking everything up letter by letter its distracting #anyway I think he's into roleplaying shitty p*rn but it always turns out well bc its with you two #bc its you two doing it with him!! #I think bkg would be more into like certain fetishy- stuff and home videos #specifically videos of you guys together lol #what a sap #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #krbk treats! 🍬

[theworld-accordingtocasey]

I hate this app some days. You can’t select to cut / delete anything in asks anymore so you have to erase everything which is a pain if you need to reword smth to make the msg fit he character limit or if you spot a typo while you’re further down...!

You can’t select means you can’t COPY what you typed so you have a backup in case tumblr does that stupid thing it does where you send an ask & the green “message sent” thing doesn’t show up so everything you typed is just GONE & the acct will just never even get the damn thing! And you can’t copy more than a paragraph at a time even if it’s one you pasted from your own notepad or whatever which makes it a pain in the ass if you for some reason need to transfer what you typed elsewhere like the aforementioned notepad so iu can safely edit your post without worrying that it will cause a deletion!!! Esp since as I said the damn app can force close at any time so you need to make it a draft each time you try to copy, which means there are like 4 steps to a process that should only take ONE

You also can’t paste which means if you were smart enough to use your phone’s notepad or something else to write down your thoughts before you type it in the app in care it DOES eat the ask you send!!

The new method of tagging means if you don’t hit fucking return once you’re done typing your last one which may happen to max out the singular tag character limit, all he shit you just typed is GONE, when in the past if you leave the tags part of creating a post, ait would automatically save that tag!!!

If your ask has two of the same form of punctuation back to back the message doesn’t send, which i only found out when I tried to send via safari since the app is so unreliable and was told “bad request”. Wtf, there are times I need to be able to use ellipses!!!!

If a message has a < or > it also won’t go thru for me without cutting off anything in the message after that point, if the ask goes thru at all to even begin with!!!!!!

If you’re not careful when you add a pic or read more it will delete entire paragraphs of your posts! Why the hell did I have to master a technique to not have that happen ffs (make at the bottom and then drag to it’s spot, you can’t hurt type it where it goes)!!!!!!!

Also he few choices for colors we can change the text too are ugly and WHY doesn’t the option to underline pop up anymore, why did it need to be replaced by the tiny words option when that could have gone into the typing style / size “Aa” section ???!!!!!!!!!

I used to be able to “add to bookmarks” and “add got reading list” using the share button thing but now I can only do that if I “copy link” which is annoying as shit since if I leave the app for even a few seconds it’s liable to just force close once I try to click back in or just make blue screen and then refresh itself instead of being at the space I was in!!!!!!!!!!!

You would think they’d make a “bookmark” button or something to mark your space so that if you are scrolling, THAT^ happening wouldn’t feel like the extreme inconvenience it is considering you could be who knows how far back in the tags! Which don’t let you search by or start by date!!!!!!!!!!

The tag system is absolute ass!! If “only the first 5 work for the main tag index”then why do posts show up in a tag just cus they’re “related” or also tagged but they’re tag number 27 on the post??? WHICH IS IT

I can’t even “search” tags within my OWN blog reliably, sometimes (more often than not) or tells me “results not found” — I know damn well there is something in the “lol” tag don’t fucking play with me, tumblr!!!!!!!!!!!

ITS SO UNPREDICTABLE AND UNSTABLE!! They keep “updating” but not increasing the user experience add ruining the few things I like about the app!! I’ve been using it since 2011 and it’s never been satisfactory but my God why isn’t it improving!??!???!!! I’M NOT ASKING FOR NEW FEATURES, I’M ASKING FOR THE ONES THAT ALREADY EXIST TO FUNCTION ROPERLY, ALL THE TIME!! ESPECIALLY WITH HOW MUCH MORE WONKY THE APP GETS WHEN THERES AN UPDATE AVAILABLE IN THE APP STORE! THEY PRACTICALLY FORCE YOU TO GET THE UPDATE BC THEY RENDER IT UNUSABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#PLUS THE QUEUE DOESN’T EVEN ALWAYS WORK AND POSTS CAN JUST DISAPPEAR FOREVER INSTEAD OF POSTING! NOT EVEN DISAPPEAR FOR A BIT BUT APPEAR — #—EVENTUALLY; JUST GONE FOREVER!! #AND THATS JUST IN ADDITION TO THE FACT THAT WE CANT CHANGE THE ORDER OF OUR SUBBLOGS! #<(｀^´)> #i hate it here #tumblr #more like #dumblr #i could go on #but I’m sleepy #/end rant #(for now)