#alfred sends him to martha wayne’s college best friend’s farm for a while bc a) he wants to bruce to be happy at least for a summer

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smallville clark and battinson bruce in the 00s is the superbat content i didnt know i needed lol

#the hs vibes ….. #bruce coming over for the summer bc #martha kent was friends w martha kane in college once upon a time #bc high society parents and stuff #one year alfred is like. master bruce you cannot just sit in your room and listen to nirvana the whole summer #YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO ALFRED #alfred sends him to martha wayne’s college best friend’s farm for a while bc a) he wants to bruce to be happy at least for a summer #and b) he is really fucking tired of hearing smells like teen spirit for the 100000th time #bruce shows up to smallville totally like. this will be terrible #the first person he sees there is a boy his age — he grins. “you must be bruce! #he’s all smiley and warm and shit #bruce does not know what to do about the fact that he… doesn’t think he’ll hate this summer that much anymore #cue save meeeeeeeeee #superbat #bruce wayne #clark kent #smallville #battinson